Official Fundraiser For A New Truck 😁

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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It doesn't have to be anything fancy, and I just know you guys will lend a hand. That's what friends are for, right? 😋

However, I do have a few demands requests regarding my new truck:

1. It HAS to be a Chevy Suburban
2. I'd prefer it to be black
3. Bulletproof proof windows are a must

I realise that money is right, and I feel absolutely nothing awful for asking . Yes, I realise you might have to take out a loan or sell your home. Dreadfully sorry! But I promise to NEVER pay you back in the future.
 
Sell your existing truck. After all, it has provenance. It was the truck owned by Anyanka Bunny Slayer, the star of the Buffy Boards. Most people would pay a premium to own it.

BTW a friend of mine just picked up a black Suburban. It has a lot of rust but it runs well and he has a new left front fender sitting in the back. No luck on the bulletproof windows, though. Have you checked auctions from the FBI, NSA or any of the other acronym agencies? They regularly get rid of this stuff and bulletproof windows are normal for them.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
It has provenance, how do you know, have you been looking under its skirting? Were you looking for the star of Buffy Boards, or a moon of Uranus?
Ethan Reigns said:
Sell your existing truck. After all, it has provenance. It was the truck owned by Anyanka Bunny Slayer, the star of the Buffy Boards. Most people would pay a premium to own it.

BTW a friend of mine just picked up a black Suburban. It has a lot of rust but it runs well and he has a new left front fender sitting in the back. No luck on the bulletproof windows, though. Have you checked auctions from the FBI, NSA or any of the other acronym agencies? They regularly get rid of this stuff and bulletproof windows are normal for them.
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One of the security guys offered me $800 for it. I said I'd rather set it on fire. (Since 2020 my parents have paid nearly $10,000 for various repairs) The rims alone are worth at least $1,400! (My brother put A LOT of money into that truck when he was alive)

I hadn't thought of auctions. That's actually a good idea...
 
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ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Oh, hi Anyanka, I had just mentioned about the new moon of Uranus (#2) - I wasn't thinking of you, honest . . . . tee hee
HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
Take da money and run bish!
The acronym agencies would be glad to sell you one of their vehicles. That would enable them to track you as a person of interest in a lot of the violence going on in L.A. Or it could exonerate you (in combination with a large bribe). Set up a gofundme page - who knows, someone may pitch in enough for a new Escalade.
 
Only Legends will remember this car 😎

This is your new truck Bunny! Found in the woods for free!
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
There is no skirting for anyone to look under, to be driven by a jeans and work shirt type of trucker . . . er yes, I didn't say . ., oops ran out of space.
I do admit that I did read the title wrong the first time I looked at it,
I did have my reservations.
I mean why did Anyanka need an official fundraiser for a . . that's when I realized I had read the title wrong.
I slap the back of my hand,
yeah, I know,
naughty me!
 
The only thought I have is to look around for one of those contests where people have to keep their hand on a truck, and whoever lasts the longest wins. Even if it's not the kind you want, you could trade it!
 
Stake fodder said:
The only thought I have is to look around for one of those contests where people have to keep their hand on a truck, and whoever lasts the longest wins. Even if it's not the kind you want, you could trade it!
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So, I bring a flamethrower to the contest, keep one hand on the truck while burning everyone else beyond recognition...and I'd win!!!! 🔥

That's an excellent idea, thank you.
 
HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
Yeah good luck with that 😉
Really Anyanka? REALLY, you want folk to think of you by looking at the depiction of Sunday with the stupid hair when viewing your posts.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
Really Anyanka? REALLY, you want folk to think of you by looking at the depiction of Sunday with the stupid hair when viewing your posts.
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Really ILLYRIAN? REALLY, you want folk to think of you by looking at the depiction of Darla with the stupid hair when viewing your posts.

😈
 
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