OMG I laughead so hard !

[Crazy Flakes]

Most of mine have already been mentioned, but one thing that makes me just lose it every time I watch it is in Halloween. It's a really subtle moment that takes place when Buffy's in the costume shop. She turns on one of those fake pumpkins and it starts making this really loud screaming sound, then she jumps a little before turning it off as quickly as she can.

I really don't know why I think that scene is so funny...I guess it's just because it's something I could totally see myself doing.

 

[Perny]

I really don't know why I think that scene is so funny...I guess it's just because it's something I could totally see myself doing.

I have done that a million times... My natural curiosity demands I have to touch everything in a shop. And usually they make sound, I panick and break something

 

[Airam]

I'm watching Grad Day 2 right now and I have HAVE to add Cordy's Ebola Virus speech:

Angel: Well, he's not crazy about germs.
Cordelia: Of course, that's it. We attack him with germs!
Buffy: Great! We'll corner him and then you can sneeze on him.
Cordelia gesturing excitedly: No! No, we'll get a box with the Ebola virus and"¦ and"¦. Or it doesn't even have to be real, we can just get a box that says Ebola on it and"¦ uhm (snaps her fingers) chase him"¦ (Oz frowns and no one else says anything) with the box"¦
Xander: I'm starting to lean towards the humus offensive.
Oz: He'll never see it coming.

Her delivery and everyone's reaction to it is just perfect, I was cracking up!

 

[Perny]

Oz: We'll attack the mayor with hummus!

 

[Airam]

Watching Who Are You right now and this made me crack up so hard I had to rewind and watch again.

Giles steps up to the sergeant waving his arms, acting distraught, blocking Buffy from view as she sneaks around the other side of the armored truck.

Giles: (shouting) Damn it, man! We have to get inside! Our, uh, uh, (glances at Willow with a "what the hell I am doing" look) families are-are in there! Our, uh, m-mothers and-and tiny, tiny babies!

 

[Perny]

I love that one Airam! It's so great.
Also in Restless:
When Giles sings Xander and Willow just holds their lighters up, but keep reading. I was nearly dead of laughing.

And...In Angel. Smile Time, Spin the bottle, and life of the party.

I mean, Smile time is great! Angel goes all serious "Blah blah blah..OH IT'S SMILE TIME!"
Spin the bottle makes me go lol at Fred.. Pothead!

Life of the party is the best! "You're peeing on my shoes!" "You walk alone, you walk alone!" "Hey Angel's getting some...Good for you mate."
I mean peeing Conner, drunk brit, drunk brain, positive Spike... WOOHOO!

 

[Airam]

Watching Triangle which is pretty much another non-stop laughfest but the very best part(s):

Olaf walks past, bumping Spike's shoulder
Spike: Hey, watch it, mate.

Spike turns to look up at Olaf. Both he and Xander stare.

SPIKE: On second thought, do what you like.

Olaf sniffs the air.

OLAF: Ale! Yes!

He walks over to where a guy is wheeling a dolly with two half-kegs on it.

OLAF: Ah, fragrant ale!

Olaf picks up a keg with one hand, lifts it to his mouth and begins to drink.

XANDER: (still standing behind Spike) So, uh ... think I should run and get Buffy?

Olaf finishes off the keg, sighs happily and tosses it aside. He looks around at the patrons staring at him in fear. He spots a waitress.

OLAF: Barmaid! Bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.

XANDER: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. (Pats Spike on the shoulder) Or maybe you could fight him.
SPIKE: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
OLAF: (pointing at Spike) You there! (walks up to Spike and Xander) Do you know where there are babies?
SPIKE: (to Xander) What do you think, the hospital?
XANDER: What? Shut up! (to Olaf) Um ... listen...
OLAF: I find myself very hungry. And when I'm hungry I grow short of patience.
XANDER: Well, we can take care of the hungry, so how's about you just sit down in one of the ... sturdier chairs, and we can ... have a calm talk and something to eat.
OLAF: Can it be babies?
XANDER: Well, not so much.
OLAF: (disappointed) Oh.
XANDER: But maybe ... some roast pigs, and ... stags, and ... much hearty grog. (grins nervously)
SPIKE: They've got this onion thing...
OLAF: You cannot appease me! Do not try! (turns away) More ale!

