Scottish/Scots

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Done a wee thread fur all the scots.
Although anyone can post really, bacause as we all know, Scotland is THE BEST, the belhaven best.
 
woot Scotland... unfortunately im not there...

Newcastle is a little south of there, but not too far i supose... and have family there... so woot for ya!
 
Yay! A thread for the best country in the world! 😉
 
This must be the greatest, most interesting topic I have witnessed on the internet thus far.

I think though, since this is 'Buffy and Angel International', and the other topics in this forum are mostly in different languages, that we should all speak in Gaelic...

Just kidding, I possibly might not know a single gaelic word. We could however, speak in slang. Like I've seen my nephew dong when speaking to his friends on the internet. It annoyed the crap out of me then, but here it might be.. quirky.

I would begin but I left my quirk in a pub somewhere.
 
November
November
I ordered them to speak in scottish, they must obey!!
Oh Scottish slang how I love thee.

However, when it get put into typing (which I've seen my boyfriends cousins do all the time) it makes me sad 'cause it takes me AGES to figure out what they've just said ...
wait ...
That really wasn't any different to when I was hearing them speak ... 😀

<3 it though
 
I love a bit of slang, it confuses a lot of Aussies.:biggrin:
 
November
November
You're learning me new words!!!
Awwright, that's enough, am sick tae the back teeth ae aww ae this, a'right? ye's underston', 'course ye's dae.
 
Lol, I'm from Belfast, and I didn't even understand that!

I'd love to see how you guys would react to hearing the way I talk normally. It's not so much the accent, but the speech patterns. It's like Yoda high on coffee! lol
 
Kemy
Kemy
I only live a few miles away from you and I don't get it either
Karol
Karol
Yoda high on coffe?? Really wanna hear you xD
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Kali
I'm usually pretty good with Belfast, Derry, etc... it's Irish I don't get sometimes!
Scotland is great, if you can see past the murders and violence and drinking, then it's the place to be, especially Glasgow, so much going on there, an average night out I end up vomiting at a bus station after being at a casino until 6 in the morning and losing my money and sometimes even sanity. I LOVE GLASGOW. Walking up the town centre on a friday night you can spark up a conversation with anyone and usually have some good banter, the junkies are usually the best for the banter, they've just got so much to say.
 
Aye, like ''here mate, geez yur 'kin money''

Yes, some may very well say that, but I understand their prediciment, they're in a tough situation, they love their heroin so they've got to get money somewhere, best to just help them out..Most of the junkies/alkays just need a friendly ear, I like to be that ear and guide them to the path of sobriety. Oh yeah. I'm like a spiritual leader of the junkies, they kiss my feet.
 
Scottish Buffy board members, united through their experiences with junkies.

The funny thing is, I bet you've all been there. Lets see if any of you can identify with this.

You're walking down some street, one of the streets running parallel with Central station.(they always seem to gather there)

Then some skiiny little bag of bones approaches, smell first, and begins to tell you a sob story about losing their bus money. looooooool

I love that one.

Usually I tell them to walk, the exercise will do them good.

I saw a Billy connelly interview once, from years ago, where he was saying that if you refuse to give a 'Glasgow alky' any money they get all offended and start swearing at you, like they deserve your money. In fact you owe it to them, and you're the one being the prick and holding back. I've exerienced that, I couldn't stop laughing.
 
Bluebird
Bluebird
aye that's happened, I just give them a penny and send them on their way..
hahaha yeah, i guess it's happened to everyone.
I remember i got chased down a lane in the city centre by mad junkies with knives, just 'cause we looked at them the wrong way..funny thing is i'll probably end up the mental junkie chasing people, i give it 2 years max.
 
This blatent smackheed tried to get doe from me one day, tellin me he's got to get to hospital to see his sick daughter. What a fiend he was.
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Some stuff to show Scotlands amazing inventiveness.: king :
For such a small country the list is as big as it is important to modern life.
The following is just some of the best/most famous 'Scottish' inventions ever:

Whiskey
US navy
Harry Potter
Penicillin
Television
Telephones
Steam engine
Refrigerators
Halloween
Radar
Pnematic tyres
Microwave ovens
Golf
Bank of England
First cloned mammel
Economics
Adhesive postage stamps

......to name a few. :dog:
 
Some stuff to show Scotlands amazing inventiveness.: king :
For such a small country the list is as big as it is important to modern life.
The following is just some of the best/most famous 'Scottish' inventions ever:

Whiskey
US navy
Harry Potter
Penicillin
Television
Telephones
Steam engine
Refrigerators
Halloween
Radar
Pnematic tyres
Microwave ovens
Golf
Bank of England
First cloned mammel
Economics
Adhesive postage stamps

......to name a few. :dog:

OK...I'll give you most of them as I can see some Scots involvement, even Harry Potter (written by an Englishwoman in Scotland) but how on Earth was the US Navy a Scottish invention? 🙂
 
Sorry for this out burst but hA ha hahahahahahahaha


This Thread makes me laugh and has givin me a better day , college is going in so slow my life might end tomorrow oh dear!!!


speaking of scots , I was working yesterday and this woman who was at my checkout said I shouldn't talk about her sister being in a seedy local mag , I had only asked her if she wanted help with her packing I think she was either

A) a mayjor bam up

b) on the drink

c) on the broon ( thats herion kids )

She also spat at me them walked away without her bread so i laughed like voldemort and continued my robotic work of dread x
 
so i laughed like voldemort and continued my robotic work of dread x

XD! How I wish I could have seen that!

But I think you're all giving people the wrong impression here. All of Scotland isn't like Glasgow. Here in Edinburgh we do things differently - we don't have junkies and alkies roaming the streets. Everything's lovely and clean and nobody gets knifed for wearing green or blue.


We are a little delusional though...
 
Mr. Pointy
Mr. Pointy
You mean 'Trainspotting' was a work of fiction... ;)
You guys all looks so craaaazy.

Are all the scosts crazy? xD

I now I love here you talking, ok sometimes I don´t understand much, but is pretty *_*
 
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