Old Jokes

[ILLYRIAN]

Are they the best jokes or the only ones I remember.
What about those jokes which are classified as
nasty, cruel or seriously wicked.

Like the one that states :
Why is it bad for blind men to go bungy jumping?

Because it scares the crap out of their seeing eye dogs.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

Blind jokes get around:

I once gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater. He said it was the scariest story he ever read.

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But jokes about us old crocs are on the rise:

Why Seniors never change their password

WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER:
Cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
Boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:
50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password already in use

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Malcolm: I played golf with Steven Hawking yesterday.

Rory: How was it?

Malcolm: He lied about his handicap.

 

[thetopher]

What's the bare minimum?

1 Bear.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Did you know Charles Dickens' novel "A Tale of Two Cities" was originally published as a serial in two newspapers?
It was The Bicester Times, it was The Worcester Times!
Badum...tish!

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Did you know Steven Hawking died yesterday?