Season Two Quotes

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So what are some of everyone's favourite quotes from season two? Do share.

Some of mine would be...

"You just don't like him because of that time he beat you up every day for five years." - Willow, to Xander.

"Maybe we should ask that crazy man with the big ol' knife." - Xander, Inca Mummy Girl. I don't know why it just always made me laugh.

Willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just... get on with my life.
Buffy: Good for you.
Willow: Well I didn't choose yet.
awwwwww. so cute.

"Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?" - Spike. Ah, if only I could be that constantly dismissive.

Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that or should I just glare?

Giles: Yes, I must consult my books.
Xander: Oh, eight minutes and thirty-three seconds, pay up. I called ten minutes before you'd consult your books about something.
 
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StuckinTraffic
Giles consulting his books is one of my favorites!
Spike:"I'm a veal kind of guy. You're too old to eat. (snaps neck) but not to kill. I feel better."

and Xander: "A bonus day of class plus Cordelia! Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it's my best day ever!"
 
I just have one, but it makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME. In fact, it makes me laugh every time Spike comes on screen for at least all of season 2.

Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
love the dead bird one!
November
November
One of my favorites too, And the way he delivers it is just classic!
Snyder: Are we having a
chair shortage?

Willow: I didn't read anything about... Oh...I get it.

Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my
school. This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom.

Buffy: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.

Best. Quote. Ever.
 
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NightBird
Agreed, until or if I remember a better one.
Oz: Hey. That girl. Who is she?
Devon: She's an exchange student. I think she's from South America.
Oz: No, not her. The Eskimo.
^_^

Ampata: Xander, we can be together. Just... just let me have this one. (Willow)
Xander: That's never gonna happen.
I love Willow/Xander moments.
 
I love nearly all Drussila lines - especially the way she refers to Spike.

And just remember that undying dialogue Buffy had with her Mom in "Bad Eggs" - about hardships of motherhood:

When Buffy complained she hadn't slept well that night, and Mom mocked her by wondering if her egg keep her up all night?
and Buffy was all like You're killing me. Parenting's a pain! her Mom went: Wait till it starts dating.

I just love Bad Eggs. So many word pearls can be found there!
 
And the part where Xander's boiled Xander Junior:

Xander: Yeah! I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind! I mean, you can bet that little Xander here is thick skinned now.
Giles: Technically that would be cheating, yes?
Xander: No! It's like a short cut. You know, when you run a race?
Buffy: That would also be cheating.
Willow: You should be ashamed.
Giles: I suppose there is a sort of... Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Xander: I resent that! Or possibly thank you.

and after this a bit:

Xander: Sorry, Junior, but a man's gotta eat.
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Great picks! I love old school Xander funnies. Must bring some of these to play in the RPG.
OZ: Aunt Maureen. Hey, it's me. Um, what? Oh! It's, uh... actually it's healing okay. That's pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um... Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken.
 
LOL
a favourite of mine was always...

School hard..

Spike: You were my sire man! you were my... yoda!
Angel: Things change.
Spike: Not us! Not demons! Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom!
Come on, people! This isn't a spectator
sport!


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Cordelia: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?
Oz: Yeah, y'know, he's just going by 'Devon' now.

Willow: Buffy, are you hurt?
Buffy: (sits up) Buffy?
Willow: (to Xander) She's not Buffy.
Xander: Who's Buffy?
Willow: Oh, this is fun. (to Buffy) What year is this?

Willow: Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.
Cordelia: That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?

That's one of my fave funny episodes!!
 
Willow: Angel, how do you shave?

Cordelia: (To Buffy) Well you and your mum are welcome to ride around in my car anytime you want! ... (<< I'm not sure I got the quote exactly right but along those lines anyway. 🙂)
 
I looove reading quotes 🙂 Never get tired of em.
I love looking back at Cordelia now, she grew so much in Angel.

Cordelia: I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed...
Xander: I think you mean "oppressed."
Cordelia: Whatever. They were cranky. So they're, like, "Let's lose some heads." Uhhh! That's fair. And, and Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna let them have cake!
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Bahaha. "She was gonna let them have cake!" I forgot about that one.
Xander: "You know for once I wish you'd defend me, I realise you are and I'm embarrased..."

(I couldn't remember the quote word-for-word)
 
I like this from 'When She Was Bad' Willow was so cute back then 🙂

Willow: What'd you do last night?
Buffy: Mm. Slept. I had weird dreams.
Xander: Dreams are meaningful.
Willow: Tsh! Tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, I-it wasn't Xander. I-in fact it wasn't me. It was a friend's dream, and she doesn't remember it.
Buffy: I bet she doesn't.
 
It was in Inca Mummy Girl when Buffy's brushing her hair and I think it goes something like Buffy pulls her hair and complains to Joyce about a split end and Joyce just goes:

"Life is hard, dear."

LMAO!
 
Whats my line?

Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid.
 
Oh my God!! You guys have left out possibly one of the best Spike quotes ever!!!! (Or else i'm blind!)

Spike: 'Truth is, I like this world. It's got dog-racing, Manchester United, and people. Lots of little people walking around like happy meals on legs.'

Also, and just because I can..

Spike: 'Hello Cutie' :lmao:
 
When she was bad; Buffy and Angel talking
Buffy:You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?
 
In killed by death
Buffy:Nonvampire. Plus two.
Xander:Man, Buffy. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.
 
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