Once More With Feeling - Reworked

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Hey all, i was just watching Once More with Feeling, and thought i'd cheer myself up by posting a thread of the Songs, only re-worked for the people here.
So, its total crap, i know, but if anyone wants to do a different song, or a better version of this, please post.
Here is my Take on Going Through the Motions,

Trawling through the TV - By Buffy Summers

Buffy Summer
Every single night the same disagreements,
I'm online to say whats right.
Still I always feel the strangest strangement,
Nothing here is real no one here is right.

I've been making shows seem more at home,
just hoping no one knows.
That they're destined to be cancelled,
swapped for something crap.
Nothing seems to stay ont' TV Map.

TV was always brave and kind of special,
Now I find It's waivering.
trawling through t'channels,
You find this shite just doesn't mean a thing.

Eponinethen
It ain't got that zing.

Buffy Summers
Thanks for noticing.

Killerdwarf and Mr Pointy
She does pretty well with the 'Beeb' and Fox,
but frankly its all tosh.
Now its all RealityTV,
faking it somehow.

Sk8rj08
Its not half as good as Charm..ow

Buffy Summers
Will it stay this way forever,
Sleeptrawl through TV's endevor.

Psychotic Jackass
Why should I fu*k'n pay?

Buffy Summers
Whatever. I don't wanna See...
David on Big Brother,
Sarah on Fear Factor.
I won't even see,
Mercedes on TV.
And I just wanna be amused.



we could do Buffy Boards the Musical......come on.....lets go crazy🙂
 
That was ace!! Very cool, you should do more, it was really entertaining!
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Thanx....i was just bored, so thought why not have fun.....and it brings in the whole board too!!
nice...except for my line you impudent-
er, person...

And by the way, Charmed ROCKS! Just thought id throw that out.

But really...it was kinda cool.
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Like you wasn't gonna get a Charmed related mention in it!!!!
LMAO!! This was hilarious Al. I loved it. You are quite the lyricist. Okay, I dodn't even know if that's a word but you know what I mean.
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Lyricist is a word, but i wouldnt call myself that....lol
I love it!!!

I will be singing this in my head all night now.... well at least till i go to bed in about 10 mins.

Please do some more, I could do with a laugh!!!
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Thanx, i shall endeavour to write more then as its so popular
i agree with JC...i wanna hear the next one!
 
Cohen
Cohen
you always agree with me. :P
OK, you got me hooked...here we go

Lunch in Peace

I joined
So many years ago
Sometimes I just wish
Wish it wasn't so
Why y'all want to PM me
I think I finally know
You're strange
And off your even keel
You need to ask me lotsa stuff
You think I'll help you deal
But whisper in the dwarf-man's ear
You interrupt his meal
I'm starved
And I just wanna eat
'Cause hearing you confuses me
more than "mystery meat"
And since I'm just a mod to you
I'm saying miss a beat
And let me lunch in peace

Let me lunch in peace
I've a date to keep
And I brought myself a sandwich
'Cause I'm really really cheap
I won't lay my money down
But I do need some time so please
Just let me lunch in peace

You know
I'm not your frickin' slave
I only get a half an hour
At noon to misbehave
I spend it here on Buffy-boards
I'll end up in my grave
Unless I lunch in peace

I know I should go
But I'm modding now like a man possessed
I skipped a sandwich made of chicken breast
And I'm hungry now like you'd never guess
The pains are sneaking up my chest
You double post, you're unimpressed
So leave me be

And let me lunch in peace
I've a date to keep
And I brought myself a sandwich
'Cause I'm really really cheap
I won't lay my money down
But I do need some time so please
Just let me lunch in peace
Why won't you
Let me lunch in peace.

😉
 
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Edmund Blackadder
oh my...points points points points.....pure hilarity
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Frenchy Faith
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Eye Guy
Black Eye Guy
You get Karma for that!
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Summers Blood
Wow I loved it! Very impressive...
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