Scary Movie 5

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This looks horrific and everyone involved should be ashamed.

But look their riffing on Cabin in the Woods. (by look I mean at the very start of the ad then stop so I haven't wasted to much of your time, and definitely dont see it so this flops and this series dies like it deserves to)

Such a pity the first 2 of these were so funny, till they started turning to 13 year old writers who think kicking people in the balls is satire.
 
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I saw one of them once and it's 2hrs I'll never get back. I guess we should be happy Cabin in the Woods was popular enough to be included, but it looks so crappy I'm not sure I can....

Plus, Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan? That's enough of a reason for me NOT to see it. Sad because I like Ashley Tisdale.
 
I thought these kind of spoof movies had died out. Urgh. Some of them are pretty funny but as they go on they just seem ridiculous to me! Blech. But hey at least they got some Cabin references I guess :/ I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
 
I saw that trailer a while ago and I was like "This isn't real is it? Please tell me this is like a SNL sketch or something..."

But nope.
 
I wish Hollywood would come up with some original ideas instead of doing all these ignorant parodies and spoofs.
 
Hollywood needs to get there melons out of their collective bungholio and hire me and Admin Buffy Summers to write movies. We would churn out ridiculously awesome stuff, man. 😉 😛 😛

As for this Scary Movie series, I thought it was allowed to die a quiet death somewhere. I had a hope, anyway...........


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I was watching the first one last night and the jokes were so clever and funny at times. Now it's so over the top and...awful. They just got worse and worse and then all of those "spin off" movies like Superhero Movie (which is one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life) started coming out. Ugh. It kind of reminds me of Saw. The first one was pretty clever and enjoyable and then the director/writer totally sold out and it turned into an awful franchise. Whyyyy?
 
Absolutely. Terrible. Yuck.
Haha. Wow, turns out anyone can write movies these days! I'm sure we as a collective could have created something much better than that. And what are Charlie Sheen and Lindsay doing in there? Beyond weird.
 
Ugghhhhh. No. No. No.

I didn't mind the first couple of Scary Movies so much, but even those were pretty crap and only gave me a few laughs really.

All those boob and fart jokes? I just feel dumber after I've watched one of them.

Also, Lindsay Lohan's puffy face just makes me sad.
 
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I liked Scary Movie 1 and 'Not another teen movie'... but it's gotten pretty old seeing so many of them.
 
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yes! haha not another teen movie is actually pretty good
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