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start talkin bout all the crimes you've committed...and the funny stories that accompany them....but remember....only harmless crimes...no rape and murder...

i j-walk like a mad man...
 
well...besides throwing wafers at cars...me and a friend hid behind a dumpster and started throwing snowballs at teachers on lunch breaks...lol...
 
i shop lifted before! well i was 4 and the items in question was 5 jelly cola bottles. but still a crime. lol.
 
Okay, seeing as it has been brought up, what exactly is j-walking??? I am from England, therefore have got no idea what it is, lol.
 
Mr. Gasm and Terry, don't forget Spamming, a cardinal sin if ever there was one as for The First Evil and sins... I get other people to do the sinning for me... *tips Willows Halo to the side* 😀
 
Watch it sweetie; the horns keep the halo in place.

I have committed crimes; but considering walking along the beach drunk at 3am is a crime :S It's only when we get to our criminal law seminars we all realise just how often you break the law without even realising...never been arrested or anything like that though; my CRB check was absolutely clear 😀
 
a little vandalism here and there... but nothing big, just eggs and houses... although that was years ago...

never been arrested.... close once when i was in my friends car, and he was doing all goofy stuff gta style... and we almost crash a police car, and then my friend tried to flee, and the cops chased us... that was actually pretty fun, there were four of us in the car and 2 of them were terrified... fun fun fun
 
hahahaha..lorne...fun if ya got away...if ya didn't...ho shiz...you'd be hella screwed...hella

j walking is crossing the street without using a crosswalk
 
actually we didnt, but there was nothing the cops could do, they seached the car but didnt found anything and luckily didnt plant anything either, it was mostly ok

i swear, i'm gonna die in that friends car any of these days
 
nothing is wrong with being in danger...but there is something wrong for dieing for something stupid...all i know is that i only die once....i wanna it to make it mean someting....not just joy riding...something that ends up a footnote on the evening news...no...that's not the way the soulgasm dies...
 
Well, when I was 9, I was at a bowling alley and wasn't aware that you didn't need to put money in a pay phone to dial 9-1-1, so when of my friends dared me, I dialed it and when somebody actually answered I hung up without saying anything. About 10 minutes later a cop showed up. Boy, was I in trouble...

Well, other than a little underage drinking, and knowing having that bong in my van that one time...(which was this really long and ridiculas story that I don't feel like typing right now.) There's never been anything really big.
 
I've been thrown out of Blockbuster & Party City for being obnoxious and disturbing the other customers. LMAO, the Blockbuster guy actually looked at me, pointed at the door, and said "Get out of my store now."
 
i dont smoke...but i do drink...as a matter of fact i got drunk yesterday in the daytime...lol...
 
mine would be
Underage Drinkin
Egging Houses
erm...Jumpin in bushes when drunk
Hedge Hopping
Knock A Door Run
Stink Bombs

Me and sum mates was throwing Eggs at cars in the graveyard and a mate hit a car and it stopped turn and came afta us the first thing we all did is sprint very quick...plp was screaming and running everywhere in the graveyard and i smacked into to a mate n we jus sprinted off and ran out of the graveyard and i ran up this road wi 2 mates and the look on my mate jus gave it away and guessed the car was coming i didnt even look behind me i jus sprinted and hid behind this wall and i cud hear the car screeching around and they went so i jumped over this MASSIVE wall and just ran into the shop and i went out and i had no idea where everyone was n finally found a mate and we was like wheres everyone else and we had no idea so we jus went home.....we didnt do Egg throwing for a while...well 2wks... 😀
 
i redefined the term rebel, i am so rebelious that I refuse to wear a helmet while riding my bike, even though I got a ticket last year from a cop who caught me. I was like 'hey man step off cause I aint afraid of no cop, so i tore up the ticket (well after he drove away) like I said absolute rebel!
 
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