Post Stupid/Corny/Funny Jokes
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Fake Shemp
VH Hero
Lemon
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I laughed too. 😛
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.
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Blackloliita
haha simple but good :)
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inthedoorway
A+
Fake Shemp
VH Hero
I dont get it
i might get something from this era instead
honestly i know feck all about anything these days.... im like 100 in pop culture years
i might get something from this era instead
honestly i know feck all about anything these days.... im like 100 in pop culture years
Lemon
Potential
I wouldn't understand it either if my friend hadn't forced me to listen to it. It's called Poker Face by Lady Gaga. I don't listen to the radio/watch MTV or anything......so I'm just as clueless as you I bet!
InsaneMystic
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I could post the "Sand Joke" here ( 😉 @ Shempy) but no one reads posts that are more than half a page long, right? :lmao:
Fake Shemp
VH Hero
i was guessing that it was a song but it didnt make me laugh since i wasnt sure... and i get poked in the morning so its more like bringing back trauma 🙁
😉
nope 🙂
Lemon
Potential
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You know...
You know who?
EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Who's there?
You know...
You know who?
EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!
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InsaneMystic
that one actually ain't abd :D
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anyalover17
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Tueuse de Vampires
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Lindsey McDonald
LMAO! I can just see Voldemort running off down the street giggling after that!
Fake Shemp
VH Hero
Werewolf of London fans??
person 1 - say 'knock knock'
person 2 - Knock knock
person 1 - who's there?
person 2 - i dunno
person 1 - say 'knock knock'
person 2 - Knock knock
person 1 - who's there?
person 2 - i dunno
I know only one joke and I've already told it a dozen times to as many people here, but hey, for those who weren't paying attention:
q. It's yellow but when you push the button it turns red?
a. A chick in a blender.
Ahahahahahaha.... (sw)
q. It's yellow but when you push the button it turns red?
a. A chick in a blender.
Ahahahahahaha.... (sw)
Fake Shemp
VH Hero
Lemon
Potential
Oh that's so bad! 😛 I'm trying to think of jokes that won't upset people. I suppose Helen Keller jokes aren't appropriate...
Hmmm.
I have another HP joke, but I dunno if anybody would find it funny.
Q: How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
A: Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.
Hmmm.
I have another HP joke, but I dunno if anybody would find it funny.
Q: How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
A: Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.
Aly Fan
MeowCluck!
CotA thinks he's funny and sexy!!
Hahaha that makes me laugh for hours!!
Another joke,
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....hehehe
aaand one more, (a slightly longer one 😀 )
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Hahaha that makes me laugh for hours!!
Another joke,
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....hehehe
aaand one more, (a slightly longer one 😀 )
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Fake Shemp
haha dyslexia is funny
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inthedoorway
i laughed at both of those
anyalover17
Scooby
Lemon
Potential
Hahaha. Noice. 🙂
GOD all I can think of are Helen Keller jokes! *slap self*
OOH!
Q: How many phyciatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But the lightbulb has to want to change.
GOD all I can think of are Helen Keller jokes! *slap self*
OOH!
Q: How many phyciatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But the lightbulb has to want to change.
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inthedoorway
good one!
inthedoorway
awesome extraordinaire
What music plays when a brown cow and a brown chicken have 'relations'?
a: brown chicken, brown cow
[if you dont get it, say it out loud 😉]
a: brown chicken, brown cow
[if you dont get it, say it out loud 😉]
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Fake Shemp
i eventually got it after saying it like i was almost singing it...almost singing
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anyalover17
I've been saying it out loud for 15 minutes and I don't get it! XD
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Clem Rocks
I don't get it...
bloodflower
. . . cause im weird. . .
ok i got one its a bit long but its mine and my friends signiture joke: (dont question just use your imagination lol )
ok there were 3 guys in a hot air ballon, the ballon started to get heavy so they threw an axe out, the ballon rose but not long after it started to sink again so they threw an knife over the side, the ballon rose again, it started to sink again to they threw a hand grenade over the edge.
Later when they landed as they were walking along the street the found a women crying, they went up to her and said whats wrong? she said an axe fell from the sky and killed my husband, they quickly walk on and then come across a little girl crying, they asked her what was wrong? she said a knife fell from the sky and killed my dad, they quickly walk on and come across a man standing in front of a pile of rubble laughing his head off, they walk up to him and ask whats so funny? He turns and says . . . . . . . . i farted and my house blew up
ok there were 3 guys in a hot air ballon, the ballon started to get heavy so they threw an axe out, the ballon rose but not long after it started to sink again so they threw an knife over the side, the ballon rose again, it started to sink again to they threw a hand grenade over the edge.
Later when they landed as they were walking along the street the found a women crying, they went up to her and said whats wrong? she said an axe fell from the sky and killed my husband, they quickly walk on and then come across a little girl crying, they asked her what was wrong? she said a knife fell from the sky and killed my dad, they quickly walk on and come across a man standing in front of a pile of rubble laughing his head off, they walk up to him and ask whats so funny? He turns and says . . . . . . . . i farted and my house blew up
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inthedoorway
bahahaha
Lemon
Potential
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
A fsh.
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inthedoorway
cheese factory! I lol'd
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TheChosenTwo
XD HAHHAHAHAHAHA
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itsxpaperdoll
LOL!
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anyalover17
LULZ.