Quotes from Season 1

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Just wanted to know what are your fave quotes from Season 1.

Mine is:
Buffy: I may be dead but I'm still pretty which is more than I can say for you.
Master:You were destined to die it was written
Buffy: What can I say I flunked the written
::noangel:
 
This from 'The Pack' is one of my faves.

Willow: Oh, my God, Xander! What happened?
Buffy: I hit him.
Willow: With what?
Buffy: A desk. He tried his hand at felony sexual assault.
Willow: Oh, Buffy, the hyena in him didn't...
Buffy: No. No, but it's safe to say that in his animal state his idea of wooing doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti.
 
Yeah I like that one too. Just wondering do you know where to get Season 2 DVDs of Buffy?
 
best quote is:

"Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says 'I'm a slayer, ask me how'!

~Buffy, in Never kill a boy on the first date
 
BUFFY: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say 'Huh?'" - to Giles, in "Out of Mind, Out of Sight"

BUFFY: "Giles, CARE. I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead! Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go 'Hmmm'." - "Prophecy Girl"

BUFFY: "Destructo-Girl, that's me." - "Teachers Pet"

ANGEL: "What?"
XANDER: "You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
ANGEL: "No, I wasn't."
XANDER: "Just keep your distance, pal."
ANGEL: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
XANDER: "I told you to eat before we left." - "Prophecy Girl"

XANDER: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." - "The Harvest"

XANDER: "This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life is like 'uh-oh, pop quiz'. Today it's 'rain of toads'." - "The Harvest"

WILLOW: "About the spiders. Did you talk to Giles about..."
XANDER: "Oh. The spiders. Willow's been kinda...what's the word I'm looking for...insane about what happened yesterday."
WILLOW: "I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, their sticky webs - what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling on your face in the middle of the night.Ew." - "Nightmares"
 
Cordelia: What?
Giles: I'm sorry... your hair.
Cordelia: There's something wrong with my hair? Oh, my God.
[She exits]
Giles: Xander was right. It worked like a charm.

The Puppet Show
 
Xander: 'So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?'
Buffy: 'Xander!'
Xander: 'I mean, how'd the laying go last night? No,wait, I don't mean that either.' -Never Kill A Boy On The First Date

::rolf:: ::rolf:: ::rolf:: ::rolf:: ::rolf::
 
Welcome to the Hellmouth:
Buffy: 'Yeah, I'm going to a club.'
Joyce: 'Oh. Will there be boys there?'
Buffy: 'No, mom. It's a nun club.'

Teacher's Pet:
Giles: 'That's all he said? Fork guy?'
Buffy: 'That's all Cryptic guy said, Fork guy.'
Giles: 'I think there are too many guys in your life.'

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date:
Buffy: 'Two points for the slayer while the watcher has yet to score.'
 
November
November
haha nun club
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