Reasons You Should Never Leave Andrew Alone With a Computer

[xaphania]

These are some very silly little drabbles (with extras!) that I wrote/created some time ago. I've been meaning to finish off the series for a while, perhaps posting them again will give me the motivation to do so.

Summary: When you're in the middle of an apocalypse, when the house is full of potential slayers and when Sunnydale's going to hell - literally - you should never leave Andrew alone with the computer.

Reasons You Should Never Leave Andrew Alone With a Computer

Reason One

"Can I take your picture?"

"No. Piss off."

"So, um, how tall are you?

"Go away."

"Oh, I get it. It's okay. Some guys are sensitive about their height. Jonath-"

"I don't give a damn about my height. But you seem to! Why. Are. You. Bothering. Me?"

"Oh, you know, research"¦ And it is completely understandable about the height thing, what with Buffy's ex and fellow vampyre being all"¦tall and stuff"¦"

"Andrew. Get the hell out of this basement before I bite you."

"Okay, going, going."

"Good. And Angel wears lifts, you know."

"Oh"¦okay. So, um. Star sign?"

"ANDREW!"


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-TBC-

 

[ubi4soft]

OMG, Andrew's such a fanboy! Spike will kick his a$$ if he founds out about it! Or Buffy

 

[PrincessBuffy16]

ahahahahaha. Dear old beloved Andrew 🙂

 

[xaphania]

Hee, thanks you two! Here's the next part. In this installment, Andrew writes some bad fanfic...

Reasons You Should Never Leave Andrew Alone With a Computer

Reason Two

"What's another word for glowing?"

"Shining?"

"Oh no, dear Slayer-In-Training, shining simply won't do."

"Radiant?"

"Radiant. Hmm. "˜Her hair fanned out on the pillow, the light from the candles casting a radiant glow"¦' No, that doesn't fit either."

"Luminous?"

"Silly, silly Vi. Luminous just isn't what I'm looking for. Hey, Spike, you must be good with words, being from the land of hope and glory and great sci-fi and all. What's another word for glowing?"

"No sodding clue."

"Take a chill pill, mister! No need to be all moody."

"What are you doing, anyway?"

"Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. Little Dawnie. I am composing an epic story, where good triumphs over evil, where romance isn't dead, where-"

"Where "˜Bunny's chest was heaving' and "˜Spych's enormous-' Oh my god, Andrew! Gross!"

"It's not finished yet."

"You're disgusting. And c'mon? Bunny and Spych? Really? Be sooo glad that you still owe me for the refrigerator incident."


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-TBC-

 

[ubi4soft]

Lol, Was the Golden Stake enchanted with Klingonian rituals? And you left us hanging on the refrigerator incident