Rate the Last Movie you saw # 42

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Jexi - 6/10

Jexi is a personal assistant built into a phone that causes all kinds of grief for Phil, played by Adam Devine, as he pursues Cate, played by Alexandra Shipp. Too many cringeworthy scenes to rate it above 6/10 but generally funny if you want to give your brain a rest i.e. switch off your prefrontal cortex entirely.
 
Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
Thanks. Never heard of it. Looks cute. Good cast.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 6/10

Was feeling nostalgic but no where near as good as I remembered it being. Of course it probably didn't help I'd forgotten all the boring bits!
 
Infinity Pool - 6

Really enjoyed the first half but it fell apart a bit in the second half with some interesting ideas which were not fully realised. But there were good performances and interesting visuals so definitely worth a watch for anyone into all types of horror.
 
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1973), 8/10
Still holds up as an eerie mystery about the disappearance of three girls and their teacher in the Australian Bush in 1900. The music is haunting, the cinematography beautiful, and I still am mesmerized by the headmistress's perfect mushroom of pompadour hair!
 
Saltburn (2023) - 6.5/10
New film from Promising Young Woman director/writer. Its not as good as that film, but is quite a fun, playful satire, with decent style and some darker moments. Nice casting too, Rosamund Pike steals many of the best lines.

Thunderball (1965) - 5.5/10
The first big letdown of the Bond franchise.
 
Redeeming love 10/10
I love the book so this was a real winner for me. It lets Angel, a young girl sold into prostitution*, be broken and traumatized. She does not want to be rescued and continually fights to find her own way while struggling with her past. She heals, but in her own time, and not just because some guy came to rescue her. It is a Christian romance, so faith plays a part in her eventual redemption, and will probably scare some viewers off, but it is a well-made story about trying to overcome childhood trauma, even when society thinks you’re trash, with beautiful acting from the whole cast. Especially Abigail Cowen.

Nina Dobrev being in it was a treat, I haven’t seen her in much since The Vampire Diaries


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*it gets a bit dark at times, like she knowingly sleeps with her biological father and drives him to suicide, some might find that too dark. She gets coerced into sex by her brother-in-law, but he is redeemed by the end, which some might also object to because he is a big shit here. There is also a pedophilia plot with her first pimp (played by Eric Dane! Almost didn’t recognize him)
 
Wish: 9.5/10

I saw this today and had such a great time watching it, it has an interesting protagonist and villain, really nice songs and it feels like a nice tribute to Disney on their 100th anniversary. The plot and metaphors gave me something to think about and I think it was clever.

Spoiler for the allegory and the plot:

King Magnifico keeping everyone's wishes locked up and only granting the wishes that would benefit the kingdom in his eyes draws a great parallel to countries ran by authoritarianism, for example the King grants a woman's wish to be a great dressmaker and we can infer that he likes that wish because it will benefit the Kingdom's economy. But the King refuses to grant Asha's grandfather's wish because he dreams of being a musician and the King says that wish is too dangerous because it could inspire rebellion. Also when the citizens give their wish to the King at age 18 they also forget their wish once they have given it away, which could explain why all the citizens follow the King 'willingly' and without question, because they don't remember their wishes- what they actually want out of life or for their Kingdom.
 
Uncut, unrated Underworld. I need time to think about it. I remember liking the original at the cinema, but its magic was used up in one sitting, repeat viewings just made it more and more cheesy and contrived (in the way so many movies that came out at the time did).

But this changed it. For the first time I loved it again, and perhaps I still will later on. A lot of scenes I saw as cheesy actually underscored what was going on well (they typically had more to them as well, it was a sloppy chop job for the original that was given to us), so no longer cheesy.

A lot of choppy conversations were shown longer, and they flowed better and made more sense. Whoever chopped up the original for the public literally cut out half or more of the dialog! Why?

A lot of plot holes were plugged up as well by this uncut version, and many of the contrived scenes no longer felt contrived.

I'm not sure why they cut out some of the extra gory scenes of the werewolves attacking vampires on the train, or even the scene of Kraven with the blonde intriguer having sex. Was it some rating scheme in the US or some other country?

Though that specific scene (and how Kraven unceremoniously shoves her off when he gets a call that the protagonist has returned) makes a lot more sense of her character's actions later (combined with other scenes, a few left in what was released) I got more curious of that blonde, how she came to be among the vampires, and even if she wanted Kraven not just for the status, but also to assassinate him and take over. She seemed more dangerous (not in a warrior way, but in a Kraven way, and like she knew Kraven would be the only one she could assassinate, if only she could remove Selene from the picture). To get me interested in a side character I hadn't been interested in before is an example of why the uncut version was better, and I think they did the actress a disservice to cut much of her out (I wonder if she got cut out because she wasn't as into using sex to get ahead as the character was, so the crew was ordered to cut many of her scenes out).

Other than that, after the high action start, it simmers down and slowly builds back up with a world that was more thought out than what we were shown in theaters. One I loved is Michael explaining to Selene why he became a doctor, and how this is when Selene seems to empathize and identify with him due to her own background (which is so much better than the seemingly implied "love at first sight" in the subway that the cut version seems to promote).

I wonder, how many other movies did they butcher like this? (I tried watching sequels to Underworld and just couldn't get into them enough to finish, I wonder if they were hacked to pieces like the original, and maybe I'd have liked those better as well if uncut?) And what is their rationale for doing so? I can see why so many screenwriters get so frustrated and angry!
 
HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
like the 1st two films
The Fifth Element 8/10 Though heavy on the silliness and cheese, I actually liked it better tonight than I did when I saw it as a kid. It's possible because now I can see how it likely influenced later movies and series as well as appreciating the actors in it when they were younger.

Though what really got me was that this IS a live action Heavy Metal movie to the point I'm surprised I didn't make the connection immediately after seeing it about 2-3 years after seeing this one. Someone recently told me the cab driver in it was parallel to the one in HM, but as I gave it a rewatch I saw much of HM (including Taarna, now called Leeloo) in it with the same story (with its own twist).
 
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