Predictions for the Whedonverse

[nerd4hire]

I like to make predictions. I can't help myself it's an addiction.

Tell you what. I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.

Here's mine:

My Predictions

* The predicted 6 part Angel miniseries for Warner Brothers will not come off as planned. Something Angely might come out, but it won't be the "Save My Skin" 6 part thing Levin is fantasizing about to make himself look better.

* Drew Goddard or Emma Caulfield will win a major award (Emmy, Oscar) sometime in the next 5 years.

* A Fray Movie

* Ripper

* The firefly movie Serenity will be a moderate success, and will inspire sequels

* The Whedonverse will become bigger than the Star Trek franchise ever was.

* Joss will co-write the screenplay for an upcoming X-men movie.

* Joss will get a star in the Hollywood walk of fame (Sarah won't)

* Michelle Trachtenberg will be involved in an independent film that will get critical acclaim and oscar nominations. Michelle will not be nominated. Critics will blame her involvement in the Buffy series, and teen flicks.

* A tell-all book will come out with all the nasty details of what happens behind the scenes in the Whedonverse.

 

[Happy]

Just to be safe...

**this post has been sanatized for your protection**

... "Owww... my freakin' ears!"

 

[ana8]

* Firefly movie will be a success

*Sarah'll win an important award

*David'll star in many new movies,in the begging they won't be amazing but still

*Michelle can get even higher than Sarah

 

[Allycat]

I'm with you on most things, but here's some more additions:

* Nicholas Brendon and Alyson Hannigan will eventually end up working in the same sitcom.

* The Tales of the Slayers comics will hit it off big time, spawning of a new generation of geeks, to who these comics are what the x-men comics were to the generation before them.

* Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prince Junior will become Hollywood's most annoying couple and unable to bare the stress anymore they'll emigrate to Australia and stop acting.

 

[Magui]

* Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prince Junior will become Hollywood's most annoying couple and unable to bare the stress anymore they'll emigrate to Australia and stop acting.

I hope that sooo much!


Happy: No violent posts please


*Magui will die if Angel doesn't get a sixth season

 

[Happy]

Happy: No violent posts please

Note the "...or not." at the end of my post. I'm a pacifist. I would neither inflict nor condone the infliction of harm on another human being. Joking about causing harm to Mr. Levin though, is okay in my books.

 

[Magui]

Happy: Don't worry😛.If you say you're a pacifist I believe you:: tu ::.I just told you that because the Administrators posted a thread a while ago about violent posts...it doesn't matter if we're kidding or not,...we can't post violent comments..🙂()....I was just trying to help,don't hate me...

 

[Xander]

I cant imagine them become annoying (Sarah and Freddy). I can imagine Sarah doing okay if she chooses good projects, not Scooby Doo 3.

 

[Happy]

Happy: Don't worry😛.If you say you're a pacifist I believe you:: tu ::.I just told you that because the Administrators posted a thread a while ago about violent posts...it doesn't matter if we're kidding or not,...we can't post violent comments..🙂()....I was just trying to help,don't hate me...

Just pointing out that I wasn't serious. No hate, I'm not that kind of guy.

I wasn't around for the thread regarding violent posts. Didn't know it wasn't kosher to joke. Think I'll go look that one up...

...and having looked it up I found...

Any more posts talking about killing, or hurting, anyone will be deleted.

... which is a little less than clear really. If I were to read this it would seem to suggest that serious talk of violence would be prohibited... which I whole heartedly agree with. There is no mention of posts which are clearly joking or kidding. Maybe I'm wrong, but that would be my interpretation.

 

[nerd4hire]

Thanks for the self-edit of your post Happy. It's always easier when people police themselves.

I guess I should do my mod duties though, and lay out the rules for you all just in case anyone else was in Happy's predicament, and wasn't around when the rules were laid out repeatedly throughout the boards.

Basically any posts that could be construed as a physical threat against any actual person or persons will not be tolerated.

This includes posts of humorous intent. What happens is someone is just joking, but someone reads it, thinks threats are OK, and posts his or her own threatening post. He or she is not joking. So there's just no threats, or insinuations of threats against people allowed, period.

We're all good here now though.

Can we get back to the predictions. I was enjoying those.

 

[Happy]

*Sarah Michelle Gellar will make her way back to TV in David Caruso fashion, possibly to CSI: Miami, where the two will spend many hours discussing how they tried to flush their careers down the toilet.

*James Marsters will start his own 'one man show' where he plays Spike, chipped Spike, and soul-having Spike all at the same time. This guy REALLY likes his character.

*Vincent Kartheiser will get a role where he isn't a whinny twit (one that Angel fans will actually see... unlike his previous roles) and everyone who remembers Connors will die of shock.

*Charisma Carpenter will shock fans by having Andy Hallett's love child.

*David Boreanaz will sleep in for a while, then find non-Angel related work.

*Sarah Thompson will try to get her Boston Public role back only to discover that show has been cancelled too. She will wake up in a gutter six months later, spend time waitressing, then slowly make her way back into Hollywood.

*Nick Brendon will continue to seem like a really nice guy in interviews, all the while plotting world domination... much to everyone's surpise he will succeed.

*Alyson Hannigan will star in American Pie XVVCIX... which for a sequel won't be too bad. This time she will [censored] the pie.

*Amber Benson will move on to primarily do directing and writing. Then producing. Then buy studios. Before long she will own Hollywood, fire all the twig-thin actress there, and she will star in every film and television show produced. Many will see it as another Golden Age of Hollywood. Ohers, like myself, will wonder where Eliza Dushku is.

*Anthony S. Head will go back to making coffee comercials. He will be ther first person to recieve an Oscar for advertsing a berverage.

*Emma Caufiled will ultimately be bitten by a radioactive spider. She will gain super powers and save the world several times... but the radiation will cause her hair to fall out and her acting career will be over.

*Alexa Davalos will be given a large cheque by the makers of pleather for showing off the wonders of their product. She will buy a small island with said cheque and retire there.

*J. August Richards WILL, to even my surprise, BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND!

*Amy Acker will get slightly thinner which will, for all intents and purposes, make her invisible. She will then help Emma Caufield fight crime.

*Glenn Quinn will shock us all by having faked his own death. Elvis, however, IS dead. Sorry.

*Michelle Trachtenburg and Eliza Dushku will shock everyone by doing a lesbian porno together... well, here's hoping anyway.

*Joss Whedon will leave a flamming bag on Jordan Levin's porch... the contents will not be pleasant.

 

[nerd4hire]

That's pretty freakin hilarious Happy (unless of course, you're serious, in which case, I worry about you, man 😉 )