"White Oleander" - 5/10
about as good as could be expected when an emotionally complex book is whittled down to two hours of film. In other words not that good, but not that bad. All in all decent, though the book is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer is perfection as Ingrid. My one real problem is that the hispanic characters were needlessly replaced with caucasians.
"Mockingjay" pt1 - 6/10
Meh. First Hunger Games movie I didn't really like and didn't desire to go see again. Too many why's I think.
Why are they making President Coin seem so nice?
Why is Effie there? (just for a familiar face I guess and because she's 'funny' but it's just... annoying because she's given too much space)
Why, why dear lord why is there like a 30 minute segment of them just running through halls to rescue Peeta? This really got to me because it was frustrating and boring. They could have easily cut that sequence in half and it would still have felt long. Kind of felt like they were just trying to drag things out to justify making two movies.
Left the teather feeling underwhelmed. Not a stand alone movie. Will probably work better together with pt2 so it's a crime that they're planning to sit on that one for another year. Disappointment.
"The Family" - 2/10
With Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert de Niro and Tommy Lee Jones as lead roles I thought it was really weird I hadn't heard anything about this movie until it popped up Netflix. I get it now...
Is it really supposed to be funny to see a family murder/abuse/destroy (blow a store up e.g.) just because someone looked at them the wrong way, said something rude or just generally got in your way? It's not. It's not funny to go "oh, haha, those crazy old mobsters, what do you expect? It's perfectly acceptable to blow up someone's store because they talked about you behind your back or to want to smash someone's face against a hot grill because they suggested barbecuing wasn't your top skill. Oh what a laugh it is!"
Maybe it would have been funny if it had been less and not every single family member going off on violent rampages on their own in every scene they're in more or less.
Honestly couldn't even bring myself to finish it because it was just that bad.
about as good as could be expected when an emotionally complex book is whittled down to two hours of film. In other words not that good, but not that bad. All in all decent, though the book is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer is perfection as Ingrid. My one real problem is that the hispanic characters were needlessly replaced with caucasians.
"Mockingjay" pt1 - 6/10
Meh. First Hunger Games movie I didn't really like and didn't desire to go see again. Too many why's I think.
Why are they making President Coin seem so nice?
Why is Effie there? (just for a familiar face I guess and because she's 'funny' but it's just... annoying because she's given too much space)
Why, why dear lord why is there like a 30 minute segment of them just running through halls to rescue Peeta? This really got to me because it was frustrating and boring. They could have easily cut that sequence in half and it would still have felt long. Kind of felt like they were just trying to drag things out to justify making two movies.
Left the teather feeling underwhelmed. Not a stand alone movie. Will probably work better together with pt2 so it's a crime that they're planning to sit on that one for another year. Disappointment.
"The Family" - 2/10
With Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert de Niro and Tommy Lee Jones as lead roles I thought it was really weird I hadn't heard anything about this movie until it popped up Netflix. I get it now...
Is it really supposed to be funny to see a family murder/abuse/destroy (blow a store up e.g.) just because someone looked at them the wrong way, said something rude or just generally got in your way? It's not. It's not funny to go "oh, haha, those crazy old mobsters, what do you expect? It's perfectly acceptable to blow up someone's store because they talked about you behind your back or to want to smash someone's face against a hot grill because they suggested barbecuing wasn't your top skill. Oh what a laugh it is!"
Maybe it would have been funny if it had been less and not every single family member going off on violent rampages on their own in every scene they're in more or less.
Honestly couldn't even bring myself to finish it because it was just that bad.