Once More With Feeling ( Angel Style) 12

HAHAHA! ROFLMAO!
... For a while I thought that the scene of Angel and Spike were real... HAHA! Spike singing RIP to Angel!

So this episode is if the OMWF never happened yeah? Because it wouldn't make sense if Spike knew what was going on and not say anything... nevermind, from logic, I concluded that OMWF never happened in this version.
 
This is so great! The "I'll Never Tell/I'd be in Hell" was absolutley hysterical!!! I'm sitting at my computer cracking up right now! Nice job keep em coming🙂
 
you are officially my new idol! lol seriously, keep posting, it's really good 😀 and spangel...me like 😛
 
I Love it, and thank you for the Spangel, i think that was what the Buffy version was missing 😀 . keep posting, it's great
 
Cut to Wolfram and Hart. Harmony is sorting through some files. Gunn watches for a moment from near the stairs before walking towards the forlorn looking blonde vampire chicky.

Gunn: Lotta work?
Harmony: What? Oh yeah, work. You know Angel, slave driver, no rest for the dead.

Gunn: (looks serious) Running Wolfram and Hart is something that requires alot of hard work and..oh I better stop before I start singing. (grimaces) Look, Wes and his team think they have a lead on this whole Hell on Broadway shebang. This demon that can be summoned, some sort of Lord of the Dance, without the leather pants.

Harmony: Um ... do they know who summoned it?
Gunn: They don't even know its name yet. But Wes and Fred will figure it out, and then well slay it's evil ass. It's what we do.

Harmony: Hm. (shrugs) I am so glad you guys are like all back together and teamy again. When I came and tried to kill yall, which I'm still sorry for by the way...
Gunn: What?
Harmony: You know, when Angel got all groiny with Darla...everybody was hating him cuz he fired you and stuff.

Gunn: (confused) Harmony, Angel never slept with-
Harmony: It's okay. I mean, if Angel had fired me and then had sex with our arch nemesis, that is if we had one which we don't since we sorta represent all the nemesises in the world, but anyhow if he did I'd be mad at him too.

Gunn puts his hand to his head and frowns as if confused.

Harmony: But anyways, I'm glad you guys got over it and our back together.

Gunn: (still frowning) You see Wes or Angel, tell them I'll be in my office...

Harmony: (rolls her eyes) Sure, that's me. Message girl.

Gunn leaves.

Harmony sighs and picks up a stack of papers seeing and the necklace falls off her desk. She takes out the necklace from before and puts it on and strokes it with a sad smile.

Harmony: (sings) Does anybody even notice? Does anybody even care?

She turns around to find that she is no longer in the lobby and drops the papers with a loud scream as the camera reveals her in the W&H basement and Sweet staring at her with a smirk.
 
This is soooo good! Please keep going! I gotta read more! I gotta see how this turns out.

Hey, can I make a suggestion? Can the kiss at the end be between Harmony and Gunn? It's weird, but I think they'd be cute together. I'm a bit crazy, I know, but can you do it? You did Spangel!

OH, who's gonna sing Standing? I gotta know!
 
Too bad for Harmony... is Sweet going to make her her bride??? Whoa...

I bet it was Gunn who summoned the demon or maybe Fred.

List of suspects (Most likely at top):
Gunn
Fred
Angel
Harmony
Wesley
 
Act III
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Open on the basement. Pan down to reveal Harmony asleep on floor. She suddenly jerks awake, sits up, and begins to do a ballet dance.

She leaps to her feet and is confronted a masked minion. They do a ballet-ish dance that basically represents Harmony trying to escape and the demon stopping her. They go back and forth before she stops and looks annoyed stomping her foot in frustration. The other two demons appear and join the dance. They surround Harmony as she huddles close to the floor. Then they fling her and she goes sliding across the floor, stopping beside the stage. We see Sweet's feet in red pants and black-and-white dance shoes. They begin to do a tap-dance number, dance down the stairs and toward Harmony... Meanwhile the camera moves up to reveal Sweet. He dances around to the other side of Harmony.

Song: "That's What It's All About."

SWEET:
Why'd you run away?
Don't you like my ... style?

He snaps his fingers and his red suit turns to a blue one.

SWEET:
Why don't you come and play?
I guarantee a...

He reaches up to his face, pulls off his mouth and holds the disembodied mouth in Harmony's face. She stares with a disgusted yet interested as the mouth continues singing.

SWEET: ...great big smile.

The mouth disappears from his hand and reappears in its normal place.

SWEET:
I come from the
Imagination
And I'm here strictly by your
Invocation [holds up a scroll covered with writing]
So what do you say?
Why don't we dance awhile?

He dances over to Harmony, gestures at her, then dances away again.

SWEET:
I'm the hot swing
I'm the twist and shout
[tapdances]
When you gotta sing,
When you gotta ... let it out.
[shot of the three minions dancing to the tune]
You call me and I come a-running [dances back toward Harmony]
I turn the music on
I bring the fun in
[makes a string-pulling gesture at Harmony, who gets up]
Now we're partyin'
That's what it's all about. [chuckles]

He dances toward Harmony and she dances backward.

SWEET: 'Cause I know ... what you feel, girl.

He puts his arms around her and they dance together. Harmony looks scared.

SWEET: I know just what you feel, girl.

He spins Harmony away, she dances a few steps away from him.

Harmony: (spoken, nervous) So ... you're like, not a client of Wolfram and Hart? Here to like, I dunno destroy it or something?

Sweet laughs, shakes his head "no."

SWEET:
All these melodies ... [Harmony sits]
They go on too long
Then that energy
[minions doing a dance-fight]
Starts to come on way too strong
All those hearts laid open, that must sting
[a door appears beside Sweet, he reaches for the knob]
Plus, some customers just start combusting

Sweet opens the door and a charred smoking corpse falls through it. Harmony stares in horror.

