My facebook has been collecting quotes for a while so I figured I would add them. These are not only ones I find humerous or interesting, but ones that I think define me (something I think quotes we use should be) which is why I use them for my facebook profile.. Every single one I could write an essay on and I agree with 100% so I welcome comments. I hope you enjoy them 🙂
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He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
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The life of the individual only has meaning insofar as it aids in making the life of every living thing nobler and more beautiful. Life is sacred, that is to say, it is the supreme value to which all other values are subordinate.
-Albert Einstein
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not science.
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Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
-Jim Morrison
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"It has been said that to write, is to live forever"
"The man who wrote that is dead."
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Michael Scott: Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus’s dad?
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Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well.... happy birthday Jesus... sorry your party’s so lame.
-Michael Scott
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
- Albert Einstein
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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
- Aristotle
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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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Life is a lion fight, just because you dont win dosnt mean you dont know how to roar.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated a whale could not
swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "Fine, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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Isaiah 40:29 - 41:1 He gives strength to the weary, And to him who lacks might He increases power. Though youths grow weary and tired, And vigorous young men stumble badly, Yet those who wait for the Lord will gain new strength; They will mount up with wings like eagles, They will run and not get tired, They will walk and not become weary.
