New Wonder Woman series; what do you want to see?

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I was prompted to rewatch the series on DVD. A lot of fun but VERY camp, dated computers and you worry that Lyle will suffer polyester poisoning. Still, Lynda is the most beautiful woman EVER! 2 and 3 infinitely better than 1, the costume a huge improvement if nothing else.
Actually dealt with some pretty heavy issues, terrorism, biological warfare, the Cold War, nuclear power/proliferation, the shameful internment of the Japanese Americans during WW2 (one of the first shows to deal with that, preceeding Magnum). The best ep is the last, the Phantom of the Rollercoaster dealing with a traumatized Vietnam veteran deformed by napalm, not just a kids show.

Inspired by my rewatch, a few more things I'd like to see if there's a new series;

What I want to see in a new WW series;

1. Recurring roles for Lynda, Lyle and maybe Debra Winger

2. Nazis

3. A scene where someone walks into her invisible plane and bumps their head.

4. A scene where WW's own lasso of truth is used against her and she confesses some embarrassing deep dark desires

5. A scene where someone comments on Steve Trevor's propensity to get knocked out

6. An ep where she loses her ability to transform into WW and has to solve the case as Diana Prince

7. An ep where we meet her evil double who dresses in an black S&M version of the WW costume (and has a whip)

8. Underwater, skateboarding, horseriding and motorcycling versions of the outfit

9. A musical

10. An evil(?) Amazon who wants women to take over the world and rule it as a matriarchy

11. Some form of Xena/Gabby reference

12. A scene where WW goes to a bordello/stripclub and everyone assumes she's a hooker/stripper in a WW outfit. As she leaves she walks past a real hooker/stripper in a copy of her costume

13. An ep where she visits a sci-fi convention, accidentally enters a WW lookalike contest and is disappointed at coming 3rd (a la Elvis and Charlie Chaplin). Be cool if they could get DS9's Rene Auberjois to guest as he did in a similar ep in the 70s.

14. An ep where WW turns evil and the Diana Prince side of her personality breaks away to fight her (and yes I've been watching Superman 3)

15. An ep where she get's pregnant. Even Lynda Carter comments that she's lacking children in her life as indeed all the Amazons do

16. Diana should have a gay male friend/neighbour who's a huge WW fan, think Jack from Will&Grace

17. Steve Trevor should go to Paradise Island and get mobbed Beatlemania style by hordes of man-deprived Amazons (think Xander in the Buffy ep BBB)

18. Someone should mock her 'granny pants' and persuade her to try on patriotic thongs instead.

19. Diana should lose her glasses and worry people will recognise her but no one does

20. A few sequals to the 70s eps. Maybe Gault's brain is still kicking around looking for a body? How about a sequal to the 'Fine Art of Crime' where she gets turned into a statue again but gets released when some crazed WW fan steals the bracelet off the WW 'mannequin' on display. What happened to the fake robot WW she left knocked out on the floor in The Deadly Toys? (although if you could make a convincing fake robot WW you'd wonder why you needed to bother with crime, just sell them?). Love to meet the little girl with superpowers again all grown up plus 'The boy who knew her secret' again

21. An ep where Steve get's her superpowers (as was rumoured for Buffy/Xander)

22. Cameos from other DC superheros and especially villains, too often in the 70s show she's up against just some bland generic criminal in a bad suit

23. We see her returning to Paradise Island after WW2 and the 70s

24. Someone mocks her outfit telling her 'The 4th of July is over honey'

25. An ep where she loses her memory

And of course, plenty of roles for Joss Whedon alumni!
 
It sounds like it's going to be really good! I've always loved superhero shows, and it's good that we get a female as the main character in one.
 
I may be the only person in the free world who absolutely HATED Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, but still, my most fervent wish for any new series or movie would be to get someone who actually looks like an Amazon rather than a fashion model, and GET RID OF THOSE STUPID HIGH HEELED BOOTS!!!! WW is supposed to be a fighter, not a debutant. One real kick in those things, and her a** would be on the deck faster than a speeding bullet.

(Yeah, I know, she wears them in the comic books, too, but they're still stupid)
 
All that sounds sooo great, but a musical? Do you want Joss to direct it LOL? I sure hope they do follow through on a WW reboot, but it better be top-rate quality (writing, casting, acting, etc).
 
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