Old Master's Failed Books and Movies List. (I was bored, and loopy from the heat). :P

[Old Master 3.0]

1) Curious George and the Light Socket

2) Scooby-Doo meets Velma's Special Friend

3) I Have To Eat Green Eggs and Ham

4) Why Puppies Die

5) Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Boil On Her Ass

6) Nobody Poops But You

7) Harry Potter and the Crabs of Hermione

8) Land Before Time VIII: The Big Meteor

9) The Little Engine The Didin't give a @&%#!! If He Could Or Not

10) How Crack is Made

11) Stewart's TOO Little

12) Dirty Harry Potter

13) Lord of the Nipple Rings: Return of the Queen

14) Fun with Dick and Anna Nicole Smith

15) The Wizard of Oy!

16) The Care Bears Get Drunk & Maul a Camper

17) My Strange Friend Who Lives In the Basement

18) A Childs Guide to Monsters Under the Bed

19) Dick & Jane Try Daddy's Medicine

20) Strangers Have The Best Candy

21) The Little Sissy Who Snitched

22) Some Kittens CAN Fly

23) Grandma's Dead And Rotting

24) All Dogs Go To Hell

25) Bi-Curious George

26) What Is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?

27) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?


And finally, my all-time favorite................


28) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry



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This is what happens when you get heat stroke, kids. Lol. So be sure to keep hydrated!


:BeRightBa

 

[Jenny]

LMAO Old Master are ya trying to put me in labour? LOL That was great! *snicker* Bi-Curious George 😀 😀

 

[elmo]

Hee hee... that's great! See, I said you were funny. I just choked on my choco milk and it came out through my nose!

This is my favourite "The Care Bears Get Drunk & Maul a Camper"...

 

[Anchovy]

Memo to me: Do NOT read OM's heat-loopy post while drinking coffee! ROFLMAO!!! My favorite is 'Nobody Poops But You'. That's terrifying.

 

[Andy]

XD Thats awesome! Note to myself: Don't read stuff from OM in the middle of the night.😛 But those are awesome. My favorite is Land Before VIII: The Big Meteor.

 

[Jacklyn]

My personal favorite has to be Bi-Curious George, because I used to have a friend that I called that...

 

[Eliza121]

HaHa! Funny Old Master I like them but my faves are,

6) Nobody Poops But You

7) Harry Potter and the Crabs of Hermione
::evil1::

 

[Lyri]

Care Bears get drunk and maul a camper?!? LOL!! SOOO funny!!

 

[killerdwarf]

LMAO! Snort! SOME kittens can fly...oh, yeah...

Thanks, OM, you made my day!

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Teeheehee😀...nice one OM.

 

[Freedomfriends]

Hee hee... that's great! See, I said you were funny. I just choked on my choco milk and it came out through my nose!

This is my favourite "The Care Bears Get Drunk & Maul a Camper"...

I have had that happen it isn't nice, milk through the nose! it hurts too!

 

[SpikedBuffy]

That's freakin hilarious!

We need to start composing those stories and sell them on e-bay.