He grabs the second keg off the dolly. Xander and Spike edge toward the door. Just as they reach it, Anya and Willow enter. Willow carries a book.

ANYA: Xander! You shouldn't be here. There's a troll. (She goes over to him and they put their arms around each other)
XANDER: Uh, a big guy? Hammer? (Anya nods) I think I noticed him. (points)

Anya and Willow look over at where Olaf is draining the second keg.

WILLOW: I wish Buffy was here.

The door opens again and Buffy runs in, followed by Tara.
BUFFY: I'm here.

Willow looks surprised.
WILLOW: I wish I had a million dollars. (The others look at her) Just checking.
BUFFY: (looks at Olaf) What's going on? Where did he come from?

Spike steps forward, looking nervous.
SPIKE: Hello, Buffy.
Buffy looks at him.

ANYA: (still holding on to Xander) Willow stole ingredients and released him from a purple crystal. He's a troll.

Spike looks annoyed, steps back.

BUFFY: (to Willow) You did this?
WILLOW: Me? No, we. I mean, us. (points to Anya) Uh, her. It's very complex.
ANYA: Well, we can stop him. Willow, do the spell.

Willow opens her book to read.
WILLOW: Uh, let the conjuring be-

Olaf suddenly stops drinking and looks over at them.
OLAF: Stop!

They all look up at him. He growls.

WILLOW: Nobody lets me finish!
OLAF: You ... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. (Anya looks alarmed) You seem determined to put an end to all my fun. Just like you always did when we were dating!

Buffy, Tara, and Willow stare at Anya.
Spike stares at Anya.
Xander frowns.

ANYA: Uh, um...
XANDER: You dated him?
BUFFY: You dated a troll?
WILLOW: And we're what, surprised by this?
ANYA: Well, he wasn't a troll then! You know, he was just a big dumb guy, and ... well, you know, he cheated on me and I made him into a troll, which by the way is... (embarrassed) how I got the ... job as a vengeance demon.

:lmao:

 

[BuffyElevated]

OMG there are a LOT of times I have laughed out loud over the years at Buffy. There's at least one instance in just about every episode. One of my favorites is Giles with the little Frankenstein doll in "Fear Itself" when he's like "IT'S ALIVE" and he looks like a kid, cheesin' so hard. LOL And of course the sparkly purple outfit from the Magic Box, and just about every line Xander's ever had, and just about every line Spike's ever had, etc. 🙂

 

[T.I.P]

One time that sticks out for me is in 'Family'? i think. But Spike is in his crypt holding a box of chocolates practicing on his dummy what he's gonna say to Buffy, and he ends up getting pissed off and starts hitting the dummy with the box of chocolates. Classic.
Also when he jumps out on Anya in 'Where the wild things are' and tells her ''Im robbing you''. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[hannahfngrl26]

I will always love the girl fight between Harmony and Xander. I absolutely love how they do it all dramatic and in slow motion. Hilarious!!

 

[sk]

I will always love the girl fight between Harmony and Xander. I absolutely love how they do it all dramatic and in slow motion. Hilarious!!

That's so funny!
Even though you got to wonder why Xander all of a sudden fight like that...

One small thing that always make me laugh is in Dead Man's Party.
Before the party when Pat arrives (Joyce's new friend)

Buffy: Do you want to see my mom?
Pat: Please.
Buffy: MOM!

The way Buffy calls for her mom is so great and funny.
It reminds you that she isn't that old after all 🙂

/SK

 

[Airam]

Watched Smashed last night and my two most lol moments were these:

BUFFY
Well, lately I...

The door opens and Amy walks in again, looking queasy.


BUFFY (cont'd)
Oh! Tara, I didn't --
(beat)
Oh. Amy.
AMY
The whole school?

Willow nods.


