Spuffy57
Happy Birthday Buffy!
These are wicked funny! thanks to the website To Shanshu In LA
- You have been pulled over for speeding because you were racing home to watch Angel.
- You can't drive yet and the above has happened!
- You've gotten into fights with people over whether or not the Angelverse exists...
- Anyone who ever won these fights was later found beaten to death by an Angel cardboard cutout...
- Your parents sent you to a psychiatrist to rid you of your Angel obession...
- Said shrink now watches, and tapes, every episode...
- You spend your Saturday nights... when you should be studying for your high school AP exams... thinking up stupid funny things to say to make Dianna laugh about Angel
- You attempted to make a homemade talisman open up a portal into some unearthly hell dimension... it worked...
- And now all of those people who have ever insulted "Angel" have mysteriously disappeared...
- You have actually had things on this list that apply to you... or you're me... and actually wrote it.
- You never leave home with out the axe you made out of a hubcap & broomstick.
- When your friend are over & you're house creaks you shout out, "Stop that, Phantom Dennis!"
- You have red nails with white tips & people call you "Dru".
- You try to change your dog's name to Angel.
- You carry a photo of the cast in your wallet & tell people, "That's Gunn, my long lost cousin, and Cordelia, my long lost twin & Wesley my..."
- You walk into a local karaoke bar & ask if you can have you aura read by The Host.
- You call the operator & say, " Hi, Could you please give me the phone number for Wolfram & Hart? It's a law firm."
- You go to Taco Bell & Order tacos to take to your new friend, Fred.
- When you have a headache you rub your head and say, "Boy! These vision hangovers are getting a little out of hand!"
- You sit outside at night with a big ol' bucket of blood hopping to attract Angel.
- From utter hatred of your boss, you call up Staples and ask to place a rush order of "lethal furniture". You wonder why the salesclerk hangs up on you. Some people are just rude. ~Dianna
- Your parents allow you a couple days off of school for grieving when a character dies. You then hold a ceremony with your diehard Angel fans, and wear black for a week. ~angrypuppy
- You constantly find yourself saying "In accordance with the prophecy..." ~Sarah
- Your name is very close to "Lorne"--- heck, why not just make people call you that? ~Lauren
- You have a tendency yell, "Don't touch me! I'll electrocute you". - Not all the time, just every now and then... ~Rebecca
- You've named your two cats Angel and Cordelia, and your mouse Buffy... when others ask why you simply state that you're "supporting your favorite relationship... duh!" ~Panda
-. The search for the Hyperion Hotel remains elusive, but twenty bucks says you can find it and find it you will. ~Mary
- According to your biology paper, chilbirth involves angst, all kinds of enemies after you, pouring rain and a sharp piece of wood. ~Patricia RD
- At last count, you've mailed 600 letters petitioning the government to have a national "Angel Appreciation Day." So far, no such luck. ~Mary
- On Wednesday night, you go cruising into Los Angeles with a life-size cut out of Angel (the one you bought on ebay for $19.95) riding shotgun. ~Mary
- You keep telling people that the apocalypse is coming.
- You're so convincing that people believe you.
- You want to have a baby boy and name it Connor only to find out when he grows up he changes his name to Stephen and buries you in the ocean.
- You have friends whose names are Justine, Holtz, and Lilah and you can't help but think you're slowly turning to the dark side.
- You go out and buy a pink motorcycle helmet purely for sentimental value.
- If someone interupts you while you're watching Angel, you curse their immortal soul even though you're taping it as you watch it.
- You want to learn ancient Sumerian... You actually find someone who can teach you.
- Whenever someone says they're off to do some research you get all excited and ask if you can help.
- Whenever you enter a party you scream "Party's over!" and proceed to pummel everyone in sight.
- You know that if the WB doesn't start airing new episodes of Angel, you're going to open up a portal to a Hell dimension and proceed to throw executives in until they do.
- At home you make everyone call you "the rogue demon hunter".
- You buy a karaoke machine and repeatedly sing "Mandy" to your cat, who you have uniquely dubbed 'The Host'.
- You seem to have a weird fixation on using ketchup on everything, when anyone asks you why you use ketchup you proclaim "It's red isn't it?"
- You're late to work and when you're boss asks why, you claim that you were impregnated with demon spawn last night. [This is also a way to tell that you are a bad excuse giver.]
-You try to snag your first real beau by saying "If you kiss me the terrible visions of horrible destruction will go away."
- You are timid when visiting the library, constantly looking over your shoulder to see if a dimensional portal is opening up, ready to suck you away.
-Whenever the sky turns pitch black and it begins to rain, you run out of your house and scream on a bended knee "Buffy!" [on your return, you reply "It's soulmate stuff."]
- You set ablaze two girls with kerosene and a cigarette, telling the cops you were only lighting a Christmas tree.
- You're suddenly bankrupt. As a desperate plea for money, you try to auction off your eyes for $30,000.
