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I once found a 50 € note in my shelf. Quite amazing. At the moment I'm just amazed about the amount of scratches and bruises I picked up during last night. Can't tell I got into a fight, can I?
 
About a month ago I noticed that my shirt was sticking to my stomach and upon investigation discovered that there was WAX on my stomach...like, hair removal wax. I hadn't been around wax for over a month prior and hadn't been near anyone who appeared to be either...but needless to say, I had to rip it off and my shirt was ruined...I'm still confused about that, too...
 
I have this scratch on my hand and I really don't have an idea where I have it from. It just appeared.
 
I found that today I ended up putting to pairs of socks on because my head is buzzzing , and I found a star in my hair I think it was from one of the bath bombs I used last night lol x
 
I don't know if this counts, but once I woke up in a pile of rubbish in a bed and I had a fire extinguiser as a pillow.
 
I am very pleased to say husband no. 2 (the gay one every girl should have) finally found my glasses, reasonably unscathed, by the dogs bed, subsumed by fluff and ripped up cardboard, covered in smammy toddler fingerprints. I just knew a little monkey had stolen them...

Yes, I have a gay husband - he is no 2 husband. Couldn't do without him. I am pomo personified! You have NO idea!
 
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PurplePoof
You have a gay husband? How po-mo!
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