Salt: It really DOES Protect You From Ghosts And Evil Spirits!

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You've seen it on TV, and now it turns out that it's all true. Salt will protect you from evil spirits and other unpleasant things.

See? You learn something every day! đź’€

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If only it protected you from high blood pressure.... But shh, don't let this new power be known, or some billionaire will buy up the salt mines and jack up the price!
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Musk will do that, not Elon, just normal sticks of musk.
Yes, but technically salt will only protect you from evil spirits if one of your middle names is vinegar, failing that you'll just get left with a distinctive yukky taste in your mouth.
 
Also if you throw salt over your shoulders, you'll hear Nicholas Cage go 'Ahh! Not the salt! My eyes! It's in my eyes!'.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Oh I say, good shot, eh what?
thetopher
thetopher
You've just a-salted Nic Cage. :)
This being the Buffy-Boards I will point to Cordelia's 'Hello, salty goodness' line regarding Angel. And Angel defeats ghosts and evil spirits & stuff, so maybe he really actually is kinda...salty.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
As he is a vampire, a demon and thereby he is off the evil kind. Maybe Cordy's Salty goodness is in reference to Angel being inherently evil.
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