One Night Stands

I agree with Spike and Faith...and definitely Spike and Angel!

But Giles isn't getting much attention here. How about Spike and Giles? I like that idea!

Oh, and a Joyce/Xander hookup would've been funny in an awkward sort of way...
 
Hmm...difficult choice, diiiificult choice...

Willow and Anya. That'd be interesting...

Plus, there was that whole sexual tension between them!

"You can sleep with me! Well, that sounded a lot less lesbian in my head..."

C'mon -- that's so subtexty you could turn it into a sub sandwich and taste it! Or eat. But still...

😉
 
Anya and Andrew! Couldn't you imagine it?

Andrew: So....wheelchair fight?
Anya: I'd prefer sex.
Andrew: .....
Anya: Well not with you!
Andrew: Why not?
Anya:....Fine. Let's go.

So it wouldn't be hot. But it'd be hella funny.
 
The Chosen
The Chosen
lmao! xD
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Bahaha. I love that you, like me, are a fan of funny sexual pairings on TV shows. lol.
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
The Chosen agrees: i woulda thought you woulda said Anya/Anyanka. 😛


Haha. If that was possible TC then hell yea!! An Anyanka/Anya one night stand would be the hottest thing ever. lol Even if it is a bit weird. Still hot! :flame:
 
Spike and Faith. Get some of that hatred out by a good one night stand. Or atleast put it to good use.
 
I always thought Xander/Spike would be awesome and Spuffy-ish. It'd be funny if it happened in S4, both Xander and Spike were losers and looked down on in that season, they could've bonded or Spike could've played with Xander's mind and flirted with him to scare the hell out of him. A drunk night in the basement with one useless, forgotten Xander and one cast-off, waste of a vampire Spike.

If it happened in S6 after Hell's Bells it'll be dark and full of hate... I'd love to see that one on TV, read so many fics during that time.
 
Hey, what about Clem? He's gotta have a Buffyverse booty call, too!

Aww. Poor, sweet Clem with his "skin condition."

Honestly, I can't think of anyone sweet enough for Clem. Most of the Buffyverse ladies (or lads, if he swings that way; we're not really sure) would rip his little heart out - from whichever internal cavity it happens to occupy.

Lorne is sweet, in a snarky sort of way. And a demon, not that they're the same species. But maybe one night over sea breezes, they could bond over how hard it is to be a "good" demon and blend into human society. Or talk about how ugly humans are with their smooth brown skin and lack of horns and whatnot -- no external ornamentation. Just like big monkeys, but without the pretty fur coats. And they think demons are ugly? Puh-leaze! Why would anyone want to look human?
 
I said it before, I'll say it again... I'd pay through the nose to watch even 10 seconds of Fred/Willow. :drool2:

And for sheer comedy... how about Anya & Wesley in late S3 Buffy?
 
Ooooo, Spike and Angel spells HOT. I'd pay good money to see that. Spike and Faith should really just get together for good, not just a one nighter, imo.
 
Not a big fan of the Buffy/Xander pairing. I think a Xander/Spike one night stand would be interesting! I can just picture the awkward aftermath and double entendres that would come out of it!

I can't really think of many good boy/girl couplings that haven't been done. I always thought that Anya and Spike would be hot, but then that happened.

And I just don't like the Faith and Spike image. Maybe because I want to be the one sharing a cigarette and swigging bourbon with Spike in his crypt!
 
Spike/Angel would be total Sexy Overkill. That's a whoooole lotta man-pretty for one sex scene. Plus I imagine the aftermath for them would include a tenfold increase in bickering and nitpicking. Which would be fun.

I can't say Spike/Xander appeals to me . . . though seeing the aftermath sure does! Xander overcompensating like it's going out of style while Spike does everything he can to remind the whelp! ("You know you did it, and you can't bloody take it back, bricklayer. So there!")

Original S3 Buffy Wesley/Angelus--not Angel, ANGELUS. Pure Evil? Meet my pal goody-two-shoes. Shag him rotten if you wouldn't mind, he needs it. Seriously.

Mr.Trick/Faith. I think they would have seriously had fun trying to out-badass each other.

Veruca/Buffy. Veruca was that singer chic who seduced Oz. Hey, Buffy slept w/a girl in the comics anyway. If she dug athletic sex with a girl, imagine how much fun she'd have with a werewolf girl. Plus, semi-evil? Totally her type.

Ripper/Dru. She may not be OUR Giles's type, but I'll bet anything that Ripper would have had a grand old time with her back in the day. Yes, I am sick.
 
Okay, I always wanted Xander and Willow as a couple, though not just for a one night stand.

Also Willow/Riley. I always thought they had a weird type of chemistry and were kind of adorable.

Perhaps Spike/Fred. They always had an interesting relationship.

I now realize I have only mention people who I think would have been interesting couples as opposed to one night stands....bad me.
 
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