Signs That You Are Too Drunk...........

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Thought some of these were worth posting:-

  • You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

    You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

    Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream

    The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

    Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

    You can focus better with one eye closed.

    The car park seems to have moved while you were in the pub.

    You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
 
Originally posted by Wesley
Thought some of these were worth posting:-

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
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Unfortunately this is the one that tends to hit me when I get a little 'too' tipsy. 😛

Another...

Have you ever noticed that when you are drunk just a spoon full of medicine helps the sugar go down?
 
Originally posted by Wesley
Thought some of these were worth posting:-

  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

    Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

    You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
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These are the best im still laughing at the last one.
 
Or like certai people i know you take a dive on a gravel drive way, thinking that its a swimming pool ( the member on the board shall remain anonymous until I decide when 😛 )
 
A dive on a gravel driveway? Ouch! I once knew a girl who would dive off the playground in the park across the street from us. She landed on her belly every single time. It never seemed to phase her. She wasn't drunk though! 😀
 
Oh no this person was very very drunk when they did it, and it currently pretty embarassed that i remembered being told about it 😀 At least i just get fuzzy and then very sick; worse i've ever been is having a blackout that lasted all night :S
 
-24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
This one is my motto! 😀

-Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
Guess I got a problem then.

-You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
If only that were the case! I end up with somebody elses underwear on and two people with me in somebody's bed without any of my clothes and the worst part is I can't remember if I had fun. 🙁
 
I once realised i was too drunk when i had my trousers on my head walking around the streets shouting happy new year to everyone. Luckily i was in a group of 4 so i wasnt doing it a lone.
 
lol yeah I think if any of that happens to you, you might just be alittle too drunk 😉 Thats pretty funny though I'll have to remember that in the future.
 
Have you ever noticed that if your sick after being drunk, carrots always come up? That is even if you don't eat them!
 
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