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how to live...

imagine a dude/dudette has just had his memory erased...all of it...

your job is to show him/her how to live...

what do you teach him...no taking advantage of the person...lol...pervs...lol

i'd teach her how to have a bad ass walk so all the people be taking a second look...
 
oh in that case id teach them how to live life on the edge! and Id tie them up and make them watch buffy 24/7
 
foflol...the edge...of insanity??

lol...

i'd teach her how to eat hot food...cause it requires a technique and theory..
 
yeah it does!!! you could take care of the food area and i work on the sanity area! deal???
 
I would show them the door...who has time for that?!😛

I would show them the basement...freezer...really, who would miss them?

Ok, let me try the right answer once more...

I would show them word of the day toilet paper...What, that can be very useful...maybe while I have them in the bathroom I could teach them proper hygine...
 
Well since they know Buffy, toilet paper, and how to eat hot food.. I guess I will teach them how get dressed by themselves.. lol
sure she can eat, walk, keep clean, and quote Buffy...but hello, clothes are a must!
Plus it is just to time consuming trying to get a grown person dressed in the morning. Hopefully all the Buffy watching will depart some fashion sense on her. hehehe..
This would turn out to be one interesting person..
ciao!
~Faithy
 
I would turn him/her into the ultimate trekkie, show him/her the geeky sides of life and the psychotic sides of life. I would then teach him/her what it means to insult people and be politically correct at the same time.

After that I would send him/her to some kinda course in the primary functions of society 😎
 
lol...ultimate trekkie...

after learing from faithy...maybe she'll dress like 7 of 9...

i would teach her...how to turn guys down who ask her out...either by a stern "like ill"...or in the case of pushy dudes...a swift knee to the groin...
 
I'd teach her how people work, if she gets it, she'll be able to manipulate them, if one can do that, he's an inch away from owning the world.
 
i'd teach the finer points of brushing hair...that way...she'll have great hair....
 
Me? I'd take advantage of 'her'. Not in the sicko way, but in others like...
1. Educate her on Resident Evil, Buffy, Angel, and Star Trek.
2. I'd have her dress in a Starfleet uniform (######).
3. I'd send her to school and junk so she can learn there.
4. I'd protect her and carry a taser in case I couldn't handle the situation.

(I'm assuming the chick happens to be real fine).

editing to say: didn't know that word was a bad word. How come ever time I take chances I get nailed for it? fine its a 'special hope' or something that I wouldn't mind happening even though it probobly never would.

sorry about using that word. sheesh. I mean its not that bad. Or maybe I don't know the 'real' meaning. I'll go check the dictionary and find out.
 
If it were a girl... I'd make her believe that same sex relationships aren't the real outcasts in society, and that she should hook up with me in order to be "normal".
 
Lol.....I'd teach him / her to question all of the "norms" of society.

I'd teach "it" that when you see someone on the street that you find attractive, that the right thing to do it go up to that person and sniff their armpitt. I thing that it would make for some intersesting confrontations.

--Kindred
 
Kindred: ROTFLMAO!!!!! that was funny🙂

i would teach the person(in adition to all that you've thought her/him) that it's okay, to watch other tvshows as well, adn i would make the person watch all my fave movies.. the good and bad!

and i would teach the person too slice bread and to make themselfs dinner and food.. that's such a drag to make for others! when you DON'T have to!
 
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