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The team said robots could help explore the anatomy of animals for whom only part of their fossils were known, as well as those missing from the fossil record. “We can build something that we think came in between species A and species B and see: is this plausible? Is this not plausible?” Ishida said.

How do we know that old fossils weren't just the robots of a previous earthly generation!

What kind of robot fossils do you want to see created?
 
An interesting idea. But my first thought was, that's just what Jurassic Park needed, dinos with metal skeletons that were extra hard to kill!
"You took a T-Rex and gave it metal bones, increased speed, and is perpetually hungry! Why would you do that?!?"

"I'm a scientist. It's what we do."
 
"You took a T-Rex and gave it metal bones, increased speed, and is perpetually hungry! Why would you do that?!?"

"I'm a scientist. It's what we do."

Was that not the premise of the, what was it, Indomnius Rex? Take a dangerous creature and make it even more so?
 
Was that not the premise of the, what was it, Indomnius Rex? Take a dangerous creature and make it even more so?
It's also paraphrasing a quote from the movie Bats.

"So you made these bats larger, more aggressive, more intelligent, carnivorous..."

"Omnivorous actually"

"But why would you do that?"

"Because I’m a scientist. That’s what we do. We make everything a little better.
 
An interesting idea. But my first thought was, that's just what Jurassic Park needed, dinos with metal skeletons that were extra hard to kill!

The writers behind Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom are furiously scribbling this down right now.
 
Dear Lord, no. Please don't give them any ideas! The only good thing about that last film in the trilogy was seeing the cast from the original JP.
 
I'm not quite sure what the point of this exercise is unless the scientists are like Adam, trying to create cyborg warriors. There is no guarantee that the simulations would be any better than educated guesses. Nor is there much of a good idea in making metal skeletons. Bone already has the strength of mild steel and has the advantage that it can heal from injuries. And don't forget, bone marrow is where red blood cells come from. We still have unanswered questions from that era: which dinosaurs were warm-blooded and which were cold-blooded? This is a major input to the simulation since muscles from these two types of animals were different and we don't really know.

The excuse that robots would shed light on evolution seems really far-fetched. We don't know much about the forces that shaped evolution and the forces that we would apply to a robot would never duplicate what actually happened in the era of the dinosaur. In the Jurassic period, the average temperature of the earth was 5°C higher than it is now and the oxygen in the air was at about 30%. A real dinosaur from that era would have a hard time living today.

This appears to be just a means of getting funding for a few scientists to create a project to keep themselves employed but I can't take seriously any idea that this would give us "insights" into how evolution worked back then. If you want to simulate something, you have to know details of what you are simulating and these guys don't know much.
 
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