parody: Army Of Doom. :P

[Old Master 3.0]

I was in a goofy, nonsensical mood tonight, so I wrote this up....a humorous alternative opening sequence to the AtS Season Five episode "SHELLS". 😛



:::Before the credits::::


Army of Doom soldier #1: Uhhhhhh...hey Rudy? I'm getting hungry.

Army of Doom soldier #2: Yeah.... I know Gary. I am also getting tired of standing here.

Army of Doom soldier #3: Be quiet, you guys! Illyria gave us explicit instructions to stand at attention and wait for Her Coming.

Army of Doom soldier #2: But it's been EONS! What if she doesn't come back??

Army of Doom soldier #1: [whines] I'm thirsty.

Army of Doom soldier #3: She'll be back. Relax, will ya? We need to stand here at attention just like the Great Illustration in The Book.

Army of Doom soldier #2: Damn! She could have at least left us some water, or food, or something to SIT on for pete's sake....!!...

Army of Doom soldier #1: Tell me again....WHY the hell did we have to wear this smelly, flammable oil all over our skin and clothes again?

Army of Doom soldier #3: [sighs frustratingly] It's the Ceremonial Oil, Gary....now shut it!

Army of Doom soldier #2: Well, I need a cigarette. At least I brought my lighter!

Army of Doom soldier #3: NO RUDY!!!........DONT LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE!!! NOOOOOOOO......................



:::fade to black:::


:::Credits Roll:::




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[Rayne]

LMAO!!! Leave it to you to think that much into something like that...did you get stuck on the potty for a long time? Cause that's where it happens to me...lol...😉 😛

 

[Old Master 3.0]

No, luv...I didn't get stuck...LOL....I'm just mentally irregular sometimes. 😛

How the hell DOES one get "stuck" on the toilet anyway??

No.....please don't answer that.........

 

[Kindred]

It made me smile.... But not in an evil destruction of the world way.

Thankyou, it's nice to smile.

 

[Old Master 3.0]

Yes...and it feels good to MAKE peeps smile. :headphone

Wait until you read my "IT'S PUPPET ANGEL'S SHOW!!!" story....you'll need oxygen after THAT one.....lol....

But whoa....first my beloved pal RAYNE answers my post....and now my learned bud KINDRED...both back from hiatus. Is it my birthday? Man, but it's good to see your names on the forum again.