Porn Star Names!!

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Waylander

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OK here's the deal: to get your porn star name you take the name of your first pet as your first name and your mother's maiden name as your second
that makes me Pussywillow Osborne
😀
what's yours?
 
The way I do it: Take your first pet's name as your first name, and then take your street name as your second names:

Buckwheat Sparrow
Is that hot or what? Who wouldn't want to do me?😉 😛
 
Joyce Nobel .... Well this obviously doens't work for all of us!
 
In the 1st version I'd be : DudQuick Watson
In the 2nd I'd be : DudQuick Chasco

I have a 3rd version - your middle name as your first name and your street as your last name - I'd be Arlene Chasco.

That's the best of them all.
 
I made my friends Chris and Garrett do it, but Garrett's dog's name is Lady. He's like yeah, no way am I gonna be Lady Weathersfield. So we used his dead fish's name.

Garrett:
Thunder Weathersfield
Thunder West (He says this one sounds like some PI)
John Weathersfield

Chris:
Billy Cortez (I liked this one the best. But part of it was the way he says it)
Billy Rivera
Trevor Cortez
 
With my mom's maiden name...Maisy Tobias, with the street name...Maisy Hope.

I'll go with the second one 🙂

Double Post (next time use the edit button!):

I think Pussywillow Osbourne and Thunder West win...I would definately rent a porno with those names in the credits 😉
 
So you're the type of guy, no wait girl, that rents porn-movies??? ... I've always wondered what they would look like, because I never see anybody in the section of the videostore, where they have porn-movies!
 
Actually that part of the video store is usually filled with the stereotypical dirty old man...its fun to walk in and give them a little shock 😉 Anyway, I don't frequent that type of place...I have just found myself in there to rent movies for bachelorette parties....OK, once for fun with a boyfriend 😉

But hey, none of the professional names used by the "stars" are half as good as Pussywillow or Thunder!!
 
OMG! Here's what I end up with...

Asta Yingling (mother's maiden name)

OR

Asta Beaver Dam!... now THAT'S A NAME!... too bad I'm a guy 😉
 
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