Of All The Places

Skanky Vamp

Skanky Vamp

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Kali mentioned in a thread that non-Drogyns cannot read that she often spreads jam on herself (well, her kids do at least) and then my own personal problems pooped into me head. Thus: Of All The Places is born..

Where is the strangest place you have found something on your body and/or clothes that does not belong?

I often find 'trails' of deodorant on the back of my shirt.. i don't know HOW it gets there.. of all the places, I would not expect to find it there.

Where are your places and what?
 
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omg omg your banner - i love the moulin rouge :)
for some reason i keep finding cuts after i have been to work, i dont remeber cutting myself or anything but when i get home there they are. i also contantly amaze myself with bits of food i always find on my clothes lol, again i dont even remeber gettting it there.
 
Rencently after going out, I've been coming home with leaves in my hair.
 
There was a time when I was maybe around 15, I woke up every morning with new scratches on my legs. Up to this day I still have no idea how they all got there. The most possible explanation would probably be sleep walking, but I don't know.
 
I wake up all the time with scratches on my stomach not bad ones like red grazes..weird!
I'm always covered in food after a Sunday becuase i work in a cafe so i always find food up my arms!
 
I found a freezedried strawberry in my navel once.

I know how it got there. It was from a tub of Haagen Dazs strawberry ice cream that had been, ahem, 'consumed' 4 days earlier. I found pips elsewhere, but I'm not going into that here.... :spank:

I hasten to add - I'm not a non bathing skank. I just have a VERY deep navel.

So not only 'of all the places' but also a bit 'getting to know you.' Two birds with one stone.
 
I tend to be confused by scratches and basically unexplainable injuries at the weirdest places for them to be. They tend to turn up especially after a long night out, but I cannot recall doing anything out of the ordinary.
 
Last week I had a mysterious perfectly triangular burn on my hand. It was strange and I have no idea how it got there and, more importantly, why it was so nicely triangular. I think I was visited by aliens who, after taking me to their spaceship and doing some weird experiments on me and brainwashing me, marked me as unfit for working in their neutrino mines. It's the only possible explanation.
 
That explains a lot *bg*

I suspect you got a visit from the Maastricht Freemason Association at night, making sure that you were patiently waiting for your exam results. 😛 It is definetly connected to the university building Minderbroedersberg where we have got profound knowledge of freemasons. Jipp.
 
After falling a sleep on a couch at a party, i woke up to find my t-shirt pushed up, and that someone had drawn a smiley face on my stomach. in red marker. Weirds me out, just screams serial killer.
 
^ Once, when me and my friend were very drunk, I drew all over her face with charcoal, we had just got back from work and were at our bedsit. But I only drew on her face because she was sick on my face, true story, also, funniest thing was, the landlord came by in the morning because I had (accidentally) put a hole in one of the walls, and my mate answered the door in her work uniform, wasted with charcoal on her face, and me, with sick on my face, it was pretty funny, not at the time though.
 
We have pictures of my sister when she fell asleep at her friends house. Her friends had Cheez Wiz, and somehow my sister "grew" a cheez wiz goatee and unibrow set.

They also put it in her bellybutton, and got the can in her hand somehow without waking her. And posed around her with crackers in their hands.
 
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OH, I finally just got your sig. I've been reading it as "Demon for Christmas" all this time. :P ;)
I went out the other night and I have returned a walking bruise.

...I don't remember how half of that stuff happened. I think it was the beer's fault.
 
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