Scottish/Scots

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A remember when a wis wee, a lived nixt tae partick fistle stadium an' wan day when ae wur playin' rangers, 'er was some mad drunk guy dain a jobby oan the pavement.
 
A long time ago, probably about 20 years, my eldest brother got fined £50 squid for taking a leak outside. Best thing about it was that it made the local papers.

Anybody watch the Paisley Saints stuff glesga Rangers the day? I know it was oan Setanta like. I really should be oot celebrating, but my maw's taken ill whilst oan holiday tae the US. And I'm wanting to stay by my phone in case I'm needed. In fact, speaking of me maw, the best thing about the pee incident is that my mother kept the newspaper clipping. Maybe she assumed my brother would never amount to anything, and a newspaper article exposing him to be a prat was the best she was gonna get. Mothers can be so insightful sometimes.
 
Id just like to laugh at rangers. I seen ey Saints destroyin them, funny stuff. thats rangers lost the league now. Also, crackin goal.
 
Ah divvent na wa all th fuss is aboot - iverrybodde here speeks canny english man, i've nivver had any complaints like.

Them up ta road from us will prolly understand whit I've sayd, but if not, then I'm willing te translate fer yas.
 
Anybody watch the misery of Scotland v Norway?

The horrible thing is, I won at the bookies with a nil-nil draw.

I hate myself.
 
Schillaci said:
Anybody watch the misery of Scotland v Norway?

The horrible thing is, I won at the bookies with a nil-nil draw.

I hate myself.
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I didn't watch it..

But, that is such a Scottish thing to do, betting on nil-nil (and hating yourself), so, bravo.
 
Man, you get some heavy good banter in Scotland, like the day..I wis oan the subway hame, and some mad junkie wis talkin' tae me, I didnae even know whit he wis sayin' exactly, but if I could underston' it, I bet it wid be hilarious.
 
Talkin' aboot nutters oan the train, there wis a guy oan the bus the other day. Talkin' pure loud aboot how he hid a threesome. Dead explicit anaw. Whit a brass neck. I couldnae stop laughing. :lol2:
 
Never noticed this thread before, shame on me. Fellow Scot checking in! I'm from the south-west, Ayrshire to be exact. All the benefits of Glasgow nearby without actually having to live there, it's great. 😉 Nae offence tae the weegies ye ken. :lol:

...slang just doesn't have the same effect written down as it does when it's spoken. :lol:
 
Miss Brightside said:
Never noticed this thread before, shame on me. Fellow Scot checking in! I'm from the south-west, Ayrshire to be exact. All the benefits of Glasgow nearby without actually having to live there, it's great. 😉 Nae offence tae the weegies ye ken. :lol:

...slang just doesn't have the same effect written down as it does when it's spoken. :lol:
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If it did, this topic would be so much more fun!
 
Seeing it written down just makes me LOL and think "Nae wunner the English cannae understand us when we're oan hoaliday." :lol:

*looks at what she just wrote and laughs again*

Nice to meet you btw. 🙂 I'm Elizabeth, but will answer to Liz, Lizzy, Beth or any other shortened version of it. 😉
 
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Lindsey McDonald
Hi! And OHMYGODIJUSTNOTICEDYOUHAVEARCADEFIREINYOURSIG!!!!!!
Oh you guys, you're starting to affect me! Seriously! Now I've taken the occasional aye and wee...and nae bother...

But it sounds stupid coming from me, like it doesn't match, and then I feel all weird....

😉
 
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Miss Brightside
I'd love tae hear you talkin' scots slang, hehe.
Five by Five agrees: Hi! And OHMYGODIJUSTNOTICEDYOUHAVEARCADEFIREINYOURSIG!!!!! !
SpoonsAreCool agrees: haha, LOVE IT.
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Cheers honeys. 😀 The header I snagged for my LJ had lines from Old Flame by TAF on it. so I decided to change the jornal title and subtitle to match. 🙂
 
well today wis a hell of a day , i goat soak threw my converse and a bammy bus driver was really rude to me an ma friend , it was a murderous moment .
 
Okay...I so need a new coat. One with a hood, that is at least covers my butt and will keep my reasonably warm and dry.

So Glaswegian guys, where's a good place to get one? I'm going to splurge if I need to, still have a bit of extra cash on my credit card from the time my parents were incredibly and spontaneously generous to me.

Help! This little Australian is freezing and wet and has to walk to work!
 
KASS! COAT!

I got a really groovey winter coat out of H&M last year, I love it. I'd go with H&M, it's reasonalbly priced (£80), and worth the cash.

I'd go to Buchannan Galleries and work your way through the shops, that's what I do, but I love shopping, it's quite sick really. I'm all excited now, I want coats!
 
definition of insane said:
Okay...I so need a new coat. One with a hood, that is at least covers my butt and will keep my reasonably warm and dry.

So Glaswegian guys, where's a good place to get one? I'm going to splurge if I need to, still have a bit of extra cash on my credit card from the time my parents were incredibly and spontaneously generous to me.

Help! This little Australian is freezing and wet and has to walk to work!
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I feel your pain, today was soooo cold. It's making me lazy - getting the bus home. 😀
 
Eugh. The rain today was AWFUL. The ONE day that I didn't take an umbrella would be the ONE day that it HEAVES and I have to sit in a room full of 100 wet people for 2 and a half hours. I had to dive into Starbucks this morning cause it got so wet (not that I'm complaining about that). This guy kept coming over and trying to get me to take a sample of a Gingerbread Latté, and I kept saying no, and he kept asking me again, and I was like "Why did you make up 20 tiny little cups when there are THREE PEOPLE HERE?!?"

Rain makes me snippy.
 
Lindsey McDonald said:
Eugh. The rain today was AWFUL. The ONE day that I didn't take an umbrella would be the ONE day that it HEAVES and I have to sit in a room full of 100 wet people for 2 and a half hours. I had to dive into Starbucks this morning cause it got so wet (not that I'm complaining about that). This guy kept coming over and trying to get me to take a sample of a Gingerbread Latté, and I kept saying no, and he kept asking me again, and I was like "Why did you make up 20 tiny little cups when there are THREE PEOPLE HERE?!?"

Rain makes me snippy.
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My train was delayed so I had to stand in said rain. When it arrived it was so old you and to pull the door open (those ones that you push the window down!) There was hardly any room and people were cramped.

I left my big brolly at work so my wee one blew inside out as I hit Jenners, my the time I got to work my trousers were soaked up to my knees.

Saving grace was I had a hat on so my hair was dry.

Later on in the afternoon the sun comes out.....WHAT!!!

I had to go out at lunch again and just random people staring at the chrismas market...its a big wheel...have you never seen a big wheel before?

I am honestly (sometimes) a nice person but the commute has turned me so mean that when a charity person (don't even get me started on them...when did the start hanging out on Rose Street!) tried to stop me tonight I barked no and walked on.
 
I was MISERABLE this morning! Work is only a 15 minute walk away so I walk (I'm not like the crazy other temp I work with who walks to Anderston FROM Denniston.

Shopping at this time of year...ugh! I love shopping, I just really shouldn't do it right now! lol. But possibly go tomorrow and stuff since Christmas hours and whatnot. Plus I'm trying to convince peeps they should join me for Chinese Buffet tomorrow...I don't why, but I want Chinese Buffet!
 
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