Paladin at The Slayers service

[Paladin of Virtue]

*enters site and bows before the slayer*

(*trots into site*)

Greetings.

(Hey yo, WUZZAP!!!)

I am The Paladin of Virtue. I have come to aid the Slayer by any means in vanquishing evil.

(Hi! I'm a newb! Buffy is hot! Faith rulez! Wished Slayers could be males too...)

My sword is your will.

(So like...whats up!!!)

My sire is Slayerfaith. I hold her dear to my heart.

(Slayerfaith brought me here to this little Slayer site. Shes hot...Slayerfaith i mean. 😉 )

I bid thee thanks for allwoing my stay.

(So like...THANKS FOR HAVING ME!!)

 

[Eliza Dushku]

and to think i actually invited him to come here....*sigh*

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

Sweety, where ya going?!?!

*chases*

I love it when they play hard to get!

"BADUM CHING!"

 

[Eliza Dushku]

*pulls out knife*

Get back or i'll gut you psycho!

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

Really? I've got an itch...riiight here.
Uhhhh...whats the Hidden Jackal for? Sweety? Uuuuh....MOMMY!

 

[Eliza Dushku]

*rolls her eyes*

You mean HiBBen Jackal! You're beggin for some deep pain...

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

I can show you "deep pain". *winks*

Slayerfaith-...

*suddenly, blood comes from mouth*

Daaamn baby! I heard of tough love...but this is...painful!

 

[Eliza Dushku]

*gives him an evil smile while she yanks her knife out of him*

Love? All men are beasts...

*hits his chin with an uppercut sending him flying*

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

*lands on feet*

Lets stay on topic. Ok?

 

[Eliza Dushku]

*wipes the blood off her knife and puts it in it's sheath..*

*not in the mood to be nice....*

If you insist....

*leans up against the wall and twirls around her stake*

 

[StealthSlayer]

*appears from the darkness*

THE SLAAAYER...Wait,just some stupid dumb shit...

*kicks paladin in the nuts*

HAHA..*runs off*

Oh yeah,Welcome :: wacko2

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

*falls on knees grabbing crotch*

...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!...thanx...

*falls*

 

[Eliza Dushku]

*lets out a big laugh*

Nice one S! Couldn't have done it better myself! Wanna go for some ribs?

 

[StealthSlayer]

Hell yeah,I love ribs!!

*Luke and Kim walk off to get ribs,while Haw..Paladin remains on his knees,sturring in pain*

::tongue::

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

Did I come here to post about Buffy and Angel...or should I just Delete all my posts and leave?

Either way, I'm happy.

 

[StealthSlayer]

Hey dude,I said welcome...

You were the one to start all the wierd stuff with Kim lol...

Just calm yourself!!

 

[Eliza Dushku]

yea dude its all in good humor!! I was just doin a little Faith roleplayin!

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

Well..can I Roleplay what A Paladin wouldo? Or am I limited to The Slayers world?

*winks*

 

[Eliza Dushku]

well this is a slayer oriented forum....a paladin isnt fair game here...

 

[Paladin of Virtue]

Then you know a Paladins strength...therefore I'm limited...

Oh, well...

*kisses boths slayers and runs*

"WOOHOO!"