Nuclear Survivor Test!!Which one will you be??

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DXY

A big pile of dust....
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Better shake off that radiation sickness and start preparing your IPO, because you're

A new media professional!
You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.



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I bet you thought you'd gotten rid of yourself - but you haven't. You're

That kid you hated at school!
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little *******, apparently.

Hehehehehe. I don't know about the first part but the second part is great...I AM THE MONKEY KING! I've always wanted to swing from someones gonads...
 
Go to the first post by DXY. There is a link that says This one works. Just clik on it to take the test.
 
Oh, thank ya babe! I am the same as you, that annoying kid at school-two peas in a pod right?+

That gives me an even greater appreciation for the insane ninja child-go ninjas!
 
Hahaha! I know how you love George of the Jungle so I can get this total visual of you swingin' from some poor guys gonads in a leopard print jungle suit screaming "I am the monkey king!" Hahahahaha!
 
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