Official Spillyria Thread : Her Pet And His Harlot

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Welcome to Spillyria thread
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ILLYRIA: You break so easily. Why do you bother getting back up?
SPIKE: Right. We need to set some ground rules.
First off — no more punching me in the face.
Secondly, when I punch you in the face, you tell me how you feel so I can write that down on my clipboard.
Third—no touching my clipboard.
Fourth—
ILLYRIA: I enjoy hurting you.
SPIKE: Well, we're gonna have to fix that, 'cause—
WESLEY: How goes it?
ILLYRIA: I've been hitting the half-breed. He makes noise.

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SPIKE: You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
ANGEL: You wanna meet some of my co-workers?
CONNOR: OK.
ANGEL: Guys, you wanna come here for a second?
CONNOR: What is she?
ANGEL: She's a... to be honest, I really don't know. She's some sort of ancient demon.
CONNOR: She have any powers?
SPIKE: Glad you asked. So far, I've established that she can hit like a Mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time, and, uh...possibly talk to plants.

ILLYRIA: I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.
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SPIKE: Ooh! All right, grandma. Give ya that. Good one.
ILLYRIA: This shell... you had affection for it, for Fred.
SPIKE: Tons. Loved the bird.
ILLYRIA: Yet you strike at her form without sentiment.
SPIKE: You ain't her. I can see it. Lord knows I can smell it. And I got no problem hitting it.
ILLYRIA: You're adapting.
SPIKE: We do that.
ILLYRIA: Adaptation is compromise.
SPIKE: It's called learning. But then I guess you know everything there is to know.
ILLYRIA: When the world met me, it shuddered, groaned. It knelt at my feet.
SPIKE: "Dear Penthouse, I don't normally write letters like this, but—" Oh, ho ho!
ILLYRIA: Illyria was all they needed to know.
SPIKE: Then came the Internet.
ILLYRIA: You have nothing. Your kind has pulled this domain apart. Each of you has snatched a tiny piece of it. Even those with the mightiest hoards are paupers.
SPIKE: The one who dies with the most toys wins, eh?
ILLYRIA: To never die... and to conquer all, that is winning.

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SPIKE: Like you're not even there. World trembled before your feet once. Now... padding around a place you don't want to be in, and the rabble don't even give you so much as a polite yawn.
ILLYRIA: Do not presume I require any creature's attention.
SPIKE: Wouldn't dream of it, Blue. Still...you can't enjoy haunting this place. Less than what you were, not knowing what to do with yourself. Believe me, I've been there.
ILLYRIA: And what do you know of it?
SPIKE: Long and fascinating tale. Ghost story, in fact. Short of it is... take my advice. Get out once in a while. Before you go bats.
ILLYRIA: Out?
SPIKE: Out. Outside. That place just on the other side of the window.
ILLYRIA: I've grown wary of this world since my powers were depleted. Strange... though I've been made more human, this place remains disconcerting.
SPIKE: Yeah, well, I'm afraid that never goes away. Anyhow, I thought Wesley was giving you a primer on all things human.
ILLYRIA: He and I are no longer having intercourse.
SPIKE: Y-ah. You wh-what?
ILLYRIA: He has ceased communication with me.
SPIKE: Oh! Oh. Communi—
ILLYRIA: My recent reversion to the Burkle persona disturbed him. And he will not tell me why.
SPIKE: You don't know? You may not think you're as powerful as you were, Highness, but looking like Fred, for some of us... it's the most devastating power you have.


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What the fans do
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Fanvids
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYygbO7Xe6g]My Prerogative - Britney Spears[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtKgbIZQxrE]Mr. and Mrs. Spillyria Trailer[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_JRVhiwN4]Time Is Running Out - Muse[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz-bF_ghHY4]Addicted - Kelly Clarkson[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-6NARR4rQ]Hysteria - Muse[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wvr4MpPe7U]AU Part 1 - Going Under - Evanescence[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wvr4MpPe7U]AU Part 2 - Huanted - Evanescence[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq9khq3w4m0]Cross over with Dollhouse - It's Your Duty - Lene Nystrom[/ame]

Questions
- Favourite Spillyria episode?
- Favourite Spillyria moment?
- Favourite Spillyria quote?
- Funniest Spillyria moment
- What episode made you fall in love with them?
- Spike and Illyria as friends or lovers? Why?​
 
T
Tasha
Aw at the quote ^.^ LMao/
As devoted as I am to the Spuffy relationship, I have to admit that I really believe that a short term relationship with either Illyria or Faith (or both. We're talking about SPIKE here. You could even invite Buffy to the dance, but you would lose your PG-13 rating) would really be...interesting.
 
