Rap battle

[caitaintdead]

This has been the highlight of my week. I can't rap. But yeah. This is awesome.

 

[This Year's Girl]

Listen, Listen
Gonna break it down for you real quick
Think you got me beaten,
by throwing me a d*ck?
Uh-uh I don’t think so,
you completley missed the mark
Gonna rip your rhymes like Willow
- when she went all dark

You never can defeat me
My skin’s as hard as rocks
My rappin’ is high fashion
Yours are dirty socks

So tryin’ hard wont help you
You both took major falls:
I got so much clit
I don’t need no balls!

 

[caitaintdead]

You say you want a rap battle,
but youse are all like cattle.
Trying to act real tough,
but I've been told your belly looks like a cream puff.

So I'm here to make things more real,
Where I'm the royal blue, youse are simply teal.
Sky blue is a colour to 'pretty' for all you,
Where you're the Britney Spears I'm the Siouxsie Sioux.

So bring on your lame rhyme'n's,
Me? I'll be breaken hymens!

 

[Spikefan31]

Your T-Shirt has cocks
Inside of a box
I think that rocks
Like Michael J Fox

ROFLMAO!!! You're a true poet! 😀

 

[Christopher]

You say you want a rap battle,
but youse are all like cattle.
Trying to act real tough,
but I've been told your belly looks like a cream puff.

So I'm here to make things more real,
Where I'm the royal blue, youse are simply teal.
Sky blue is a colour to 'pretty' for all you,
Where you're the Britney Spears I'm the Siouxsie Sioux.

So bring on your lame rhyme'n's,
Me? I'll be breaken hymens!

Now listen here Cait
You know I think that you're great
And the last person I'd berate
But you're gonna get served on a plate

Your tune is damn fine
It's better then mine
I've love to have some wine
But this would take double the time

You're my best online friend
My first truth be told
But now I'm on the mend
I need to be bold
Cos this room's getting old

I feel so damn bad
You received that email
But you acted so glad
When you heard it was a fail

I never thought
I'd have an internet friend
I've always looked down on internet geeks
I guess I just couldn't comprehend

Coming on BB
Was first just a joke to me
But in my time here I now see
Why people feel free
And I'm sure you'll agree
It's escapism, not twee

So thank you Cait
For being my mate
And reducing my hate
But increasing my ability
To tolerate

 

[Ollehh]

Yo, Olly's on the floor
So all of you's go walk out the door
I may be the quietest of all of BB
I bet you'd never expect something like this from me
So shut up and listen
Cos like Edward Cullen, I'm gonna glisten

"I'm not that dumb"
says a good chum,
"But this rhyme's a fail"
So hopefully you won't wail

It took ages to write this
So go ahead and diss
I'm gonna go
Cos this rap shoulda finished ages ago.

 

[Christopher]

That was my first rhyme
And I will get better in time
Your diss was a miss.
If you are trying to get me mad
Then thats really quite sad

You say you are best
Better then the rest.
You say you're Queen C
But you look like a loser to me.

Play dress up all you want.
But your rhymes ain't going to haunt.
You've got nothing on me
Thats just how is going to be.

Sorry that you've expected to ruin my day
But thats not happing, no way.
Go ahead go back to sleep
I like you better counting sheep.

Listen here young lady
Your tune does amaze me
I'd say more things that are crazy
But I'm too damn lazy

 

[Willow My Love]

All right y'all look out
Cause here comes Jenn
I'm from the best house
The one called Drogyn

I'm called WML
And the story I'll tell
Will knock you on your feet
You can't handle my beat

Chris is a bastard
We've all known this
He's gonna get the taste
Of this Drogynite's fist

He likes to jump women
All alone in the street
Watch out little man
You're in for a treat

We thought you were dead
It was a whole big fuss
Now we all know
You're the BB Jesus

 

[LoveLoveLovix]

Rhyme and reason
Rap ain't treason
Cause you're spinning out a beat like a treat
Oh you know it, I'm a poet
But can bust it when I need it

Get down, and listen to me groove
LLL gonna make you wanna move

You can diss me, you can kiss me
But I won't stress, unless you're cute and wear a dress
But don't distress, boys, you got others in the house
And I won't ignore, get on the floor and we can dance til we stop
Drop
Pop
Ain't got a girl? Then get a mop
And clean like you're Alfred, Batman's peep
Just move like you neva, eva gonna sleep

I'm the only real rappa- I've got candy inside
But I won't diss the others cause they've gotta run and hide
Cause Tabby's got the rhythm makes you timid as a mouse
Peace from LLL from the VH house!

 

[Seeing Red]

Willow My Love has stepped on to the floor
Better watch out cause were here to score.
We got beats you just can't contest
There is no use denying it.
You all can't hide it
You know Drogyn is the best
Greater then all of the rest.

 

[Ms.Trick]

Get up Boarders!
Let me in, I'm Fake Ginger
But I ain't shallow
I'm a marshmallow
My words you're gonna swallow
And get off your pillow
You're gonna be awake
Cos the hell out of you I'm gonna shake
That's no mistake

Life can be rough
But you guys are tough
I may be cheezy
But that ain't easy
Through this rap
I'll say you're like a map
Despite the culture gap
A map that makes an international fandom
And you guys ain't random
Even if you ain't in the best dorm
You are damn awesome
I'm in Drogyn so I can't lie
You are almost at a tie
But we are the best
You might step in our nest
But to be quite honest
You'll fail the test
Cos you wont be effing cool
But don't be a fool
You are as useful as a tool
To clean a pool
That makes you indispensable
And dependable
That's a compliment
You are my complement
Without you I'dd miss a magic element
Like I said, I'm a marshmallow
And you guys make me go «OOOOW :heart:*»
You are a happy pill I swallow
And make me happy on my pillow
I ain't shallow
But I'm very cheezy
And that wasn't easy
This was Fake Ginger
Good night Boarders!