Rap battle

[Christopher]

Someone here challenge me with a rhyme
I'll tan your ass in double time

 

[Carrrrgh]

Alright Christopher from the UK
step up and watch me slay
You know Your rhyme
Ain't got nothin on mine
Baby you cant beat me
Carrr numba one rapper this century!

 

[faeriegrrl27]

*makes beat-box noises to heighten the atmosphere*

Feel free to thank me! 😀

 

[BananaBuffy]

"joins in with the beat-boxing as she can't rap to save her life"

Yep, 😛

 

[Christopher]

Alright Christopher from the UK
step up and watch me slay
You know Your rhyme
Ain't got nothin on mine
Baby you cant beat me
Carrr numba one rapper this century!

Now listen here mate
I know this is fate
Cos I'm destined to win
Like you are for the bin

Your rap is pretty swell
You prepared that shit well
But you're gonna lose now
Wipe the sweat from your brow

Nothing can stop me
Even death was a breeze
So accept your defeat
Cos this tune is sweet

 

[randiann]

You both are wrong
Now listen to my song
Ima school you both with a little Okie verse
And when I'm done you'll be leaving in a hearse

*faerie and banana b continue to beet box*

Here we go!

My name is randiann
And I'm from the heartland
In the house of merrick you see
We ship bigrik and keri

Buffy boards most elite house
Not afeard of a mouse
Nor anything that barks or growls
Not even a furry puppy cow!

Now your other houses are fine and dandy
But none can handle the awesome Blondie!
Not kean or lyr, nor xaph or nix
Merrick's got the best member mix!
No new members to date
But that's alright with me mate
We only pick the best
TO VH WITH ALL THE REST!

 

[Carrrrgh]

Now listen here mate
I know this is fate
Cos I'm destined to win
Like you are for the bin

Your rap is pretty swell
You prepared that shit well
But you're gonna lose now
Wipe the sweat from your brow

Nothing can stop me
Even death was a breeze
So accept your defeat
Cos this tune is sweet

Check it out buddy
You rap like silly putty
Take a step back
Cause here comes the attack

Ur beat was pretty good
You pick that up in da hood?
Mines be born in my mind
Prepare to be left behind

I'm on another level you know
You might as well fold and go
I'll be the champion today
Babes I told you I'd blow you away

 

[Christopher]

Check it out buddy
You rap like silly putty
Take a step back
Cause here comes the attack

Ur beat was pretty good
You pick that up in da hood?
Mines be born in my mind
Prepare to be left behind

I'm on another level you know
You might as well fold and go
I'll be the champion today
Babes I told you I'd blow you away

I've had enough of your crap
I know for saying that I'll take flack
Cos the BB rules are tight
Darla needs to keep things right
To avoid a huge fight

You say you're on another level
But I say you're just mental
I'm chewing on a revel
Which is bad for my dental

So Carr heed my words
And heed them slick
Because you are walking
The tightrope too quick

You'll plunge to your doom
If your tunes don't improve soon
But here in my room
I'll be watching a cartoon

So with your tail between your legs
Run back to the dregs
Admit defeat girl
And give a little twirl

Your efforts were great
But if you act all irate
I'll call on my mate
Who we all know as Cait

She'll take you down fast
And all that will remain
Is a vicorious Christopher
Who showed no restrain

---------- Post added at 02:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:29 PM ----------

You both are wrong
Now listen to my song
Ima school you both with a little Okie verse
And when I'm done you'll be leaving in a hearse

*faerie and banana b continue to beet box*

Here we go!

My name is randiann
And I'm from the heartland
In the house of merrick you see
We ship bigrik and keri

Buffy boards most elite house
Not afeard of a mouse
Nor anything that barks or growls
Not even a furry puppy cow!

Now your other houses are fine and dandy
But none can handle the awesome Blondie!
Not kean or lyr, nor xaph or nix
Merrick's got the best member mix!
No new members to date
But that's alright with me mate
We only pick the best
TO VH WITH ALL THE REST!

A new challenger comes
Randiann is her name
She's got beats that are slick
And is using her brain

From Merrick she devours
Not even sparing flowers
I've gotta be quick
Cos her skills are sick

She says that she's randy
But I know what she'll do
Give her one shandy
And she'll sleep with you

I hope she doesn't get upset
With my previous line
But if so she must show regret
For her choice come username time

So with respect I ask you
Go come back for round two
Cos I don't want any loving
And I see you've had a brew

 

[faeriegrrl27]

Woah! This is getting hardcore! Props to all y'all!

