New Thor will be female

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Worse yet, it'll be Natalie Portman.This really, REALLY sucks.

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Is that Martha from Doctor Who?
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Freema Agyeman FTW! 😍
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Nora Valkyrie (RWBY)

Unlike Marvel Thor, she's actually strengthened by tasers and other electrical attacks. (I laughed so hard at Marvel Thor being taken down by a taser, the irony of that just cannot be understated.) As an added bonus, they get her hair color right. 😛 (That Thor vs Zeus ERBOH was awesome in more ways than one, and I liked that they got the detail of his hair color right, and when he references the Marvel movies Thor puts on a blond wig. 😀 Speaking of which, if the makers of that epic rap battle didn't gut struck down by lightning twice over then I guess any blasphemy against the gods is okay. 😉 )

RWBY gender flips almost everyone. For example, "Ms. Thor" (Thora?) is shipped with Lie Ren who I believe is a male character based on Mulan (I can't remember for sure). Joan of Arc because Jaune Arc, and he (who dresses as a woman at some point just as Joan dressed as a man, and he also lied his way in) and has a shipping relationship of sorts with Pyrrha who is based on Achilles (in our real world mythology, Achilles was once disguised as a girl named Pyrrha). They don't flip everyone's gender. Jaune Arc is still persecuted by a male "Cardin"al, and many faerie tale girls are still female and guys are still guys, as are some villains (and some not quite sure which side of the hero-villain line they're on). And they're also their own characters situated to that world, not like Nora is actually a goddess from Asgard (at least not that we know...)

'Course gods have been gender bending for a long, long time. There was that way too serious patch for the last 2,000 years which gender was taken way too seriously, but I think that phase is over, so - 100 BC.
 
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I think Portman is still playing Jane Foster who somehow is able to take on Thor's Hammer without actually being Thor (and this happened in the comics) because comic book writers seem to like crating female versions of their male superheroes eg Batgirl, Supergirl, etc.
 
I think Portman is still playing Jane Foster who somehow is able to take on Thor's Hammer without actually being Thor (and this happened in the comics) because comic book writers seem to like crating female versions of their male superheroes eg Batgirl, Supergirl, etc.
Yeah, pretty sure Portman is still playing Jane. As @DeadlyDuo pointed out, Jane becoming Thor (or at least weilding Mjolnir) isn't new, it's been in the comics before, so I don't think this is fan-pandering, just adapting a different comic storyline. Personally, I'm so happy Jane is returning, she was always one of my favourite characters and I sorely missed her in Thor Ragnarok.
 
Angel6
Angel6
It was a really good story Arc in the comic books.
To be fair, someone other than Donald Blake (Or Odin's natural son) wielding the power of Thor, or the Office of Thor, for a short time has been a pretty consistent part of "Journey Into Mystery" over the decades, so it's not entirely a stupid gimmick like Ironheart.
 
Natalie Portman will be the new God of Thunder, but I don't think that that actually makes her Thor, since that is the character's name, not his title. It's like, Sam Wilson can carry the shield, wear the spangly outfit, and call himself Captain America, but that doesn't make him Steve Rogers.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Do you think that film makers employ a thing called logic?
I think Portman is still playing Jane Foster who somehow is able to take on Thor's Hammer without actually being Thor (and this happened in the comics) because comic book writers seem to like crating female versions of their male superheroes eg Batgirl, Supergirl, etc.

Instead of the "female Thor" she can be called The Impossible Girl. 😜
 
I heard that Freema Agyeman will be the new Thor, but I had just walked through a brick wall when I heard that.

She was a vampire in Eat Local and one of the famous Dr. Who's companions.
 
As someone who doesn’t read comics, this is news to me (seems a plot worthy of Btvs s8, if you ask me).

Maybe it could be a fun plot but my god if I don’t despise Jane. The only reason I watched Thor2 was because someone told me she wasn’t in it. I thought that character was so awful that it made me question if I even liked Natalie Portman. She just felt so miscast to me. Can’t imagine a whole movie with the character

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Well, you if you know the source material ... the actual source material ... then you'd know Thor dressed in drag to marry a a male jotne.
And Loki is the mother of a horse with eight legs.

Yup, it is all treated as a big (hilarious) joke in the source material. I highly recommend them, if the Edda doesn’t appeal to people then Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology is pretty good.

Not sure Thor being, sulkily, forced to drag, nor Loki turning into a pretty female horse, is very relatable to this though.
 
Mr Trick
Mr Trick
Yeah that is fair.
As someone who was not enamoured by Natalie Portman in Thor, I was confused at first, but then with the history of how she was treated at Marvel, her performance kinda lines up with Charisma Carpenter's in Ats season 4. Makes sense that her performance was less than enthusiastic.

I've always liked Natalie Portman if given the right material. I enjoy her raps. 😂
 
Mr Trick
Mr Trick
She's fantastic! Never heard about her history with Marvel.
Not sure Thor being, sulkily, forced to drag, nor Loki turning into a pretty female horse, is very relatable to this though.
I just find it interesting that today the gender of these characters is a battlefield while in the past it was often the source of comedy.
 
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