Sorry, I did ask about de-chipping Spike as a storyline and it was OKed. I will go back and edit them but I'll need you to edit the Harmony posts (or someone with the power to do so). Ill link all the posts in a few mins. The bigger and badder the Spike the better IMO.
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Okay I cant edit my old posts. I've made up posts to fill in the replacements for both Harmony and Spike and put them below. I hope you can.
https://www.buffy-boards.com/showthread.php?t=7610&page=3&pp=15
half way down
https://www.buffy-boards.com/showthread.php?t=7610&page=5&pp=15
all of them
1st post (from 1st link).
Spike- Crypt
Harmony: ?It?s just I?ve killed two Slayers before. Angel managed to get into her pants, I can?t even get into her house.?
::Takes another drag of the cigarette::
2nd link
Spike- Crypt
Harmony: ?Well I?m a big bored, fancy a roll in the crypt??
::He looks at Harmony with a glint in his eye and a grin across his face::
Harmony- Spike?s Crypt
Spike: ?Not now blondie bear. I just got my nails done. I know how much you like them, I?ve seen medieval drawings of Dru.?
Spike- Crypt
Harmony: ?Bloody hell Harmony, stop being so?valley.?
::He grabs Harmony and stands her up. He then stands up himself. He throws Harmony against the bed and rips off his shirt before heading to the bed. He throws the cigarette to the floor
(Why cant I have Dru back anyway, much better then this airhead)
Harmony- Spike?s Crypt
::Squeals in excitement::
Spike: ?Oooh Spike, I love it when you play rough.?
::She begins taking off her top and nibbling on Spike?s ear when he gets onto the bed::
Spike- Crypt
::Gets bored of the nibbling and turns around before shoving Harmony against the bed. He looks at her then vamps out and begins to suck her neck::
Harmony- Spike?s Crypt
::Makes pleased sounds then suddenly kicks Spike back::
Spike: ?Hey, I?m not your food Spiky!?
Spike- Crypt
::Rolls eyes::
Harmony: ?This is how vampires have sex, it?s violent and bloody.?
Harmony- Spike?s Crypt
Spike: ?Not how we normally have sex, normally we just have sex and then I go to sleep.?
::She pulls the sheet up to around her shoulders::
Spike- Crypt
Harmony: ?Yes and it?s normally boring. You can be so (pauses) boring at times?
::He moves closer to Harmony ready for more::
Harmony- Spike?s Crypt
::Shocked she wraps the sheet around herself and lies down::
Spike: ?You can be so mean you know Spike. First you killed me then you say that. I?ll let you know nobody complains about my sex, ask Ryan Thompson!?
::She closes her eyes in a fit::
Spike- Crypt
(The girl has balls, who knew it)
::Jumps off the bed and puts his shirt on. He grabs his coat and heads for the entrance::
?Sod this, I?m going.?
::He opens the door only to be slightly burned. He jumps back in and closes the door. Acting as if it didn?t happen he leaves and goes down into the tunnels::