SWEET:
That's the penalty [dances back over to her]
When life is but a song.
[dancing up very close to Harmony, she looks very nervous]
You brought me down into this town
So, when we blow this scene
Back we will go to my kingdom below
And you will be my queen

Sweet makes a gesture and Harmony's clothing turns to a satiny and revealing evening gown. She grins but then the grin fades.

SWEET:
'Cause I know what you feel, girl [dances up onto the stage]
Harmony:
No, you see
You and me
Wouldn't work out at all
SWEET:
I'll make it real, girl [dancing around the stage]
Harmony:
What I mean
You're evil
My boss is not, so no but have a ball
SWEET: [jumps back onto the floor]
I can bring whole cities to ruin
And still have time to get a soft-shoe in
Harmony:
Well, that's great
But I've got work
And I'd hate to get fired
SWEET: [dancing around her]
Something's cooking, I'm at the griddle
I bought Nero his very first fiddle
Harmony:
He'll be mad
He's not that bad (mumbles 'he's just got a soul')
So he's too old to retire

Sweet stops in mid-kick, looks surprised, stops dancing, turns to Harmony. End of song "That's What It's All About."

SWEET: (spoken) Angelus?
Harmony: (nods, nervously) Yuh-huh. I mean, no...he's technically Angel now. He only adds the 'us when he's wearing leather pants.
SWEET: (chuckles, turns to minions) Find him. Tell him ... tell him anything. (Harmony looks nervous) Just get him here. I want to see if Souled Vampires burn.

Harmony looks alarmed.


SWEET: (sings) Now we're partying. That's what it's all about.
 
Cut to Angel's Office. Lorne stands in the doorway and knocks on the doorframe.

LORNE: Hey big guy, gotta minute?
Angel: (looks up from his paper work and blinks) Oh, uh...Lorne. Right, sure...c'mon in.

LORNE walks into office and has a seat)

ANGEL: (fidgets with his pen as Lorne just stares at him for a long while) Was there like...something you wanted?
LORNE: (jumps slightly) Oh, hehe, sorry about that Angelcakes...I was just, wondering something.
ANGEL: About...what?
LORNE: You.
ANGEL: (leans back in his chair) Me.
LORNE: (nods) Yes, you. Ever since we've gotten here your Aura has been like Jaws 3d *with* the cheesy sound effects.
Angel: (blank stare) What?
LORNE: Moody, snappy, prone to wild mood swings and violent outbursts...I know you aren't pregnant (looks at Angel's glare) so spill the beans Ang, what's eating you?
ANGEL: (pauses) Nothing... (looks at Lorne's unconvinced face) Okay, something...or like maybe I want something to be eating me but...(Lorne has a 'oh reeeally' expression on his face)
LORNE: So you -
ANGEL: (interrupts quickly) Not going to talk about it. Thank you for your concern. But if I suddenly start going on like Eliza Doolittle...I'd have to stake myself.

LORNE: Sweetums, you're pretty but you aren't slender enough to pull off an Audrey Hepburn. Now...Spike on the other hand...
ANGEL: Spike has nothing to do with this! God, why does everybody think that everything has to do with that meddlesome annoying bleached idiot! (getting out of his chair and starting to pace) Look Lorne, you are a good friend...but keep your Aura spying out of my Aura and mind your own business okay? Its..(pause) It's for your own good.
LORNE: (softly) Right.
ANGEL: (oblivious) Okay then, that's settled. Thank you for stopping by.

Lorne looks pensive, turns and begins to walk towards the door.

ANGEL: Oh and Lorne? ...uh, I'm...glad you're here.

Song: "Lost your Way"

LORNE:
You wear a mask for the world outside
You keep pretending, but you just can't hide
[watches Angel pace]
I know I said that I'd be standing by your side
[turns away for a moment]
But I...

Lorne sighs and turns back to watch Angel sit back at his desk and sort through papers.

LORNE:
Your path's unbeaten and it's all uphill
And you can meet it, but have you lost your will?
[walking away from the door way]
What is the reason that you're standing still
[looks at him as he answers his phone]
Sometimes...
[watches through the glass as Angel gestures angrily and speaks on the phone in slow motion]
I wish I could say the right words
To help you through this land.
[Angel still gesturing in slow motion]
Wish I could play the part
And somehow guide your heart [reaching out his hand, then pulls it back]
Wish I could stay here
But now I understand
[walks closer to the glass as Angel yells at his phone and slams it down in slow motion]
You've somehow, lost your way.

As Lorne continues singing, we cut to the lab. Gunn walks in as Fred has her back turned. Fred doesn't see Gunn, she's staring at an invoice in her hand with faint horror and almost teary eyes.

LORNE: The cries around you, you don't hear at all

Gunn walks quickly towards the Fred with a frown, starts to show her a file in her hand before she turns around and shows him the invoice with an imploring look.

LORNE: Somehow you always contribute to their falls

Cut back to the Office. Lorne walks past the doorway, still watching through the glass regular speed as Angel speaks with some client in slow mo.

LORNE:
So many have died here just following your call
But I...
[Angel smiling fakily and standing up to shake the hand of the client over his desk]
I wish you would lay your arms down
And be at peace at last
Wish you could hang your cape up
But that has not come to pass
Wish I could stay here
Pretend that I don't see
That you've somehow, lost your way.

Angel walks right up in front of Lorne, waving after his client as the client leaves and then Angel's face falls from smile and back into brood mode.

LORNE: You've somehow, lost your way..

End of song "Lost your Way"

Angel returns to regular speed.

ANGEL: (spoken) Oh...you're still here?
 
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