Season 4: Favorite quotes

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Though it seems like great amount of BB board dwellers rather dislike this season, I still find it very amuzing. It did have momorable dialogues and one liners.

Let's share!

I just love Buffy/Spike wedding preparational discussion:

Willow: Well, fine. Why doesn't so just go marry him?

Giles: If the two of you could remain civil long enough to"”
Buffy: It's just so sudden. I don't know what to say.
Spike: Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth.
Buffy: Oh, Spike! Of course it's yes!

Buffy: There's so much to decide. Ceremony, guests, reception..
Spike: Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding.
Buffy: How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park.
Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.
Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only.
Spike: Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again "” you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big-Pile-of-Dust.
Buffy: Stop it! This is our wedding and you're treating it like a big joke!
Spike: Oh, pouty! Look at that lip.. gonna get it.. gonna get it..

I love Coffemakers that think phrase:

RILEY: Oh. We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think.

Buffy: Want people. Where people go?

There's more to recall.
 
I think that this season was the season of funny/silly episodes.

Xander: Prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying... Fantasia. Fantasia?
Oz: Maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen, but, hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.
Xander: Phantasm. It was supposed to be Phantasm. Stupid video store.

Buffy: Will, let's be realistic here. Okay, your basic spells are usually only about fifty-fifty.
Willow: Oh, yeah? Well... so's your face.

Buffy: So then Kathy's like, "It's share time." And I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Share this."
:: she punches the air a few times ::
Oz: So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, don't you think?
Oz: Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.

Harmony: Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
Spike: No.
Harmony: Oh. Can I make him a vampire?
Spike: No. Wait, on second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids, as well.

Willow: It's me, isn't it?
Spike: What are you talking about?
Willow: Well, you came looking for Buffy, then settled. I-I... You didn't wanna bite me. I just happened to be around.
Spike: Piffle.
Willow: I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always like, "Oooh, you're like a sister to me," or, "Oh, you're such a good friend."
Spike: Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat.

Spike: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.

Spike: I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.

Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll...
Giles: You'll do what? Lick me to death.

Spike: You are one step away, missy.
Buffy: Giles, help. He's gonna scold me.

Spike: What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What? Can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!

Okay wow! That was a lot, but man I could go on forever.
 
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kleyton84
Love the "so's your face" retort! Go Willow!
WILLOW: That's your solution?

OZ: That's my decision.

WILLOW: Don't I get any say in this?

OZ: No. Veruca was right about something. The wolf is inside me all the time, and I don't know where that line is anymore between me and it. And until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you... Or anybody.

WILLOW: (Crying.) Well, that could be a problem 'cause people... Kind of a planetary epidemic.

OZ: I'll find someplace.

WILLOW: Well, how long?

OZ: I don't know.

WILLOW: Oz... Don't you love me?

OZ: My whole life... I've never loved anything else.

(he kisses her forehead, heads out)

WILLOW: Oz... Oh, god. Oz...


GILES: So the activity's shifted but not stopped. That's fascinating.

ANYA: To an extremely bored person, maybe.

(Giles looks annoyed)

ANYA: Well, that was a thrilling hour.



WILLOW: I was waiting. I feel like some part of me will always be waiting for you. Like if I'm old and blue-haired, and I turn the corner in Istanbul and there you are, I won't be surprised. Because... you're with me, you know?

OZ: I know. (Pause) But now is not that time, I guess.

WILLOW: No. (pause) What are you gonna do?

OZ: I think I better take off.
 
From episode Primeval:

Buffy: Colonel
Colonel: Shut up. You've got some nerve lady
Buffy: You have to listen to us
Colonel: You think you and your friends can just keep waltzing into a government installation brandishing weapons like...like
Willow: It's a gourd
Giles: Magic gourd


Adam: How can you-
Buffy: You could never hope to grasp the source of our power (pulls out uranium core)..But yours is right here.
 
Okay, so it's predictable that even in season 4, I'd pick a Joyce quote haha, but I love this line:

Joyce: (To a ranting Faith) Were you planning to slit my throat anytime soon?

and this exchange always makes me smile:

Buffy: I like pancakes coz they're stackable. And waffles cause you could put little things in the holes if you wanted to
Willow: You should always have a new boyfriend. You're so fun right now.

and another when Giles is (fabulously) singing and playing guitar in the Espresso Pump:

TARA: Does he do this a lot?
XANDER:Sure, every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.
WILLOW: Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him.
TARA: He is pretty good…
ANYA:His voice is pleasant.
XANDER: What?
WILLOW: Come on, it's a little sexy…
XANDER: I'm fighting total mental breakdown, here, Will. No more fuel on the fire, please.

teehee. Poor Xand.
 
Willow - "Yea, I hope they throw the book at her."
Giles - "I'm not sure there is a book for this."
Willow - "They could throw other things."

Willow - "I wish those council guys would let me have an hour in the room alone with her... If I was larger and... had grenades..."

Willow - "You didn't sense a hyena energy at all, did you? Because hyena possession is just... unpleasant."


I was TOTALLY in love with Willow in the two Faithy episodes of Season 4... She's so cute 🙂
 
Tara: "Five-by-five"? Five what by five what?
Willow: See, that's the thing! No one knows.

Thank you for pointing that out, Willow! We were all thinking it!
 
Xander: Au contraire, mon frère.
Buffy: Mon frère means brother.
Xander: Mon girl-frère.

I love that quote for some reason... whenever Xander says it in Beer Bad, I always giggle!!

