Sinking A Ship

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If there was ever a 'ship depicted on either "Buffy" or "Angel" that filled you with thoughts of "That's just...WRONG," here's your chance to name it. Just bear in mind that this has to be a legitimate coupling, either depicted or at least mentioned on the air, not taken from fan fiction. For example, Bander fan fiction abounds, but it was never alluded to on either show, so it is not eligable here.

My "That's Wrong" candidate would be Biles, since it actually was mentioned by Spike when Buffy was trying to excuse her actions in kissing Spike at the end of "Tabula Rasa."

B: You know when I was kissing you, I was thinking of (Giles), right?

S: You know, I've always wondered about you too...
 
A couple that was wrong? Cordelia and Connor, no question about it. I remember when Connor was in the show as a baby, and thinking that Cordelia was like a Mother to him, considering Darla wasn't around, and she tended to be very protective over him, and what not. Then they had sex. My reaction was instantly 'That is so wrong'. Honestly, they were like family; it seemed almost incestious.
 
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a world of eeew to Connelia
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Yes, the grossest pairing ever.
I don't really see Connor and Cordelia as a couple. Since it wasn't really Cordelia. But it sure didn't feel right. Can't be anyone that likes it.

I have a problem with the whole episode Him. The episode have some really funny moments but no one should be with RJ. Half the episode I just wanted to scream no. But I guess the worst was RJ and Buffy. No thank you. I'm not a big fan of Willow and Xander either even if it never got me close to screaming no. It was just wrong. Unless it had happened earlier. When it happened it was just wrong.
 
Spuffy 😛 World of wrong! *ducks for cover*

I'd definitely add Cordelia/Connor to that list too. It still squicks me out to this day.

oh! Joyce and Xander! It was alluded to in Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered and in Restless. Ick!
 
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and bangel is universal wrong
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agreed about spuffy!
Kean said:
Spuffy 😛 World of wrong! *ducks for cover*
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Take hope, Miss K. I'm organizing the first meeting of "Bangels Anonymous" for January. It'll be a perfect way to start out the new year. I'll be proud to be your sponsor. Remember, "Friends don't let friends ship Bangel."
 
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glad we have your old self back with a vengeance! :D
From Buffy, Kennedy and Willow. From Angel, Cordy and Angel. I just plain hate Killow, Cangel i just dont think would've been suited as a couple, they make better friends.
 
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Kennedy never seemed right for Willow, but them, I loved Tara to death, so......
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Kennedy bad.
Cangel. I would say Spuffy, but I can tolerate them and I really like their friendship in S7.
 
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Angel just dreamed of Cordy and has lost his soul. Bad Cordy!
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Eleftheria
he dreamed of Cordy under the influence of a shaman...let's not forget
Connelia, no doubt. Pretty much like everyone said.

And I felt gross when I see Angelus and Drusilla do that in the flashback in Destiny. I know they're vampires. But it seems much more wrong than Dru/Darla or Spangel. It also seems wrong in BtVS season 2 too.
 
Cordelia/Connor makes me sick to my stomach.

But I also never saw Fred/Gunn as a believable relationship.
 
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Fred/Gunn just seemed like a plot device to piss Wesley off.
Cordy and Connor. Like Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn...it doesn't matter if they're not blood relations, they had a parent/child relationship, so grosstastic.

Dawn's crush on Xander was cute, and Xander valued it because he loved Buffy and Dawn; he would NEVER have taken advantage of that relationship.
 
I'm going to have to agree with others and vote Connelia. That was always just...wrong. *shudders*

Honorable mention goes to Dawn and Xander. Despite the fact that they are a reality, I still have a hard time dealing with it. Seems OOC for me, still.
 
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Haha remember dawn started crushing on Spike and Xander was pissed
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The only wrong ships for me would be Buffy/Joyce, Buffy/Dawn and Angel/Connor. I don't mind anything else, to be honest Buffy/Giles is kinda hot. 🙂 Though I don't ship them, I prefer Giles with Xander, but then I love Xander with anyone. 😉
 
I'll join the chorus of dirty/bad/wrong Connor/Cordelia. But I violently hate Buffy/Parker.
 
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I reeeaaaally would love to meet Parker. And stomp him.
sosa lola said:
The only wrong ships for me would be Buffy/Joyce, Buffy/Dawn and Angel/Connor. I don't mind anything else, to be honest Buffy/Giles is kinda hot. 🙂 Though I don't ship them, I prefer Giles with Xander, but then I love Xander with anyone. 😉
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But none of the ships that you mention, with the exception of Buffy/Giles, has ever mentioned anywhere except in fan fiction, so they don't really apply in this discussion.
 
Connor and Cordy. That was just creepy. One day they were like mother and soon, and the other they were sleeping together. Yeeez!

And Spike and Buffy. I'm gonna use one quote: Because it's wrong!
 
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agreed on both! Congrats on being member of the month!!!:)
Bangel (post "Becoming" only; I don't mind them before that, but I loathe them in S3) and Killow easily sweep it for me, as even with the allusions to Biles (there's at least one more to it, in "Phases", stated by Caine the werewolf hunter) I do not consider that one canon (and won't change my opinion on it, as the mere thought turns my stomach).

I'm one of the apperently few who wasn't really grossed out by Connor & Jasmordelia, though. Much worse and much ickier things have happened, IMO.
 
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