Caridad's Watch
F'd up slayer sister
[WARNING: TO MUCH INFORMATION]
Ok, I know there's some really smart, really evil and really imaginative people at this message board, so with all that combined there has to be some good ideas floating around that you could help me with.
My brother's girlfriend needs to go. Her butt needs to get kicked to the curb and I don't feel like sitting around and waiting while they grow outta the faze. The thing is, they have sex like bunnies, all the time, everywhere. Now, you'd think how cute, but no, no not really. Let me describe them for you. My brother - doesn't brush his teeth, doesn't shower, doesn't brush his hair, doesn't shave, doesn't put on collogne. He's a caveman. His girlfriend - recieding hair line, well over 400 pounds, cutter, grease skin that you could cook eggs on. Now, you can imagine how horrifying it is for me to go into the kitchen looking for something to eat and walking in on them having
on the refridgerator. I go downstairs to start my laundry and they're having
on the floor. It's a walking porn. Everytime I leave my room, I walk in on them doing something. And even if I'm in my room or some other room they're not in, I still hear their moans and things I shouldn't be. She also has a personal vendeta against me for some reason.
The other day, my home-boy, Nick, and my best, Charity were sitting on the couches and were watching a movie. I felt something get tangled in my hair and upon pulling the thing off, it was her necklace. We all sat up because we knew they had sex on the couches at that moment. So, we put sheets over the couches so we could sit. But, when I went down there today, they had taken them off the couches and were trying to cover themselves up.
I can appreciate sex between two people who love each other, you don't even have to be married in my opion. As long as you really 100% love that person it's fine. BUT COME ON! It's my flesh and blood brother and a morbidly overweight girl. They could keep it in their room, but they don't. Even if they do, I hear it anyway. THey don't love each other, it's just a have sex like bunnies relationship.
I'm tired of living in a walking porn.
That's where you guys come in. I need a way to fight back passively. Tomorrow my friends and I start fighting back. We're outnumbered though, cuz she equals like 5 of us. Anyway, we're gunna take Ashlee (she's really hot) and we're gunna dress her up in almost nothing, wearing my brothers jacket and class ring, holding the stuffed animal his girlfriend got him for his operation, and sitting on the picture of her. Then we're gunna take a picture and mail it to his girlfriend. Then we're gunna plant someone elses underwear in his room and the whole bloody tampon thing in bathroom where she'd see.
We need more than that. So, do you guys have any good pranks and revenge schemes that we could use? Pranks would be best, though. Just enough to make sure they don't stay in the house ever again.
Ok, I know there's some really smart, really evil and really imaginative people at this message board, so with all that combined there has to be some good ideas floating around that you could help me with.
My brother's girlfriend needs to go. Her butt needs to get kicked to the curb and I don't feel like sitting around and waiting while they grow outta the faze. The thing is, they have sex like bunnies, all the time, everywhere. Now, you'd think how cute, but no, no not really. Let me describe them for you. My brother - doesn't brush his teeth, doesn't shower, doesn't brush his hair, doesn't shave, doesn't put on collogne. He's a caveman. His girlfriend - recieding hair line, well over 400 pounds, cutter, grease skin that you could cook eggs on. Now, you can imagine how horrifying it is for me to go into the kitchen looking for something to eat and walking in on them having
anal sex
oral sex
The other day, my home-boy, Nick, and my best, Charity were sitting on the couches and were watching a movie. I felt something get tangled in my hair and upon pulling the thing off, it was her necklace. We all sat up because we knew they had sex on the couches at that moment. So, we put sheets over the couches so we could sit. But, when I went down there today, they had taken them off the couches and were trying to cover themselves up.
I can appreciate sex between two people who love each other, you don't even have to be married in my opion. As long as you really 100% love that person it's fine. BUT COME ON! It's my flesh and blood brother and a morbidly overweight girl. They could keep it in their room, but they don't. Even if they do, I hear it anyway. THey don't love each other, it's just a have sex like bunnies relationship.
I'm tired of living in a walking porn.
That's where you guys come in. I need a way to fight back passively. Tomorrow my friends and I start fighting back. We're outnumbered though, cuz she equals like 5 of us. Anyway, we're gunna take Ashlee (she's really hot) and we're gunna dress her up in almost nothing, wearing my brothers jacket and class ring, holding the stuffed animal his girlfriend got him for his operation, and sitting on the picture of her. Then we're gunna take a picture and mail it to his girlfriend. Then we're gunna plant someone elses underwear in his room and the whole bloody tampon thing in bathroom where she'd see.
We need more than that. So, do you guys have any good pranks and revenge schemes that we could use? Pranks would be best, though. Just enough to make sure they don't stay in the house ever again.