AMY (cont'd)
By a giant snake-thing.
(nodding)
Still adjusting. Hey, Buffy.
Buffy stares, looks to Willow, then back to Amy


BUFFY
Hi.
Buffy manages a confused smile. Not sure what to say, so:


BUFFY (cont'd)
How've you been?
AMY
(shrugging)
Rat. You?

BUFFY
(shrugging)
Dead.

AMY
(nodding)
Oh.

​

and

The phone rings. Buffy starts. Then jumps up to get it


BUFFY (cont'd)
(into the phone)
Hello?
We intercut with Spike on the pay phone. Trying to be menacing.


SPIKE
Slayer.
BUFFY
Spike?

SPIKE
Meet me at the cemetery. Twenty
minutes. Come alone.

A beat.


BUFFY
Spike?
Spike loses his menace.


SPIKE
Bloody hell, yes, it's me.
BUFFY
You're calling me on the phone?

SPIKE
Just be there.

BUFFY
Why, are you helping again? You have
a lead on the Frost Monster thingie?

SPIKE
Something like that, yeah. Kinda
thought you might be up for a little
grunt work.

She misinterprets, wants to pretend she doesn't feel it, but she can't help it: it's definitely getting warm in here.


BUFFY
What? No! No grunting.
SPIKE
I was talking shop, love. But if
you've other ideas... You and me...
Cozy little tomb with a view-

Buffy snaps out of it, abruptly hangs up on Spike. She looks at Xander and Anya - distracted, flustered.


XANDER
What did Captain Peroxide want?
BUFFY
Nothing. He wanted to... patrol.
(so awkward it sounds
like she doesn't
speak English very
well)
But I told him that I would not.

​

How SMG delivers that last line is just gold!

 

[bloody pet]

there are so many that come to mind:

In Lovers Walk: when Spike is pulling faces at Angel behind Joyce's back.

Him: Buffy shows up outside Wood's office to kill him. As she's aiming, Spike flies in out of nowhere, and they flit back and forth across the screen with Wood oblivious.Then spike runs off carry the rocket lancher.

"your not training with me anymore, he's going to kick your arse" iI think giles says that.

when spike wakes up from his dream: "I'm drowning in footwear!"

when no one can rember Ben turning into Glory, and Spike finally says, "Is everyone here very stoned?"

Xander: That's my radio!
Spike: And you're what? Shocked and disappointed? I'm evil!

when xander shouts:Nothing can defeat the penis!!

spike face when he see the bear:In Pangs, Spike: A bear? You made a Bear! Buffy: I didn't mean to... Spike: Undo it, Undo it!

lol there the best there are more.:lmao:
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just thought of more that i liked:

when they where running in the graveyard and giles had to sit down.

SPIKE: poor watcher life flash before your eyes cupa tea cuppa tea almost got shaged...cuppa tea.:lmao:

of corse the randy giles scean that was so funny loved that.

XANDER:gonna have to go with dead boy on this one.
ANGEL: could you not call me that?

ANGEL: These people have no cule about vampires. What they are,How they live. How they dress.
Then angel bumps into a guy dressed in the same outfit as him.

The one I like the most was:

FORD: This is so cool...I'd totally live here.
SPIKE😀o I have anyone on garud here?It's called securtiy people!What are you all alsleep?

FORD:I wanna be like you...a vampire.
SPIKE:I've know you for two min and I can't stand you I don't feature you liveing forever..(turns to dru)Can I eat him now luv?

and last but not lest..

XANDER: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. (Pats Spike on the shoulder) Or maybe you could fight him.
SPIKE: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
OLAF: (pointing at Spike) You there! (walks up to Spike and Xander) Do you know where there are babies?
SPIKE: (to Xander) What do you think, the hospital?
XANDER: What? Shut up!

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[Perny]

From the harvest:


W "I think I need to sit down"
B "You are sitting down"
W "Oh... good for me"

 

[BuffyElevated]

One of my favorites is in "Becoming, part 1" when Buffy is telling everyone they can restore Angel's soul and Xander says "Hi! For those of you who've just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person!" I just love that line, and it's some much needed humor in that scene! 😀