Quotes From Willow....

Like the first thing she says to Buffy:

"Why?! I mean Hi! Did you want me to move?"

And:
"I knew it! I knew it! Well not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know!"


Willow: Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going, 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five by five'.
Tara: Five by five? Five what by five what?
Willow: See, that's the thing. No one knows.


Anya: I know what broke up him and Cordelia you know, it was you, and your lips!
Willow: It was not! Oh yes, it was too. But that was a long time ago, do you think I'd do that again?!
Anya: Why not?
Willow: Hello, gay now.
 
"I do doodle, you too, you do doodle too"

"You two are the two that are the two"

Spike: "You're not exactly the whiz these days... "
Willow: "I am a whiz."
Tara: "She is a whiz."
Willow: "If ever a whiz there was."

"Coffee? Food? Kisses and gay love?"
 
"Bored now!" (best line in the whole show imo)

"Kiss rocks, why would anyone wanna kiss... Oh, I get it" (I laughed so hard at this line I thought I was gonna burst)
 
E
eudial
gotta love "bored now"
I'll call xander ,ask him to join us .Whats his number ?Oh yeah 1-800-I'm dating a skanky ho
 
These ones always get me asmilin'...

'Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?'

'Do that thing with your mouth that boys like... Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth.'

'Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a Sister to the Dark Ones.'

'Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.'
 
Re:

~Choices~

Faith: "Oh yeah? Give me the speech again, please. Faith, we're still your friends. We can help you. It's not too late."

Willow: "It's way too late. You know, it didn't have to be this way. But you made your choice. I know you had a tough life. I know that some people think you had alot of bad breaks. Well, boo hoo! Poor you. You know, you had alot more in your life than some people. I mean, you had friends like Buffy. Now you have no one. You were slayer and now you're nothing. You're just a big selfish, worthless waste.

<Faith punches Willow and she falls to the ground>

Faith: "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."

<Willow stands up>

Willow: "Aw, here I thought you just didn't have a comeback."

Spicy, spicy! Fillow anyone? :tongue05:
 
Mmm, Fillow. ::Goes to happy place::

I kind of like:

"When I'm around a boy I like, I can't say much, or anything at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds but then I have to go away."

"Well, buckle up Rupert, 'cause I've gone pro."

"I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of."

"It could be anyone. It could be me.... It's not, though."

"Do you see any goats around? No! Because I sacrifice them!"

Most of these are just off the top of my head, so please forgive any mistakes.
 
"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night."

That's my favourite Willow quote...no idea what season it's from, but I love it!
 
Was watching The Zeppo yesterday and couldn't believe I'd forgotten this exchange:

Buffy: Uh, what do we do with the trio <female demons killed by her, Giles and Faith> here? Should we burn them?

Willow: (smiles) I brought marshmallows.

Everyone gives her a surprised look. Giles puts his glasses back on.

Willow: (with dignity) Occasionally, I'm callous and strange.
 
This one from S3, :

Buffy: You're right. Faith would never do that.
Willow: Faith would *totally* do that. Faith was *built* to do that. She's the *do that* girl.
Buffy: Comfort, remember? Comfort here.
Willow: I mean, please. Does Angel come up to Faith's standards for a guy? Let's see...is he breathing?
Buffy: Actually, no.

I love how she told that, lol
 
"Oh, uh. Daddy's home"

Buffy: "Willow, you okay?"
Willow: "Yeah, I'm fine. The shaking is a side effect of the fear."

Buffy: "Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?"
Willow: "Every nightmare I had that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test, and naked."

"Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me. Willow group."

"Ooo, I used to want...Wait. Florist means crazy, right? Nope, I never wanted to do that."

Buffy: "Willow, you're a gay woman - and he isn't."
Willow: "This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart."
Anya: "His physical presence has a penis!"
Willow: "I can work around it!"

"It's Giles! It's 'cause he's British and doesn't understand about stuff."

Tara: "I was just afraid that if you saw the kind of people I came from, you wouldn't wanna be anywhere near me."
Willow: "See, that's where you're a dummy. I think about what you grew up with, and then I look at what you are — it makes me proud. It makes me love you more."
Tara: "Every time I'm... even when I'm at my worst, you always make me feel special. How do you do that?"
Willow: "Magic."

"I don't wanna be our only hope! Uh, I crumble under pressure! Let's have another hope."

Willow: "She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her."
Xander: "You're bad to the bone."
Willow: "I'm a rebel."

"Okay, say that I help. And you start a conversation, it goes great. You like Buffy, she likes you. You spend time together, feelings grow deeper. One day, without even realizing it, you find you're in love. Time stops. And it feels like the whole world's made for you two, and you two alone. Until the day, one of you leaves and rips the still beating heart from the other, who is now a broken, hollow mockery of the human condition."

Buffy: "Giles isn't going anywhere, Will. He's still librarian."
Willow: "Okay, but I'm writing an angry letter."




Done now. 🙂
 
J
jayj
i love the "willow group" one!
I have so many favorite Willow quotes (she is my favorite character after all) that's it's hard to pick one, but I was watching 'The Initiative' and came across this one as Riley is asking Willow for tips on how to get close to Buffy.

'And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. (gets a shocked look from Riley) A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.'

Hysterically funny in that Marc Blucas is about a foot taller than Alyson Hannigan and she is threatening him.
 
T
Tucker's Cousin
Oooh good pick. So often the line itself is funny enough but it's the way she delivers them that makes it hysterical.
This is one of my favorites:

"Lunchtime be damned!"

I love that one!!! It always brings a smile to my face.
 
There is one I'm used to say to my friends, when the moment is accurate... that's not quite a Willow quote but it's addressed to her so :

Buffy : Have fun... delivering tea!
Willow : Ok, not when you make it sound dirty like that.

I think it's in 7.09
The tea has so become the reference now, to make allusion, he he he
 
I have a few Willow favourites:

"Well buckle up Rupert, cause I've turmed pro."
-I love that

"so it's true, sithes matters"
 
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