Simpsons Buffy Parody- Part 2

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We see a shot of a sign that says "Sunnydale High". The camera zooms out and we see the exterior of an elementary school. A man on a ladder is taking off the sign and replacing it with one that says "Springfield Elemantery School". Lisa Simpson is walking into school.

Lisa: I'm glad they're finally fixing that sign.

Lisa is walking in the halls to class when she sees her Principal Skinner.

Skinner: Ms. Simpson, could you please come with me to the library?

Lisa: Why?

Skinner: Uh...because...

Lisa: Ok.

Next scene, we see the both of them in the school library.

Skinner: I brought you here because it's it's very secretive since nobody ever comes here.

The school librarian overhears.

Librarian: Hey!

Skinner: Oh, you know it's true. Anyway, I need to tell you something very important. You see Lisa, you are not a regular girl. Not anymore anyway. You Lisa, are a vampire slayer.

Lisa: You mean like Buffy?

Skinner: No, not at all like Buffy. You see, you are destined to battle vampires.

Lisa: That's like Buffy.

Skinner: Stop talking about Buffy! Ok, you see the last slayer has died, and you have been called to be the slayer. You now have super-human strength.

Lisa: That's impossible! I'm just a litte girl.

Skinner: Oh yeah?

Skinner grabs a wooden board from his jacket pocket.

Skinner: Try breaking this in half.

Lisa: Ok, but I don't see the point... HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa's hand goes straight through the wood and goes on to hit SKinner's face.

Skinner: OW! Very...very good.

Lisa: Is your nose bleeding?

Skinner: Only a little.

Lisa: Wow, so I really am a slayer. But how do you know all this and why are you telling me?

Skinner: I am your watcher. It's my job to train you in all aspects of slayer life.

Lisa: And you just happen to be my principal? That's a lucky coincidence.

Skinner: Yes. Now, here is the most important thing. You can never tell anybody about this. This a grave secret and nobody may know. Not your friends, not your family, not...

At that moment Groundskeeper Willie passes by them washing the floor.

Skinner: Willie please. You're ruining the whole mood of the moment.

Willie: Arg. Don't mind me. Willie don't care about you being a slayer. Between you and me, I'm actually a vampire with a soul.

Skinner: No you're not. The sun is shining on you from the window.

Willie: Eye. I just wanted to see if I could get my own spin-off.

Skinner: Lisa, report here after school for further training. Oh and take this.

Skinner hands a stake to Lisa.

Skinner: Keep one of these with you at all times. You never know when you might need it.

Lisa: Well, I kind of an environmentalist. Could we instead of using a wooden stake you some sort of plastic alternative.

Skinner: No.

Lisa: Well I don't see why we have to kill mother nature along with evil.

Skinner: Just go to class.

Lisa is about to leave he library when she sees Milhouse at the door.

Lisa: Milhouse? Were you listening to our conversation.

Milhouse: Well I was stocking you as usually do, so when I saw you come to the library...

Lisa: Oh you didn't!

Milhouse: It's ok. I won't tell anyone that you're a slayer as long as you let me join you evil hunting gang.

Lisa: NO!

Skinner: I'm afraid he has to. If any civilian finds out about you they have to join the Pussycats.

Lisa: The what?

Skinner: It's short for Josie and the Pussycats, the hit Hanna-Babera cartoon. That's what we call the slayers allies.

Lisa: Why?

Skinner: Don't ask me, I don't make up these crazy rules. Oh, I'll come pick you up tonight to go to the cemetarie.

To Be Continued.
 
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