T
Tasha
HAHAHAH TRUE! Can i get invited to this 'party'?! ^.^
Wishing Oceans
Wishing Oceans
lol yeah, they can all come, as long as I'm invited... :D
I really really loved Spike and Illyria's scenes together. I thought they had amazing chemistry and could have been hot together, if ever Illyria had humanized herself enough to have a relationship with anyone.
 
I think they're cute together. Such a shame I haven't read the comics, but I love them already. It would have been fun if Illyria kept him as her pet and one day Buffy and Dru ran into them(with Harmony walking backward away). 😀

Favourite Spillyria episode?
- Power Play.

Favourite Spillyria moment?
- When they spar in Time Bomb.

Favourite Spillyria quote?
- Of course, "I'd like to keep Spike as my pet".

Funniest Spillyria moment
- Anything with the clipboard, lol.

What episode made you fall in love with them?
- Origin.

Spike and Illyria as friends or lovers? Why?
- Both. Because they have good chemistry and Spike makes Illyria smile a lot.
 
I really really loved Spike and Illyria's scenes together. I thought they had amazing chemistry and could have been hot together, if ever Illyria had humanized herself enough to have a relationship with anyone.

I'm not sure just how "humanizing" would really be necessary. I don't see anything whatsoever out of character for Illyria to slam Spike up against a wall and say something like, "This body requires sexual release. You will provide it. NOW!"
 
MinwaraYana
MinwaraYana
Lmao. How cute!
I don't see anything whatsoever out of character for Illyria to slam Spike up against a wall and say something like, "This body requires sexual release. You will provide it. NOW!"

LOL! I can totally see that happening.

Alas, as cute as these two are together, Buffy is Spike's girl. Always.

(Hehe. See how I so easily utilized Bangel reference right there? How seamlessly it fit into my sentance about Spuffy? Ha. I'm awesome.)


ANYHOW, *cough* I do love Spike and Illyria's scenes in Season 5, though. I'm not up-to-date with what's going on as of now with Spike and her though - someone should fill me in.

My heart will always belong to Buffy and Spike (or Angel and Spike) - but if Buffy *heaven forbid* chooses Angel in the end - then I'll jump on the Spike/Illyria bangwagen. Hell, why not.

Nice thread.
 
- Favourite Spillyria episode?

They're all good, but I love S6 the most. 😀

- Favourite Spillyria moment?

In Angel S6 when Illyria
kissed him
to make sure he was alright.

- Favourite Spillyria quote?

"I would like to keep Spike as my pet." 😀
- Funniest Spillyria moment

Their fight scene in Origin.

- What episode made you fall in love with them?

Hmm, I guess I've always like 'em. 😀

- Spike and Illyria as friends or lovers? Why?

Both, they're sweet as friends, and pretty sexy as lovers. 😀
 
I never really thought of the idea of Spike and Illyria have a relationship (Maybe that's 'cause I haven't read season six and Spike is meant to be with Dru, if you ask me 😀) but theie scenes together were always awesome.
And yeah... "I'd like to keep Spike is my pet." is an awesome quote.
 
Ahhh, I was always unsure as to whether to forfeit my heart to Wesley/Fred in order to have Spillyria or not. I thought it was incredibly sweet when Spike sacrificed himself for Fred in 'Hell Bound,' and after that I wanted the 'ship to happen rather badly. Yet when I read After The Fall, the protectiveness Illyria had for Spike was just too adorable to ignore. That is when I changed my mind, naturally.
 
- Favourite Spillyria episode?
Origin, perhaps

- Favourite Spillyria moment?
Clipboard-related stuff

- Favourite Spillyria quote?
"I'd like to keep Spike as my pet."
or
"You filthy harlot! I'll tear your neck out!" [storms back in]
or
Spike's line about how looking like Fred is the most devastating power she has 🙁

- Funniest Spillyria moment
Clipboard speech, perhaps.

- What episode made you fall in love with them?
Origin or perhaps Power Play

- Spike and Illyria as friends or lovers? Why?
Leaning toward friends, actually.
 
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