Now I know where all my pencils went

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Skanky Vamp

Skanky Vamp

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Jennifer Maestre creates weird and alien flora and fauna out of sharpened pencils or nails, giving them all a disturbing spiky look.

Some pencils:
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Some nails:
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Entire portfolio
 
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I'm sorry your thread got hijacked. This is really cool!
I know where your pencils went. BananaBuffy stole them from under your nose, and giggled like a bastard while doing it.
 
BananaBuffy said:
The stealing pencils or the slaughtering hamsters? 😛
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It was the slaughtering of the pencils that really made me mad.

Anyway, mods- can you ban BananaBuffy? She's taking this thread off topic and she called me a poopoohead and other nasty names and said Darla was like the buzzing of flies to her. I know everybody else on the forum is sick of her 'Fruit+character=me' behaviour so please ban her before she gets out of control. PLEASE?!
 
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Christopher said:
It was the slaughtering of the pencils that really made me mad.

Anyway, mods- can you ban BananaBuffy? She's taking this thread off topic and she called me a poopoohead and other nasty names and said Darla was like the buzzing of flies to her. I know everybody else on the forum is sick of her 'Fruit+character=me' behaviour so please ban her before she gets out of control. PLEASE?!
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"cries" I didn't mean to take this thread off topic, he made me do it! He's hurting my feelings, I'm just an innocent little girl and he's big and mean and doesn't like slaughtering pencils. And besides, his avatar of Angel makes me smile everytime I see it. I don't like smiling, it's bad for you. "sniffles"
 
Ok guys I don't know how to tell you this but BananaBuffy just sent me a video she made in which she executed a puppy. It was really cute and looked at the camera with big innocent eyes before she struck down upon it with great vengance. I was so shocked that it barely registered when she then sacrificed a Priest, grandmother, child and of sweet little rabbit. "That's what you get when you **** with me" she screamed as the blood ran down her face.

WHAT A BITCA
 
Christopher said:
Ok guys I don't know how to tell you this but BananaBuffy just sent me a video she made in which she executed a puppy. It was really cute and looked at the camera with big innocent eyes before she struck down upon it with great vengance. I was so shocked that it barely registered when she then sacrificed a Priest, grandmother, child and of sweet little rabbit. "That's what you get when you **** with me" she screamed as the blood ran down her face.

WHAT A BITCA
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Please, dear Christopher, tell me why I would send you such a video? Or why I would make such a video in the first place. I'm a peanut bear, as innocent as innocent can be. Ask anyone, they all love me. You're just jealous. 😛 Shame on you!
 
BananaBuffy said:
Please, dear Christopher, tell me why I would send you such a video? Or why I would make such a video in the first place. I'm a peanut bear, as innocent as innocent can be. Ask anyone, they all love me. You're just jealous. 😛 Shame on you!
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You lying turd, you sent me the video to scare me. Anyway, I think you'll find I'm the most popular forumite on here and everyone hates you so they will all back me up and throw household objects at you in disgust. ISN'T THAT RIGHT EVERYONE?

Oh yeah every single forumite just PM'd me words of support in favour of banning you
 
Christopher said:
You lying turd, you sent me the video to scare me. Anyway, I think you'll find I'm the most popular forumite on here and everyone hates you so they will all back me up and throw household objects at you in disgust. ISN'T THAT RIGHT EVERYONE?

Oh yeah every single forumite just PM'd me words of support in favour of banning you
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The best part of that whole reply was when you said you are the most popular forumite on here!!!!!! Do you have any idea how hard I laughed? 🙂 I don't need to scare you. I know that my username had you shaking in your shoes from the very first time you saw it. That's why you were so nice to me, because you were terrified by my Buffy Banana's.
 
Mate you're getting a bit too big for your boots. Watch yourself or your shoaces might come undone and you DON'T WANT THAT, do you? No. All I said about my popularity on this board is true, you now how everybody felt about Jasmine? Well every forumite feels that kind of love for me but stronger, and it's not a spell. It's adoration.

You see, it's not about pencils and it's not about bananas.

It's about power.
 
Christopher said:
Mate you're getting a bit too big for your boots. Watch yourself or your shoaces might come undone and you DON'T WANT THAT, do you? No. All I said about my popularity on this board is true, you now how everybody felt about Jasmine? Well every forumite feels that kind of love for me but stronger, and it's not a spell. It's adoration.

You see, it's not about pencils and it's not about bananas.

It's about power.
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😀, ah, well now my whole world makes sense. I'm sorry I doubted your popularity, I see now that even those who can't stand you really do love you. I'm really sorry.

...seriously, dude. We've totally turned this thread into...well, the Christopher and Savannah show. And I highly doubt that was the original intent. You bad boy for changing the subject.
 
Scobro is pissed at YOU for ruining the thread. I heard he's just released the hounds, and they like fruit. Yellow fruit. I've run out of messages again so can't reply to you or Zobo 🙁
 
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THAT'S why you didn't reply! I was like "what's taking him so long" haha
Christopher said:
Scobro is pissed at YOU for ruining the thread. I heard he's just released the hounds, and they like fruit. Yellow fruit. I've run out of messages again so can't reply to you or Zobo 🙁
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I better run if hounds that like fruit are after me. I'm like one big giant banana! Now you've terrifed me Christopher, how dare you!

I figured you'd run out of messages. Sucks. 😀 And Zoe told me you guys were talking, that's nice! I WANT A PEANUT BEAR....

Just thought I'd bring some randomness back into this.
 
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