Repent thine SINS!!

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I've done some slight shoplifting........It's embarrassing........so embarrassing I 'accidentally' dropped some notes in the store I did it in,so my conscience is clear.........I actually made a loss shoplifting........I must be going to Heaven......
 
You do know that whatever shop assistant found those notes will have been able to keep them for themselves? I've found £30 on the floor of our shop in the last week ,and if no one comes in and claims them within six months, I get them (that'll be nice, £30 injection three days before Xmas)
 
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