Sarcasm

[iDarthRosenberg]

I just realized how much I love all of the hilarious constant barrage sarcasm in the show.

Funniest one from the last episode i watched.

"No, I think you're up in the clocktower with a high powered rifle because you wanna blend in."

That and of course anything Giles says.

Anyone Else? Favorite lines?

 

[Pryce]

Of course.
My two favorites off the top of my head
Wesley(To Illyria):youre a very inspirational person,did I mention that?

Spike [Girl voice]: How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night-thing?
Spike [Angel voice]: No need, little lady, your tears of grattitude are enough for me. You see I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
Spike [Girl voice]: But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
Spike [Angel voice]: No, helping those in need's my job and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent puff is truely thanks enough.
Spike [Girl voice]: I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so...
Spike [Angel voice]: Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.

 

[BuffyElevated]

Sarcasm is used wonderfully on the show... Some of my favorite sarcastic lines:
Xander in "The Dark Age": "Oooh, gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of school plus Cordelia! Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever!"
Willow in "Doppelgangland": "Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?"
Giles in "The Prom": "And I myself will be wearing pink taffeta as chenille would not go with my complexion. Can we *please* talk about the Ascension?"
Anya in "Superstar": "Yes. And then we could run for help while the other three suck your heart out through your neck."
Buffy in "Fool for Love": "The fast-growing field of personal grooming has come a long way since you became a vampire."
Giles in "The Killer in Me": "Let me get this straight: you think I'm evil if I take a group of teenage girls on a camping trip and I DON'T touch them?"

And pretty much everything else Giles, Anya, and Xander say. 😀

 

[MinwaraYana]

I love sarcasm. I mean, only if it's funny like they did in BtVS. 😀

I can't think of anything but Giles and his time machine.

Giles: I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a movie!

 

[Kean]

Spike and Giles get the best lines.

Spike: Randy Giles?!? Why didn't you call me Horny Giles? or Desperate For A Shag Giles!!

Giles: 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the *dead*!' Americans.

Spike: Oh Watcher, did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, Cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.

😀

 

[sk]

Sarcasm, and funny lines in general is absolutely one of the reasons I love the show.
Can't remember that many right now though...

Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

/SK

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

Cordy was always the Queen C of sarcasm. One of my favorite lines of hers is "What is your childhood trauma?"

 

[Tome]

There's so many to quote!

Here's one I laugh at every time even though it's during an arguement.

* Cordelia: What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?
Buffy: It was an accident.
Xander: What, you just tripped and fell on his lips? *

 

[Tasha]

I think that's what makes the show so hilarious is the amount of sarcasm they use :L
🙂

 

[Spike Angelus]

I like Dawn's line in "Chosen"

"We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side."

 

[Kelsey]

Xander: That's my radio!
Spike: And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil!

Also:

Harmony: You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike: I love syphilis more than you.

 

[ubi4soft]

Buffy : We don't say "indian."
Giles : Oh, right. Yes, yes. Um, always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as "bloody colonials."

and

XANDER: Yes. You are a monster. Vampires are monsters. They make monster movies about them.
SPIKE: Well, yeah, you got me there.

 

[Pryce]

Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?

Buffy: You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine.

Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it?
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.

 

[sosa lola]

Cordelia: Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker!
Buffy: Dead.
Cordelia: Totally dead. Way dead.
Xander: It's not just a little dead, then?


LOL!

 

[MinwaraYana]

From two characters I love that need more love. 🙂

Buffy: Anything you wanna tell me?
Riley: Yes, I'm a lesbian.


Riley: Yeah, a lot of young people nowadays are experimenting with shortness. Gotta nip that in the bud.


Buffy: We're going to the magic shop. No school supplies there.
Dawn: Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts.

 

[Kean]

MY just reminded me of another Riley line 🙂

Buffy: Nice wheels.
Riley: Came with the car.

😀

 

[GrrArghx]

Giles: In order to be worthy, you must perform the ritual... in a tutu. Pillock! 😛

 

[MinwaraYana]

I love this thread so much that sarcasm quotes pop up in my head all the time. 😀

Faith : Buffy, are you okay? What are you doing here?
Buffy: Uh, bleeding internally, but I'll live.


Buffy(to Andrew about him killing Jonathan): What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front? You murdered him!

 

[BillyidolwannaB]

From The Dark Ages, after Eyghon has possessed Jenny.
CORDELIA: ''I've got the solution right here. To kill a demon, cut off its head''
XANDER: ''Oh yeah, yeah we'll find Ms Calendar, then we'll decapitate her. Hey, she'll be the first headless computer teacher. You think anybody will notice?''

 

[Tasha]

Not that funny but;

'You do research now? Want a cappuccino and a pack of cigarettes to go with it? '

Whenever i hear this, i always think about my mum and how she's addicted to these both :L
Haa.