Ok, I'm just gonna drop this here because I'm feeling what the Germans call schadenfreude. Yeah, I'm a terrible person, but their defense is ridiculous:
"The couple claim they did not know the money they gave to “college bribery mastermind Rick Singer” was “going to grease the palm of a USC coach to get their daughter into USC.”
"I have about one million follow up questions, but I’ll leave the big ones down below for us all the ruminate on:
Sources: (of course People and Jezebel are reliable sources... *cough* *cough*... still this makes me roll my eyes because I do believe that what these articles claim might be true):
Lori Loughlin and Husband 'Didn't Realize That What They Were Doing Was Illegal': Source
Lori Loughlin's Defense in the College Admissions Scandal Is Literally That She 'Didn't Know'
Disclosure: I don't know if the sources are real or made up, but if true this is beyond ridiculous.
"The couple claim they did not know the money they gave to “college bribery mastermind Rick Singer” was “going to grease the palm of a USC coach to get their daughter into USC.”
"I have about one million follow up questions, but I’ll leave the big ones down below for us all the ruminate on:
- Who gives someone $500,000 to make sure their daughters get into a college and does not ask... how their $500,000 will make sure their daughters get into college?
- Do Loughlin and Giannulli genuinely think a “facilitator” costs $500,000?
- What the **** is a “facilitator” supposed to be? Like, college prep?
- Why did they give Singer photographs of their daughters and not ask them what they are for?
- Who gives photographs of their daughters working out to strangers?
- Do they really suspect anyone to believe this?
- Will Giannulli go to prison since he clearly sent $100,000 to an assistant athletic director knowing his daughters didn’t row?
- And if so, isn’t it obvious that at least he had knowledge of the bribe?"
Sources: (of course People and Jezebel are reliable sources... *cough* *cough*... still this makes me roll my eyes because I do believe that what these articles claim might be true):
Lori Loughlin and Husband 'Didn't Realize That What They Were Doing Was Illegal': Source
Lori Loughlin's Defense in the College Admissions Scandal Is Literally That She 'Didn't Know'
Disclosure: I don't know if the sources are real or made up, but if true this is beyond ridiculous.