Spike: I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.

I love Spike in Pangs.. it makes me lol!
 
I love these quotes (They might be a bit wrong 'cause I'm typing them from memory)

Spike: Alright, you're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't you forget it!

Spike: Alright, tell you what, If I see this girl...I'll tell her exactly where you and watch as she kills you, can't any of you Scoobies remember that I hate you all?!?

I don't know if I'm allowed to type this quote, but I'm basically the youngest one on the boards so if I'm cool with it I'm sure everyone else should be 😛
But I love Anya's 'Oh you mean an orgasm friend' quote.

I can't think of any others of the top of my head...Oh, cheese man quotes!

I wear the cheese, it does not wear me 😀
 
Wishing Oceans
Wishing Oceans
Don't worry, if you're 13 then you have yet to be the youngest. :]
OH! - one of my all-time fav quotes is in S-4... from Forest, no less!

Eppy 6 *Doomed*


Riley & Forest talking; Riley can't shut up about Buffy, & Forest is getting tired of hearing it, obviously.

Riley: "I'm just trying to "“ make up my mind about something. - Buffy, - she's pretty cool, isn't she?"

Forrest sighs: "YES already! -she's cool, she's hot, she is tepid, she's all temperature Buffy."
😀
 
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"Sure, alternate realities. You could uh, could have like a world without shrimp. Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. Just don't ask me to live there!" Anya

I likey that one because Illyria says this aswell lol
."....And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly"


"What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say, we go out there, and kick a little demon ass. What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty. Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil. Let's kill something. Oh, come on!"
spike
 
I absolutely love Spike's
"A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to..."
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!

God, I was cracking up!
 
''That was Pathetic'' Spike

''Percy called me a nerd'' Willow

Xander squealing ''Yes Mom''

Giles having the Jonathan calander.

also, Xander not understanding French in Restless.
 
My utter favourite line in season from is from Where The Wild Things Are,
Xander: I'm having fun already!
Anya: Me too. WooHoo.
It just cracks me up everytime 😛
Of course I love loads more, but I can't be bothered typing them all.
 
I just find this quote hilarious:

Buffy: I told you. I said end of the world. And you're like, "Pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh."
Giles: I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.

*sighs* you gotta love Giles.
 
Buffanator said:
Heh! I loved that too! - it always makes me wonder... are all vamps afraid of bears? Or just Spike? 🙄
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I only just saw "Soul Purpose" first airing here two hours ago, and there's this bear (well, this guy in a bear suit...) who bears (heh) no conceivable meaning in that parasite-induced fever dream of Angel's. Perhaps were on to something there? Some kind of mystical connection between vampires and the Tribe of Yogi? :biggrin:
 
(Angel and Riley are fighting.)
Angel: (to Buffy) You sleep with this guy?

Angel: We have a friend in common.

Xander: Buffy and Riley are trapped.
Anya: So? She's a Slayer, he's a big soldier boy. What do they need you for?
Xander: Anya, look around: there's ghosts and shaking and people are going all Felicity with their hair. We're fresh out of super-people and somebody's gotta go back in there. Now, who's with me?
Spike: I am. I know I'm not the first choice for heroics, and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once, and I don't fancy a single one of you at all, but... Actually, all of that sounds pretty convincing. [walks off.] I wonder if Danger Mouse is on.

Buffy [in Faith's body]: Giles, you turned into a demon and I knew it was you. I mean, can't you just look into my eyes and be all intuitive?
Giles: How did I turn into a demon?
Buffy [in Faith's body]: Oh! 'cause, uh... Ethan Rayne! And you have a girlfriend named Olivia, and you haven't had a job since we blew up the school - which is valid, lifestyle-wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type, but... Oh, oh! When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. Wh-Do you want me to continue?
Giles: Actually, I beg you to stop.
Buffy [in Faith's body]: What's a stevedore? < LOL!

Spike: You know why I really hate you, Summers?
Faith [in Buffy's body]: 'Cause I'm a stuck up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Spike: Well, yeah. That covers a lot of it.

Buffy: That probably would've sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.

Xander: Besides, look on the bright side. If we don't come up with a solution, we might face an apocalypse.
Spike:[extremely happy] Really? You're not just saying that?

Spike: (Mimicking Anya) Xander, don't you care about me?
Xander: Shut up.
Spike: We never talk...
Xander: Shut up!
Spike: Xaaaander...

Xander: If you don't know how I feel about -
Anya: I don't. This isn't a relationship! You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
[The others are silent with disbelief.]
Xander: OK... remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Giles: Please don't.

Spike: Yep. Well, sometimes, I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood -- give it a little texture.
Giles: Since the picture you just painted means I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.
Spike: Sissy.

Little Girl: Can't even shout, can't even cry.
The gentlemen are coming by.
Looking in windows, knocking on doors.
They need to take seven, and they might take yours.
Can't call to Mom, can't say a word.
You're gonna die-a-screaming, but you won't be heard.
 
Beer Bad:
Xander- Nothing can defeat The Penis

Fear Itself:
Giles- Don't taunt the fear demon
Xander- Why? Can he hurt me?
Giles- No, it's just tacky.
 
This is my fave quote from all of season 4, it makes me laugh every time, I found Spike brilliant in this season 🙂

Spike- " Passions is on!! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll... .."
Giles- "You'll do what? Lick me to death?"
 
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Fusions2
I love that line, its the way Giles says it that cracks me up haha!
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