Boom psh, ba bsh boom scha

As the battle gets more intense, I find simply saying I'm beat boxing is just not enough. 🙂 (yeah, that's real beat-boxing up there).

 

[TeamSunnydale]

* starts break dancing 🙂 *

 

[randiann]

Oh no! Woah snap.
Oh no! Woah snap.
Chris says he don't want this
I say that is crap
We all know the truth
He's jealous of my rap.

Carrs on another level
Too bad it's level zero
Shes lame as can be
A true VH hero!
I'll blast her away
Right along with MC Chris
He raps like silly putty
And she can't touch this

Chris says I'm a floozie
No denying I'm randi 😉
But I've got mad skills
And you sound like your av - OH MANDY!

So bring it you two
I'll take you both out back
Out with the trash you'll go
Chris, stop thinkin bout my rack.

Your mind's in the gutter
I can't help but shudder
You're just wishing I'd say
Dolla dolla make you holla!

Well not today, and not tomorrow either
I'm outta your league son
don't take it personal hon
Cause unless you're names Cait
You can't get me as your date.

 

[This Year's Girl]

Yo. Yo. Yo.
Imma step in.
Like all of y’alls I’m funkadelic
I’m hotter than a moustache on Tom Selleck
I’ve got so many fans I got my own day
But think you gonna get this
better do as Quinn – PRAY!
But I aint ’bout the pretty, I ain’t ’bout the looks
If you gonna match this better read some damn books
And don’t be try to battle
’Cause I slap your brain hard
Using all them big words, working like Picard!
Still wanting to beat me?
Do expect to hurl
I’ll spin you like a bottle;
I’m this year’s guuurl!

 

[MinwaraYana]

Warning, what I'm saying is not a verse.

OMG, you guys are awesome. I can't rap so I'm gonna leave it here. Since Faerie and BananaBuffy do the beatbox, I chose the vid with a girl doing it. Just click play and then read the posts on this thread. 😀

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJ5rBYI_90[/ame]

 

[Seeing Red]

You think you got me beat
That your rhymes are a real treat.
Well, you got nothing on mine
So step back it's my time to shine.

You all think you’re so slick
That you make everyone's heart tick.
Well you guys ain't that cool
So stop acting like tools.

I don't know what you’re on
But all you guys seemed to share some.
Well it’s time to play
Because I am here to stay.

Seeing Red will be the last thing you do
Don't hate because you know it’s true.

 

[faeriegrrl27]

Per request of Christopher, I've brought presents! Come here, ladies!!!

*dancing scandalously clad lesbian cheerleaders walk out* A treat for all!
(Sorry, man. Nude woulda cost extra. :/)

 

[Christopher]

Yo. Yo. Yo.
Imma step in.
Like all of y’alls I’m funkadelic
I’m hotter than a moustache on Tom Selleck
I’ve got so many fans I got my own day
But think you gonna get this
better do as Quinn – PRAY!
But I aint ’bout the pretty, I ain’t ’bout the looks
If you gonna match this better read some damn books
And don’t be try to battle
’Cause I slap your brain hard
Using all them big words, working like Picard!
Still wanting to beat me?
Do expect to hurl
I’ll spin you like a bottle;
I’m this year’s guuurl!

Out of the woodwork steps This Years Girl
The one who's nice and respectful to all
If I lived in Sweden I'd buy her a pearl
And treat her like a princess at a ball

She's throwing out some pop culture references
You're not Joss Whedon love, it's just showbiz

I showed Tome some respect cos you asked me to
In return all I get is put down in your tune
Just cos you're cute doesn't mean I'll go easy
The rhymes still to come will make you feel queasy

Your husband is a lucky man
I bet he drives a classy van
If you're happy then all is well
Cos we all want your life to be swell

I told you I'd write you a friendly rap
But I'm getting sick of this cheery crap
I've done so well up until this point in time
But now I'm gonna make this tune mine

Your T-Shirt has cocks
Inside of a box
I think that rocks
Like Michael J Fox

 

[This Year's Girl]

Your T-Shirt has cocks
Inside of a box
I think that rocks
Like Michael J Fox

!!! LOL! I wish I could give you karma, but I'm on My phone! This was so funny, I can't stop laughing! 😀 tomorrow when It's not 2.30 at night and I can't sleep like now I'll work on My reply! 😀 'til then - peace out homies! 😀

 

[randiann]

*more awesome beat boxing by our girls*

TYG and Red are stepping up
And Chris's rhyme is really messed up
But none of these fools have anything on me
When it comes to Buffy Boards you know I'm Queen C!
No not Crabbit, that's my girl BDH
More like Cordy I own this place.