-The people down the street give you weird looks when you take big whiffs out of the window of your car, explaining to them "I'm looking for Darla." :wigglinge <my fav one
- You have been pulled over for speeding because you were racing home to watch Angel.
- You can't drive yet and the above has happened!
- You've gotten into fights with people over whether or not the Angelverse exists...
- Anyone who ever won these fights was later found beaten to death by an Angel cardboard cutout...
- Your parents sent you to a psychiatrist to rid you of your Angel obession...
- Said shrink now watches, and tapes, every episode...
- You spend your Saturday nights... when you should be studying for your high school AP exams... thinking up stupid funny things to say to make Dianna laugh about Angel
- You attempted to make a homemade talisman open up a portal into some unearthly hell dimension... it worked...
- And now all of those people who have ever insulted "Angel" have mysteriously disappeared...
- You have actually had things on this list that apply to you... or you're me... and actually wrote it.
- You never leave home with out the axe you made out of a hubcap & broomstick.
- When your friend are over & you're house creaks you shout out, "Stop that, Phantom Dennis!"
- You have red nails with white tips & people call you "Dru".
- You try to change your dog's name to Angel.
- You carry a photo of the cast in your wallet & tell people, "That's Gunn, my long lost cousin, and Cordelia, my long lost twin & Wesley my..."
- You walk into a local karaoke bar & ask if you can have you aura read by The Host.
- You call the operator & say, " Hi, Could you please give me the phone number for Wolfram & Hart? It's a law firm."
- You go to Taco Bell & Order tacos to take to your new friend, Fred.
- When you have a headache you rub your head and say, "Boy! These vision hangovers are getting a little out of hand!"
- You sit outside at night with a big ol' bucket of blood hopping to attract Angel.
- From utter hatred of your boss, you call up Staples and ask to place a rush order of "lethal furniture". You wonder why the salesclerk hangs up on you. Some people are just rude. ~Dianna
- Your parents allow you a couple days off of school for grieving when a character dies. You then hold a ceremony with your diehard Angel fans, and wear black for a week. ~angrypuppy
- You constantly find yourself saying "In accordance with the prophecy..." ~Sarah
- Your name is very close to "Lorne"--- heck, why not just make people call you that? ~Lauren
- You have a tendency yell, "Don't touch me! I'll electrocute you". - Not all the time, just every now and then... ~Rebecca
- You've named your two cats Angel and Cordelia, and your mouse Buffy... when others ask why you simply state that you're "supporting your favorite relationship... duh!" ~Panda
-. The search for the Hyperion Hotel remains elusive, but twenty bucks says you can find it and find it you will. ~Mary
- According to your biology paper, chilbirth involves angst, all kinds of enemies after you, pouring rain and a sharp piece of wood. ~Patricia RD
- At last count, you've mailed 600 letters petitioning the government to have a national "Angel Appreciation Day." So far, no such luck. ~Mary
- On Wednesday night, you go cruising into Los Angeles with a life-size cut out of Angel (the one you bought on ebay for $19.95) riding shotgun. ~Mary
- You keep telling people that the apocalypse is coming.
- You're so convincing that people believe you.
- You want to have a baby boy and name it Connor only to find out when he grows up he changes his name to Stephen and buries you in the ocean.
- You have friends whose names are Justine, Holtz, and Lilah and you can't help but think you're slowly turning to the dark side.
- You go out and buy a pink motorcycle helmet purely for sentimental value.
- If someone interupts you while you're watching Angel, you curse their immortal soul even though you're taping it as you watch it.
- You want to learn ancient Sumerian... You actually find someone who can teach you.
- Whenever someone says they're off to do some research you get all excited and ask if you can help.
- Whenever you enter a party you scream "Party's over!" and proceed to pummel everyone in sight.
- You know that if the WB doesn't start airing new episodes of Angel, you're going to open up a portal to a Hell dimension and proceed to throw executives in until they do.
- At home you make everyone call you "the rogue demon hunter".
- You buy a karaoke machine and repeatedly sing "Mandy" to your cat, who you have uniquely dubbed 'The Host'.
- You seem to have a weird fixation on using ketchup on everything, when anyone asks you why you use ketchup you proclaim "It's red isn't it?"
- You're late to work and when you're boss asks why, you claim that you were impregnated with demon spawn last night. [This is also a way to tell that you are a bad excuse giver.]
-You try to snag your first real beau by saying "If you kiss me the terrible visions of horrible destruction will go away."
- You are timid when visiting the library, constantly looking over your shoulder to see if a dimensional portal is opening up, ready to suck you away.
-Whenever the sky turns pitch black and it begins to rain, you run out of your house and scream on a bended knee "Buffy!" [on your return, you reply "It's soulmate stuff."]
- You set ablaze two girls with kerosene and a cigarette, telling the cops you were only lighting a Christmas tree.
- You're suddenly bankrupt. As a desperate plea for money, you try to auction off your eyes for $30,000.
-The people down the street give you weird looks when you take big whiffs out of the window of your car, explaining to them "I'm looking for Darla." :wigglinge <my fav one