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before you say any thing sammy, i know. *holds hands in air guiltily.* i HAD to start another oz thread, lol. you know what im like.

so what are everyones favourite quotes. i like every single one, but il try to pick out a few of my favourite.

CORDELIA: "Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer, I'm-so-great, I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?
OZ: "Yeah, you know, he's just going by 'Devon' now.
CORDELIA: "Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that i didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you. So that's just fine."
OZ: "So...what do I tell him?"
CORDELIA: "Nothing! Jeez, get with the program!"
OZ: "Why can't I meet a nice girl like that?"

WILLOW: "Hey. Your hair. Is brown."
OZ: "Uh, yeah. Sometimes

OZ: "Oh, hey! Animal Cracker?"
WILLOW: "No, thank you. How's your arm?"
OZ: "Suddenly painless."
WILLOW: "You can still play the guitar OK?"
OZ: "Well, not well. But, I mean, not worse."
WILLOW: "You know, I never really thanked you."
OZ: "Oh, no. Please don't. I don't do 'thanks'. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty."

OZ: "Oh, look, monkey! And he has a little hat and little pants."
WILLOW: "Yeah. I-I-I see."
OZ: "The monkey is the only cookie animal who gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going 'Hey man! Where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'. And, you know, the monkey's just 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'.
WILLOW: (laughs)
OZ: "And then there's a big coup at the zoo."
WILLOW: "The monkey is French?"
OZ: "All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"

Willow : "Do you guys, uh, have a gig tonight?"
Oz : "Oh, no, practice. See, our band's kind of moving towards this new sound where...we suck, so...practice."
Willow : "I bet you have lots of groupies."
Oz : "It happens. I'm living groupie free nowadays. I'm clean." Willow "“ "Oh"
Oz : "I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow - "Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes."
Oz - "Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?"
Willow - "Oh! I can't!"
Oz - "Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable."
Willow - "Oh, it's just it's Buffy's birthday, and we're throwing her a surprise party."
Oz - "It's okay."
Willow - "But you could come. If you want to."
Oz - "Well, I don't wanna crash."
Willow - "No, it's fine! Well, you could be m... my date."
Oz - "All right. I'm in."
Willow - "I said 'date'." (to herself)

WILLOW: "Do you wanna make out with me?"
OZ: "What?!"
WILLOW: "Forget it. I'm sorry. Well, do you?"
OZ: "Sometimes, when I'm sitting in class--you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen--I think about kissing you. And, it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like...freeze frame. Willow kissage. (pauses) Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you."
WILLOW: "What? But...freeze frame!"
OZ: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score...or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's ok, I can wait."


okay, im making myself stop or there won't be any more qoutes left, but i would like to clarify that all oz quotes are cool.

love cordy xx xx
 
Okay, I am soo going to post a lot here, I just have to get the exact words. I'll be watching many Oz episodes today it seems. In the meantime, here is my favorite one, as you all know. It's in the sig:
Willow: Oz...don't you love me?
Oz: My whole life...I've never loved anything else.

The funny ones are soon to come.
Oh yeah, Cordy, thanks for making another thread about Oz. I love it when you do that. Lol.😛 😉
 
Here's a couple:

"Just so we're clear you guys know your nuts, right?"-Gingerbread
"You're a very complex man, aren't you?"-Earshot
 
my fave OZ qoutes :
OZ: "Okay, I pretty much missed out on some stuff, didn't I? Cause this is all making the kind of sense that's...not."
Becoming (part 2)

BUFFY: "Try it!" (as she slams him up against the wall...)
OZ: "Try what?"
BUFFY: "I'm sorry..."
OZ: "Still not clear what I'm supposed to try..."
BUFFY: "Nothing. God..I'm..sorry." (as she walks away)
OZ: "There's a tense person."
form What's My Line? Part 1

OZ: "I'm not really a computer person, ya know. Or a work of any kind person."
WILLOW: "Then, uh, why'd they select you?"
OZ: "Well, I sorta test well, ya know, which is cool. Except when it leads to jobs
from What's My Line? Part 2

After Buffy and a vamp come crashing through a window were the scoobies wait to through Buffy a surprise party.
CORDELIA: "Surprise!"
OZ: "That pretty much sums it up."
from Surprise

OZ: "I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay, I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that...and a globe..."
from Phases

OZ: *punches Xander* "That kinda hurt."
XANDER: "'Kinda?!?' What was that for?"
OZ: "I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you."
from Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered


OK i need to stop fingers hurt to much typing.
 
oh FivebyFive, i was watcing one of the sseason 3 box sets and i wondered if you are called fivebyfive because faith says it, (every body say duh to the idiot!)
okay, how about

Oz: "Guys take a moment to deal with this - we survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle!"
Oz: "Not the battle, high school. ... We're taking a moment ... and we're done"

WILLOW: "You're going to pass everything. I'm going to get you through this semester if I have to sweat blood."
XANDER: "Do you think you're likely to? 'Cause I'd like to be elsewhere."
WILLOW: "It was only metaphor blood."
OZ: "I think you'd sweat cute blood."

OZ: "How are you feelin'?"
WILLOW: "My head feels big. Is it big?"
OZ: "No, it's head-sized."

OZ: "But, we know the world didn't end 'cause...check it out.

XANDER: "'Come and get it, big boy'?"
WILLOW: "Well, well, the Slayer always says a pun or, or a witty play on words. And I think it throws the vampires off and it, and it makes them frightened because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time."
OZ: "Uh, if I may suggest: 'This time it's personal.' I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic."

OZ: "Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?"
WILLOW: "Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for."
OZ: "Yeah, well you remember when I didn't go?"