Looks like this years girl is admitting defeat
Her J Fox t-shirt is covered in meat
Like a Delorian it goes 88 miles per hour
Too bad it lasts two minutes and lacks any power!

Now Red is coming in trying to play the game
She says her beat is gonna blow my brain
But all it's doing to me is making me sleep
I'm seeing Zzzz's now and counting my sheep

I thought this was a battle
But you guys just throw out prattle
I'm waiting for a reply
Till then I say bye!

---------- Post added at 09:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:13 PM ----------

She says her beat is gonna go my brain

Damn phone auto correct! And I didn't catch it before. That's supposed to read blow my brain, not go my brain. Fail.

Edit: ha ha! Success! Double post and then you can re-edit your first post after it's been shut off from editing. And now I claim victory once more.😀

 

[Christopher]

Oh no! Woah snap.
Oh no! Woah snap.
Chris says he don't want this
I say that is crap
We all know the truth
He's jealous of my rap.

Carrs on another level
Too bad it's level zero
Shes lame as can be
A true VH hero!
I'll blast her away
Right along with MC Chris
He raps like silly putty
And she can't touch this

Chris says I'm a floozie
No denying I'm randi 😉
But I've got mad skills
And you sound like your av - OH MANDY!

So bring it you two
I'll take you both out back
Out with the trash you'll go
Chris, stop thinkin bout my rack.

Your mind's in the gutter
I can't help but shudder
You're just wishing I'd say
Dolla dolla make you holla!

Well not today, and not tomorrow either
I'm outta your league son
don't take it personal hon
Cause unless you're names Cait
You can't get me as your date.

Listen here Randi
Your tune is pretty dandy
But you're acting too brash
For a girl who acts trash

Now I know you're quite loud
Possibly cos you're proud
But if I'm allowed
I'm gonna rap via The Cloud

If you and Cait
Did have a date
Is there any way
I could have a tape of the lay?

---------- Post added at 10:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:12 AM ----------

You think you got me beat
That your rhymes are a real treat.
Well, you got nothing on mine
So step back it's my time to shine.

You all think you’re so slick
That you make everyone's heart tick.
Well you guys ain't that cool
So stop acting like tools.

I don't know what you’re on
But all you guys seemed to share some.
Well it’s time to play
Because I am here to stay.

Seeing Red will be the last thing you do
Don't hate because you know it’s true.

Seeing Red enters the fray
Seems she has something to say
But can she betray
The skill she portrays?

Listen here bitch
You say we've no skill
You avatar's a witch
Who's own friends she tried to kill

Admittedly she had gone dark
When her lover had died
Coping's no walk in the park
I know I'd break down and cry

But would I skin people alive
And commander trucks?
No way man
I'd not resort to that muck

A punch in the face
Or a kick to the shin
And Willows revenge
Would have been less of a sin

So heed my words Red
When choosing your BB icon
Cos we currently associate you
With a crazy murderous loon

EDIT

An addition here quick
Cos I've been quite a dick
Your avatar is not even Willow
I'm hiding behind my pillow

How could I make such an error
I'm blaming my meds
I apologise for the terror
And retreating to bed

At least the one thing I'll declare
About your actual avatar, there
Is that fresh from above
Bangel is love

 

[Seeing Red]

TYG and Red are stepping up
And Chris's rhyme is really messed up
But none of these fools have anything on me
When it comes to Buffy Boards you know I'm Queen C!
No not Crabbit, that's my girl BDH
More like Cordy I own this place.

Looks like this years girl is admitting defeat
Her J Fox t-shirt is covered in meat
Like a Delorian it goes 88 miles per hour
Too bad it lasts two minutes and lacks any power!

Now Red is coming in trying to play the game
She says her beat is gonna blow my brain
But all it's doing to me is making me sleep
I'm seeing Zzzz's now and counting my sheep

I thought this was a battle
But you guys just throw out prattle
I'm waiting for a reply
Till then I say bye!

That was my first rhyme
And I will get better in time
Your diss was a miss.
If you are trying to get me mad
Then thats really quite sad

You say you are best
Better then the rest.
You say you're Queen C
But you look like a loser to me.

Play dress up all you want.
But your rhymes ain't going to haunt.
You've got nothing on me
Thats just how is going to be.

Sorry that you've expected to ruin my day
But thats not happing, no way.
Go ahead go back to sleep
I like you better counting sheep.