Season 1 quotes.

Ok these ones -

Cordy: Vamp nail polish
Buffy: Um, over?
Cordy: So over. James Spader
Buffy: He needs to call me
Cordy: Frappaccinos.
Buffy: Trendy, but tasty
Cordy: John Tesh
Buffy: The devil
Cordy: That was pretty much a gimme but...you passed!


and also

Buffy: Gee, could you vague that up for me?
 
Giles: You know, I don’t recall ever seeing you here before.
Cordelia: Oh, no. I have a life.

Cordelia: "Don 't you have an elsewhere to be?"

Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool , or witty... or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, ...and then I have to go away. ...
 
Cordelia: I don't want to interrupt your downward mobility, but...

Xander: It could be worse... I could have gangreen on my face.
 
Welcome to Hellmouth
Buffy: They say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me?
Giles: I was hoping that I wouldn't have to. That there was... some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit!
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple! I quit! I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop the Master from taking over!
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: The signs? READ ME THE SIGNS! TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! YOU'RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP!
Giles: No, I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.

I was going to retranscript that. Now I don't need too. Thanks! Special up to "Giles, I'm 16 years old. I-I don't wanna die.".

Ooh, and "Pay attention !" : I thought it was so relevant of Buffy's character in some way.
 
Teacher's Pet
Cordelia: One minute you're in your normal life, and then, 'who's in the fridge?'
(This and the look on Buffy's face always crack's me up :silly🙂

I Robot, You Jane
Willow: Xander, you wanna stay and help me?
Xander: Are you kidding?
Willow: Yes, it was a joke I made up.

Nightmares
Willow: "Are you sure everything will go back once he's awake?"
Giles: "Oh, uh, positive."
Willow: "Well, how do we wake Billy up? What if we can't?"
Giles: "Willow, do shut up."
 
Willow: Oh, and Buffy...I like your dress.

The Master: *Buffy lying dead on the ground* By the way, I *love* your dress.

I just LOVE those lines in Prophecy Girl. So amazing. 😛
 
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