WILLOW: "But you never said anything. How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?"
OZ: "Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute."
WILLOW: "Traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on. And, and you're practically a genius. You're Mr. Test Scores. It's all a little weird."
OZ: "So the cute thing is out."

WILLOW: "I'm trying to get to 'cute', really, but I'm still sort of stuck on 'strange'."
OZ: "Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to 'eccentric' with an option on 'cool'."

okay stopping now.
love always, Cordy xx xx
 
Yeah, Cordy. Faith use to say it a lot to Buffy and whoever else. I have FiveByFiveB because Faith also use to call Buffy 'B'.
 
I ::heart:: all the Oz quotes! they are great!
Unfortunately i dont have my own and i was going to pick a favourite from all of yours but its too hard, he's just to funny and cute!

🙂
 
I ::heart:: this one, from Inca Mummy Girl i think:

Devon: What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme from A Summer Place. I can't discuss it here.
Devon: You're too picky, man. You know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz, that's currency!
Oz: I'm not picky. You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk.
Devon: She doesn't have to talk...
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Originally posted by Cordy*Chase
before you say any thing sammy, i know. *holds hands in air guiltily.* i HAD to start another oz thread, lol. you know what im like.
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Lol, sorry, just found this thread. Here i go: NOT ANOTHER OZ THREAD! Lol, didnt wanna disappoint you!
Ok - you are only gonna hear me say this once, so appreciate it:

Oz is fabulous and i ::heart:: him and these quotes have made me realise it. You were right.

HAPPY NOW?! Lol.

I loved them all - its too hard to pick a fav but i really liked:

OZ: "Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?"
WILLOW: "Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for."
OZ: "Yeah, well you remember when I didn't go?"

WILLOW: "But you never said anything. How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?"
OZ: "Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute."
WILLOW: "Traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on. And, and you're practically a genius. You're Mr. Test Scores. It's all a little weird."
OZ: "So the cute thing is out."

WILLOW: "I'm trying to get to 'cute', really, but I'm still sort of stuck on 'strange'."
OZ: "Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to 'eccentric' with an option on 'cool'."

AND

WILLOW: "Do you wanna make out with me?"
OZ: "What?!"
WILLOW: "Forget it. I'm sorry. Well, do you?"
OZ: "Sometimes, when I'm sitting in class--you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen--I think about kissing you. And, it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like...freeze frame. Willow kissage. (pauses) Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you."
WILLOW: "What? But...freeze frame!"
OZ: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score...or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's ok, I can wait."

AND

OZ: *punches Xander* "That kinda hurt."
XANDER: "'Kinda?!?' What was that for?"
OZ: "I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you."
from Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

AND . . . lol, joking - ENOUGH!

😉
 
Oz: Yeah. Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?

"Oz: It looks dead. It smells dead. (Xander nods in agreement)Yet it's movin' around. That's interesting.
Cordelia: Nice pet, Giles. Don't you like anything regular? Golf, USA Today, or anything? (sits opposite Willow to help research)
Giles: (comes down from the stacks) I'm trying to find out how and why it rose from the grave. It's not as if I'm going to take it home and offer it a saucer of warm milk.
Oz: Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches."

"Oz: (leans back in his chair) We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia: What's the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, (nods to Cordelia) dip, (Cordelia smiles) less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and a hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny."

that last one is my personal favourite
my friend and i usedto use it all the time

Katie2
 
Lol, i like them! It took me a sec to understand the last one but i like it!
I ::heart:: the - Oz: Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches."
I was laughing really hard there! Lol.

😉
 
Okay, Lily, those were hilarious. I really liked the last one as well. Please tell me which episodes they were from because I have a really huge urge to watch them again just because of those lines. 😛

Rock On Oz!🙂
 
Oh, i think we'll forgive you for knowing the quotes and season but not knowing what exact episode after narrowing it down to two, Lily (that was sarcasm, by the way) . . .
Thanks, lol. That was the zombie eppy right? With the mask? I think that was eppy 2. I ::heart:: the "Oz:Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches." - im sorry, its just sooo funny! Lmao. And in the one where he describes all the types of parties, he made Queen C, the cool bitch smile! Lol. But i ::heart:: cordy, dont worry!
Go Oz!!!

😀
 
I just read the new quotes:they are so funny! And although the patches one is good, it SO doesnt beat the parties one! I esp. ::heart::d this line:
and a hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny."
And the one from Inca Mummy Girl, that was so funny too!
They are definitely my favourites now!n

🙂
 
Im sorry but the patches one is the best!

"Lets call it Patches!" - LMAO. Can just imagine Patches, the skinny dead zombie-fied cat with red eyes, walking around, staring . . . *shudders*!

Lol

😉
 
I love drudging up old threads! 😛 'specially ones about...yeah.

OK, I love this scene. I know it's the sad scene when Oz and Willow are on the fritz, and the quote looks harsh written out, but Oz said it so kindly, and he was right, that I do love the scene...


Willow: What I did... When I think that I hurt you...

Oz: Yeah. You said all this stuff already.

Willow: Right, but... I wanna make it up to you. I mean, if you let me,
I wanna try.

Oz: Just... You can leave me alone. I need to figure things out.

Willow: But maybe if we talk about it, we could...

Oz: Look... I'm sorry this is hard for you. But I told you what I need.
So I can't help feeling like the reason you want to talk is so you can
feel better about yourself. That's not my problem.
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Lol, you did drudge up this old-ish (but great 😉) thread!!!
Thats a good quote, but too serious - i like the ones that show off Ozs wit and cuteness! Lol. See whole thread for examples! Lol.

😉
 
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