Spent all week locked up in my apartment, too sick to focus on anything...so I watched a bunch of Lifetime movies 😀 (some are not Lifetime, but only a few)
Believe Me: The Abduction of Lisa McVey (2018) - 7/10
Surprisingly good, even though you could tell it wasn't well-funded. The actors, particularly the lead, did what they were supposed to, and for a based-on-a-true-story film, they stayed pretty close to the facts without exaggerating something for dramatic effect. It was also well-paced at only 1h27m.
Berlin Syndrome (2017) - 6.5/10
I liked the first half and the ending, but in the middle, it dragged a bit; it was probably the point, for the viewer to feel as isolated as the characters, but it just came off a little too boring and tiring than films like that are supposed to. I enjoyed the actors, again, but there were things I had to look up online because it confused me and it loses at least half a point for not being clear enough 🙂
10x10 (2018) - 4/10
The casting was too good for how bad the script (and acting) was. Very disappointing, I almost stopped watching it at least twice. It was very cliche and unoriginal, for being a film with 'twists and turns'.
Room (2015) - 3/10
I didn't expect this, but I really didn't like this award-winning film; I ended up jumping through it to the end at one point just to get through the middle of it and then I turned it off when there was still, like, forty minutes left. Didn't impress me, whatsoever. Can't even say if I liked the performances, Larson felt lackluster and the boy was not one of the great child performances that we are lucky to get sometimes.
To Catch a Killer (2023) - 7.5/10
Very surprised by how much I enjoyed this. Both Woodley and Mendelsohn were really great and I loved the tight, dialogue-heavy script. It, unfortunately, fell apart a bit in the end, but until those last twenty minutes, it was quickly becoming one of the best films I've seen this year (from this year, too, lol). I'd definitely recommend it, though, despite the ending.
The Artifice Girl (2023) 8.5/10
This was completely not what I expected; I almost don't want to say too much because not having expectations will help a lot. All I can say is that I kept saying to myself how much I loved it throughout most of it. There really wasn't anything I didn't like, but I'm trying to be more conscious of how many 9s and 10s I give out 😛
The Mother (2023) - 7/10
Exactly what was on the tin and it was kinda nice to have J.Lo back on my screen, I haven't personally seen any of her stuff since the '00s. Very reminiscent of Hanna, in a good way I think. I loved the use of music, particularly in the scene where she first rescues Zoe in that house.
Psycho Sweet 16 (2022) 5/10
A fun film if you know you're about to watch something super bad, which is just what I wanted at the time 🙂
Mercy (2023) - 4.5/10
For a bad movie, it was pretty bad, but I got some fun out of familiar faces and the Irish accents.
Hunt Club (2023) - 7/10
Absolutely perfect 'so bad it's good' film, IMO. Complete with death scenes where they don't show you the actual kill, just the arm holding the knife and then cut-to a bloody wound, it was absolutely hilarious. Would definitely watch this again, the next time I'm in a similar mood.
A Podcast to Die For (2023) - 6/10
I enjoyed it, but it wasn't a good movie. Again, that's what I wanted, so I guess I got exactly what I asked for.
Deadly Switch (2019) - 7/10
Surprisingly good for a low-cost Lifetime movie; decent performances, not totally awful script, and even a few twists that I totally didn't see coming. And, yes, most of these films are thriller/crime, cause I was in a mood for three days 🙂
Sleeping with Danger (2020) - 5/10
Starring our very own Elisabeth Röhm and she was just about the best part of this film. Part of my feelings about it stems from being misled by the summary; the film was not at all about what it says in the summary, so be prepared if you're watching it. It was enjoyable, but I wouldn't watch it again.
Secrets at the Lake (2019) - 6.5/10
Perfect Lifetime movie, it gives you exactly what you'd expect from it; cliche writing, and so-so acting, but with fun if predictable twists and turns. I had great fun with it.
Trapped Model (2019) - 5/10
I needed a reviewer to put to words how I felt; the actress was completely wooden. She's supposed to be held against her will and yet doesn't appear remotely scared nor like she really wants to leave, particularly during scenes where she's supposed to attempt to escape. Eye-rollingly bad acting, from pretty much the whole cast. Script wasn't awful, though.
Girl in the Basement (2021) - 7.5/10
Directed by Elisabeth Röhm and inspired by the true story of Josef Fritzl (if you know, you know); this was actually pretty good. Breakfast Club alumn, Judd Nelson, did a fine job of being creepy and awful, and the pacing was fairly on point, moving the story along. There was one glaring error that could confuse a viewer, but it's not like you're expecting too much from something like this. Would absolutely watch this again someday.
You're Not Safe Here (2021) - 4/10
That was bad and not in a good way. I think I saw this on Wednesday when I was at my sickest, and I was probably in too much pain to skip over it, otherwise, I can't explain how I finished it.
Secrets of a Gold Digger Killer (2021) - 5/10
Julie Benz! God, did this movie make so many mistakes, especially since it was based on a true story (which I had seen Deadly Women do an episode on in the past); they hired the wrong actors (not that Julie doesn't carry this film), they were supposed to have a 49-year age-gap and yet Julie Benz does not convincingly play a 30-year-old, so she and the husband just look the same age, and the daughter looks like the same age as her dad, it was fully confusing. Add on the girls that are supposed to be 17-year-old twins, yet they look nothing alike and are played by actors that are 25 and 28 respectively. They clearly didn't care about this film whatsoever.
The Weekend Away (2022) - 7.5/10
I found this on a list of Lifetime movies, but I would be shocked if it actually belonged there; it is genuinely good! Leighton Meester is not super amazing, but she makes me believe her, as the lead. The mystery unfolding is fun to follow, and even though some stuff is predictable, I was genuinely surprised by one particular twist, and a few smaller ones, which made the film for me. I also couldn't stop thinking about it once it was over, which is usually a good sign for me.
Watcher (2022) - 7/10
I could've used a braver ending, but I loved the pacing and the intense suspensive atmosphere. Having no subtitles for the almost 60% Romanian dialogue as a way of isolating us as much as the American lead worked really well for me and I was reminded of the great crime thrillers I grew up reading. I really wanted a less 'American' or 'Hollywood' ending, so that drags the rating down a bit, unfortunately. Great film!
Alone at Night (2023) - 6.5/10
As my last movie (I was getting better) I decided to step out of my Lifetime list and watch this for Ashley Benson, who wrote, produced, and starred in this low-budget horror; and I really enjoyed it. Some stuff could've been better and for a movie titled Alone at Night, there were an awful amount of characters coming into her cabin at night to visit. Great cameo by Pamela Anderson, who I haven't seen in anything in a long time 🙂[/ISPOILER]