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ILLYRIAN

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A game of Footy was interrupted when a group of Emu's decided to take a short cut over the pitch the other day.

And just for those who don't know much about Emu's, they are flightless birds that normally grow to 6 foot tall.
 
A game of Footy was interrupted when a group of Emu's decided to take a short cut over the pitch the other day.

And just for those who don't know much about Emu's, they are flightless birds that normally grow to 6 foot tall.

Can they kick? Maybe they should be on the team. They may not be as strong as ostriches, but a 6-ft bird should be able to score from anywhere on the pitch.
 
dear young person,
while the Emu is not as strong as the Ostrich it is a damn site more intelligent, however, it is still to thick to get the ball and therefore be able to score a goal. IE Emu's 0 humans 124
 
dear young person,
while the Emu is not as strong as the Ostrich it is a damn site more intelligent, however, it is still to thick to get the ball and therefore be able to score a goal. IE Emu's 0 humans 124

Spain 1 England 0 - Southgate's picked a team of Emus.

a 6-ft bird should be able to score from anywhere on the pitch.

Unlike England. So not a team of Emus - just crap. 🙄
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
I guess we lost?
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
NotASlayer, please define we ?
I don't mean to joke about quokka soccer, but
they are advertising Rottnest Island on tv for the off season. I cant remember it ever needing to be advertised for in the middle of a season before? There used to be a lottery to see who got to stay on the island, and waiting lists of years even in winter! Does everyone just go to bali instead now?
 
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