Pineapples!

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Hey, I would like everyones help! I'm doing a project, and for this project I chose a Pineapple.

So I would like anyone help if they knows ANYTHING about pineapples. Wheather it be a recipe involving a pineapple. Or a famous art work involving a pineapple. A Famous story involving a pineapple, or a joke about a pineapple!

Thank you!
 
I don't know a thing about pineapples 😛. I barely remember how to spell the word lol.


I Googled 'pineapple' and I got a cake recipe 😀. Here it goes:

This is a recipe for pineapple cake, with a delicious cooked pineapple filling.

INGREDIENTS:
2 cups sugar
2 sticks butter, softened
3 cups plain flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
3/4 cup milk
1 tblespoon vanilla
6 egg whites, stiffly beaten
Filling (recipe follows)

PREPARATION:
Cream sugar and butter together until light and fluffy. Combine flour and baking powder. Add alternately with milk to sugar mixture, beginning and ending with flour mixture. Add vanilla. Gently fold in egg whites.
Divide batter among three greased and floured 8-inch cake pans. Bake at 350° for 20 minutes, or until layers test done. Remove from pans and cool. Spread filling between layers and on top and sides of cake.

FILLING
3 tablespoons plain flour
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 (20-ounce) can crushed pineapple, undrained
6 egg yolks
1 stick margarine

In a saucepan, stir flour and sugar together. Add pineapple and egg yolks, blending well. Add margarine. Cook over medium-high, stirring, until mixture boils and thickens, 5-10 minutes.
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More Pineapple Recipes:

Pineapple Pound Cake
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Mare's Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Judy's Pineapple Cake
Pineapple Skillet Cake


Hope that helps 😉.
 
I found a joke 😀:

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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http://www.funny.com/_star/Jokes/0/CD3E.html
 
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lmao! Awesome thank you!
Well Dole no longer grows pineapples in Hawaii. It cost too much to transport them to the mainland so they are now being grown in California.
 
On the Sunshine Coast in Australia there's a place called the big pineapple and it has a giant (fake) pineapple out the front!
 
Wanabee-slayer said:
On the Sunshine Coast in Australia there's a place called the big pineapple and it has a giant (fake) pineapple out the front!
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ha totally forgot about the big pineapple!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Pineapple

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doesn't Spongebob Squarepants live in a Pineapple? that's about as far as i can go, except that, apparently, pineapples were so names 'cause they look like pinecones. i heard that on TV the other day, but couldn't for the life of me tell you were. lol
 
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zombie.apparatus
awww spongebob.. i cant believe i forgot that a pineapple was his home!
There's an episode of "how I met your mother" with a mysterious Pineapple that no one can figure out the original of.
 
Here's a football pineapple-related tale for you BEG...

Jason Lee, the former Nottingham Forest footballer from the 90s, had a rather odd hairstyle which lead to the cruel chant "He's got a pineapple on his head!"
Allegedly, this taunting caused him a massive loss of form and confidence...poor sensitive little flower 😉

http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.r...age=whereAreTheyNow&initial=L&playerID=745440 - features a pic of Jason in action, complete with pineapple haircut 🙂
 
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